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New Release!

My brand new, irresistible, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy is finally HERE! Yes, it’s out in the world and it can be yours! It’s available exclusively on Amazon for the time being and can either be purchased or read in Kindle Unlimited. If you’re looking for a light, make-you-smile, college romance I hope you’ll check this one out. It certainly was fun to write.

WANTED: A ROOMMATE 

Requirements

1.Don’t be a smoker. That’s gross.
2.Don’t be a jerk. I have no time to deal with your mood swings.
3.Clean up after yourself. Is it really so hard to put dirty clothes where they belong?

If you meet these qualifications, call me.

Sincerely,
Desperately Seeking Roommate

When I put the ad in my university’s newspaper, the last thing I ever expect is for the star football player to respond. 

From what I know of him, Abel Russo is a womanizer and an absolute jerk.

Sadly, he’s the only thing stopping me from being evicted by my annoyingly gleeful landlord. 

It should be easy enough—there’s no chance we’ll fall for each other. But then he gives me lingering looks, and I might just be looking back. 

All I wanted was a roommate, but I’m about to get so much more than I bargained for.

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Desperately Seeking Roommate Preorder is LIVE!

Desperately Seeking Roommate is now available for preorder!
I don’t do preorders often but I wanted to make sure with all the problems Amazon has had as of late that it would be live on time. Preorders will download to your device midnight wherever you live. Can’t wait to hear what you guys think!
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Cover Reveal for my girl B. Celeste!

I don’t much share other author’s stuff on my blog anymore, but I couldn’t not share this cover reveal with you guys. Barbara C. Doyle’s ventured into taboo with her new book The Truth About Heartbreak under the penname B. Celeste. I had the honor of beta reading this book and to say it’s fantastic is an understatement. Barbara put so much of her heart and soul into this book and it’s hands down her best book yet. Taboo is where she belongs. If you don’t care for cheating in books I still think you should give this book a chance. Cheating isn’t one of my favorite elements in books and sometimes a reason I completely put a book down, but a few books have done it right in my opinion, and this is one of them.

Forbidden Romance – Check.
Cheating – Check.
Brother’s Best Friend – Check.
Angst – Check.

BLURB 

I fell in love with him when I was thirteen years old.

He was older, mysterious, and unattainable. The guy I could never touch.

Then one night changed everything for us. But there was one huge problem.

He belonged to her.

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Desperately Seeking Roommate Chapter Two

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Chapter
two

Lou

I manage
to get all the books off the bookshelves in the office space and I stack them
up in piles in my room, planning to go to HomeGoods to see if they have any
wire baskets I can put them in or something. I saw something on Pinterest like
that and it looked really cute. Granted, Pinterest seems to be full of lies
because nothing I ever try on there turns out decent. But baskets seem like a safe bet since it doesn’t involve sugar or
flour.

I decide
to leave the shelves themselves since my future roommate might have books
they’d like to house there. If they want them gone … well, I’ll cross that
bridge when I get there.

Pulling my
hair back into a ponytail, I prepare to move my desk into my room. I moved
things around to make space for it earlier, but I’ve been avoiding heaving the
heavy monstrosity from the other side of the apartment. I’m already a sweaty
hot mess and it’s not even ten in the morning.

I deserve
an award for my dedication to my future roommate, because this shit sucks.

Once all
my stuff is out of the spare room—except the bookcases of course—I vacuum every
square inch and then go through the entire apartment while I’m at it.

After
that, my OCD kicks in and I decide to scrub the entire place until it’s
spotless. I figure that way when someone inquires about the place it’ll be
decent when they see it.

When
everything is clean, I take a shower and change into a pair of real clothes—not my usual fuzzy pajama
pants and loose t-shirt attire. It’s after one now, and I’m in desperate need
of caffeine. Normally I would’ve had three cups by now, but I was busy and it
kept the urges at bay.

I grab my
phone off the counter—the case it’s in holds my credit cards and some cash—and
make my escape before I find anything else I need to clean.

I walk out
the door and walk smack dab into my landlord.

“Oh my
God,” I cry, my hand flying to my chest.

“Not God,
but close enough.” He grins devilishly. His reddish blond hair is neatly
trimmed but worn messily, his face is lightly stubbled like he didn’t have time
to shave this morning, and his hazel eyes pop against his tan skin. He’s hot,
even I’ll admit it, but hot doesn’t make up for his asshole personality.

“How can I
help you, Jamie?” I ask him in a biting tone, knowing there’s no good reason why he’s here.

He gives
me one of his signature smarmy smiles and I resist the urge to roll my eyes.
It’d be my luck he’d kick me out on my ass based on rudeness, even though he
needs to take a good strong look in the mirror.

“I was
just swinging by to remind everyone rent is due next Friday at the new price.”

I give him
a mock thumbs up I’d love nothing more than to turn into a middle finger salute.
“I haven’t forgotten.”

“Mhmm, see
you around, Louise.”

He starts
down the hall to the next tenant and I call out, “It’s Lou.”

He knows
this, but he doesn’t care. As long as his pockets are padded with our cash, he
doesn’t care about any of us.

I walk out
the main door onto the sidewalk. The nearest coffee shop is only a block away. It’s
one of the perks of living downtown. I’m in walking distance to so many things,
and as someone who has an aversion to driving, it’s great. It’s not that I
don’t drive, I kind of have to, but I white knuckle it the entire way to
wherever I’m going.

The trees
are bright with the color of fall, and more people than usual stroll around in
the cooler weather. Like them, I’m thankful to finally say goodbye to the
ridiculously humid weather. Walking outside and immediately becoming drenched
in sweat isn’t my idea of fun. Boob sweat is a freaking nightmare and
impossible to avoid when it’s ninety degrees but feels like one-hundred and
ten.

Griffin’s,
the best coffee shop in the world, appears around the corner and I smile. I
love the old-fashioned brick building with green trim. It’s unique and doesn’t
quite look like it belongs in this town, but better suited for a cute hideaway
place in some foreign country.

I push the
door open, the cheery bell signaling my arrival.

I pause
for a moment, inhaling the sweet warm scent of coffee and baked goods.

The line
isn’t too long, and I send up a little prayer for this small blessing. At times
I’ve had to wait thirty minutes just to order here. It’s a favorite with the
locals, and even the out of towners, for its charm and the fact it frequently
hosts music acts and open mic nights. Plus, with the university not far away
students flock here to study or hang out, myself and Miranda included.

Finally
reaching the counter, I order a latte and banana muffin. There’s an empty seat
near the windows, which never happens. I run toward it like I’m racing in the
Indy 500 only to get there the same time as a guy.

“This is
my table,” I declare.

“Pretty
sure I got here first,” he argues back.

I put my
hands on my hips. “Nope, it was definitely me.”

He grins,
and it’s a boyish kind of smile, sweet but with a naughty edge. His teeth are
slightly crooked, but I think it’s cute. Too many perfect teeth in an imperfect
world is a bit much for me, personally.

“How about
we call it a tie?” he suggests. “We could share? There are two tables and
plenty of space.”

My head
cants to the side as I think it over. There are other empty tables, but this
one is the best.

“Fine,” I
agree, albeit reluctantly since I’m not fond of strangers. “We’ll share. But if
you think I’m going to share my muffin with you, you’re wrong.” My sharing
streak does not carry over to food.

His smile
grows wider.

“Not the muffin I meant.”

He chuckles,
and it’s a husky raspy sound—almost too sexual sounding to be a laugh. “It was
still funny.”

My cheeks
heat. Why do I have to be so awkward?

I sit down
and he follows suit. He looks to be my age, and I wonder if he’s going to the
university too. Campus is large and it’s impossible to know everyone. He has
light brown hair, brown eyes, and a heavy dusting of stubble on his cheeks like
he couldn’t be bothered to shave the past couple of days.

“I’m
Tanner.” He holds out his hand.

I take his
hand and shake it before letting go. “Lou.”

“Lou?” he
repeats, raising a brow. “Can’t say I’ve heard that one.”

“It’s
short for Louise,” I explain, tucking a stray piece of blonde hair behind my
ear.

“Family
name?”

I nod. “My
grandmother’s. She passed away before I was born and my parents wanted to honor
her.” My name is called for my order. “That’ll be me,” I say unnecessarily.
“Try not to give my seat away.”

He
chuckles, leaning back in his seat to watch me. “It seems like a hot commodity.
Someone might buy it from me and who am I to turn down a few bucks?”

“Don’t
even think about it,” I warn with a joking smile.

I grab my
order and return. Tanner’s made himself comfortable. His long legs are sprawled
out into the aisle and he’s set up his laptop on the table.

He looks
up at me and I shake my muffin. “Not sharing,” I remind him.

He
chuckles, closing the laptop lid so he can look at me. “What about your coffee?
You sharing that?”

“Nope.” I
pull my muffin out of the bag along with a plastic fork.

“So mean
to me,” he remarks, pressing a hand to his chest.

I notice
then he’s dressed nicely in a dark blue sweater and jeans that look like they
cost more than my rent.

“I guess
it’s a good thing I already placed an order.” His eyes sparkle with barely
contained laughter.

I peel the
wrapper away from my banana muffin. “That’s a very good thing,” I concur. I
pull off a piece of the muffin and pop it in my mouth. I’ve always eaten them
that way, much to mother’s chagrin.

She’d
scoff and say, “Louise Myrtle Powell, a lady does not walk around with crumbs on her bosoms.”

But in my
opinion, if there aren’t crumbs then you’re not enjoying yourself. Life’s too
short to not get messy.

Tanner
smirks at me over the top of his computer. “I’m suddenly very jealous of your …
muffin.”

I choke at
his words and muffin crumbs tumble down my throat, the once soft bites now feel
like ice picks digging into my esophagus as I try not to hack up a lung.

His smile
widens as I grab my coffee and try to compose myself. “You’re kind of
adorable.”

Adorable.

That word
feels like an ice cube dropped down my back—cold, prickly, and utterly
distasteful.

Most girls
get told they’re pretty, or if they’re lucky beautiful, gorgeous, or even
stunning. I’ve always been stuck in the cute or adorable category. It’s a
corner I don’t like being shoved into. Is it my size that doesn’t make me
worthy of more flowery descriptors or am I forever going to be the girl that
never is in the starring role, even in her own life?

About that
time his name is called. I doubt he even notices the shutters I close around
myself. I don’t like people-ing, and this is what happens when I do.

Honestly,
why do I have to leave the house? Human interaction is overrated. I could
survive as a hermit. Me, myself, and I sounds like a mighty fine life to me.

Tanner
slides back into the chair across from me with a gigantor cup of coffee.

He must
have asked for the ‘I’m a closet dick’ special. Actually, in that case his
coffee should be the tiniest cup size imaginable to match his, I’m sure, below
average penis size.

“Why are
you glaring at me?” He raises one brow, lowering the lid on his laptop.

“You
called me adorable,” I blurt the words before I can stop them. I wouldn’t be so
hung up on the silly word if one of the horrible guys I went out with last year
didn’t tell me, “This was fun and all, don’t get me wrong you’re adorable, but
this won’t be happening again,” after
slept with him.

I hate
myself for letting it get to me now, but let’s face it, word vomit is the worst
kind of vomit of all. At least if you’re sick you can clean up the mess and
move on, but words? Once you speak them you can’t gobble them back up and
swallow them down.

He narrows
his eyes in confusion. “What’s wrong with adorable?”

I roll my
eyes, swaying my hand casually through the air. “Little girls are adorable. I’m a woman. I should be can’t-touch-this
hot, or sexy-and-I-know-it sinful, not
adorable.”

He throws
his head back, laughing so hard his whole body shakes.

“Why are
you laughing?” I hiss, my palms landing flat on the table to stop it from
moving along with him.

Laughter
that can only be described as giggles, erupts from him. There are literal tears
in his eyes and I feel like a fool. I want to grab my stuff and run far and
fast away from him, but something keeps me compelled to my seat.

Why is it
so funny that I think I deserve to be called hot or sexy? Just because I’m a
bigger girl, doesn’t mean I’m any less than any other woman—so why does it feel
like I am.

When he
finally sobers, wiping tears from his eyes, he leans over the table and motions
with his hand like he wants to tell me a secret. I lower my head, my ear tilted
toward him and he says, “You’re not my type.”

I rear
back like I’ve been shocked. Any time I’ve heard that line it’s usually
followed by, “Look at me and look at you. We don’t match.” It’s beyond
frustrating feeling like I’m constantly being judged. I’m happy, smart, and I
know I’m pretty. Yeah, maybe I’m not a Victoria’s Secret model, but I’m Lou. I’m me. The most beautiful thing we can be in this world is our own
self. No one else can ever be you, so I believe in loving myself
whole-heartedly. I’m stuck with myself until the day I die. If I hate who I am
and what I look like it’s going to be a long damn ride.

“Because of
my size, right?” I challenge, raising a brow. I never defend myself when this
kind of thing happens, because frankly anyone with that kind of mindset isn’t
someone I want to associate with, but this time I refuse to let it go.

His eyes
widen like saucers and his cheeks redden as he too whips back in his seat. “Oh,
fuck, God no. I’m gay.”

My whole
body collapses onto the table, my head in my hands. I don’t know whether to
laugh or cry so I settle for a combination of both. It figures when I finally
decide to call a guy on his bullshit he’d end up gay.

When I
finally gather my wits, those pesky little buggers, I sit up straight and hold
my chin high.

“If you
weren’t gay, would I be your type?” I give him my best duck lips and
sultry-eyed Instagram worthy look.

He looks
me up and down and a slow grin spreads over his face.

“Most
definitely.”

I shrug
and let out a sigh. “I can live with that.”

I finish
my muffin, sipping my coffee along. Brushing the crumbs off the table I stand
up, my half full cup clasped in my hand. “It was nice meeting you, Tanner.”

“Leaving
so soon?” His fingers halt against his keyboard and one brow peaks as he
regards me with a grin.

I lift my
shoulders in a small nonchalant shrug. “I’ve peopled enough for today.”

He lets
out a full laugh. “Not much of a people person, are you?”

I let out
a small not-very-lady-like snort. “Not really. I only like a few people.”

“Well,” he
drags out the word. “Give me your phone.”

“Why?”

“Just do
it.” His smile never falters.

For some
reason I hand it over.

A moment
later he hands it back to me, his number added to my contacts under Tanner-The-Very-Gay-Coffee-Non-Date,
and I can’t help but burst into laughter.

“If you
ever decide on adding a fun gay bestie into the mix, I’m available. I’m a great
time at parties, an excellent study partner, and in case a spontaneous pillow
fight breaks out you don’t have to worry about a boner taking flight. Pussy
doesn’t do it for me. I like hotdogs, not tacos.”

My
laughter only grows. “You know, I think Miranda and I could totally use a new
gay bestie.”

He smiles.
“I’m new in town, so friends would be nice.” There’s something vulnerable in
his eyes, as if he hates admitting it.

“Here,” I
motion for his phone, “I’ll give you my number too.”

He slides
his Android—blasphemy—into my
outstretched palm and I add my contact info.

He
chuckles when he reads my contact name. “Lou-That-Weird-Coffee-Bitch.” He
shakes his head and clucks his tongue. “For the record, Lou, I bet your taco is
the best one out there … if one enjoys tacos.”

I smile
back at him. “Oh, I know. It’s time for the male population to figure that out.
I’m amazing, a total catch.”

With that,
I swish my hair over my shoulder and saunter out the door.

I might
have my moments of weakness, who doesn’t, but I never let my self-doubts dull
my sparkle for long.

I’m a
unicorn—a rare, precious thing, and any man will be damn lucky for me to choose him.

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COVER REVEAL!

Ahhhh! I’m so ecstatic to bring you guys the cover for my next book Desperately Seeking Roommate today! Release is April 26th and it’ll be a live release so keep an eye out for it! Now on to what you really want! THE COVER.

WANTED:
A ROOMMATE

Requirements

Don’t be a smoker. That’s gross.Don’t be a jerk. I have no time to deal with your
mood swings.Clean up after yourself. Is it really so hard to
put dirty clothes where they belong?

If you meet these qualifications,
call me.

Sincerely,

Desperately
Seeking Roommate

When I put the ad in my university’s newspaper, the
last thing I ever expect is for the star football player to respond.

From what I know of him, Abel Russo is a womanizer
and an absolute jerk.

Sadly, he’s the only thing stopping me from being
evicted by my annoyingly gleeful landlord.

It should be easy enough—there’s no chance we’ll fall for each other. But then he gives me lingering looks, and I might just be looking back. All I wanted was a roommate, but I’m about to get so much more than I bargained for.

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Desperately Seeking Roommate Chapter One

Chapter
One

Lou

“I can’t
believe I have to do this,” I sigh, staring at the ad I’ve typed up.

“It’s not
like you asked your landlord to be King of the Douchebags and raise your rent,”
my best friend Miranda chimes. She’s lying across my bed on her stomach,
swiping madly on Tinder. I don’t know why she likes the stupid app. I find it
insulting more than anything. The one
time I used it I got a message within five minutes of a dick with a bow wrapped
around it. I immediately replied that was not the gift I was asking for at the
moment, thank you very much.

She turns
her hazel eyes to mine and heaves a dramatic breath. She reaches past me and pushes
the pad on my laptop, sending the ad through to our university’s newspaper.

I cry out,
hands fumbling toward my laptop. “Miranda, I wasn’t ready! I needed to
proofread it again.”

“You
would’ve been here all day reading it and then talked yourself out of posting
it. It needed to be done.”

She rolls
off my bed and strides over to my closet door, swiping through the clothes on
the hangers.

Miranda is
the first friend I’ve ever had who I could share clothes with. I’m short and
curvy—or what most would call plus size—and most of my friends growing up were
either thin or average-sized. I always felt like the odd duck out, until
Miranda and I met during English 101. Neither of us are from Winchester—I came
from the southern part of Virginia to here in the north, and she ventured all
the way from Delaware to here.

Somehow,
we ended up sitting beside each other in our English class and the rest is
history.

She holds
up an oatmeal colored over-sized sweater. “Can I borrow this?”

“Sure,” I
reply with a shrug, shutting the lid on my computer. With a groan, I stand up,
stretching my stiff muscles. I’m twenty-one going on eighty. If I’m sitting or
in any position for too long my limbs lock up despite my nearly daily yoga
routine. It’s ridiculous.

“Thanks.”
She drapes the garment over her arm. Her dark brown curls swing around her
shoulders. With her father being Hispanic and her mother Asian, the girl is the
epitome of the word unique. She’s
stunning and I tell her all the time, but she never believes me because of her
size.

I don’t
know why us bigger girls have to be shamed by society. We’re normal-sized—I’m sorry your media
standards are candy-cane stick thin. I’d rather eat them than look like one.

“I wish
you could move in with me,” I whine, as she goes back to flipping through my
closet. I’ve been pouting about this fact for a solid week—ever since I found
out rent was going up and I was no longer going to be able to afford my
two-bedroom apartment in the historic district. The idea of living with a
stranger isn’t appealing at all, and since I have no time to spare, I have to
be open to a guy for a roommate too.

The
prospect of going to pee and falling into the toilet doesn’t sound like my idea
of getting wet, but desperate times call for desperate measures, and I need a
roomie stat.

She sighs,
her lips twisting downward in genuine apology. “I know, babe, but I just re-signed
the contract on my apartment. There’s no way I can get out of it. Living here
would be so much nicer. My place is a dump.”

She lives
in an older apartment beside the small airport of privately owned planes. I
still don’t know how I lucked out getting my cute place downtown—but right now
I don’t feel so lucky and want to punch my landlord in his smug face. He’s
young, probably late twenties or early thirties, and inherited this building
over the summer when his grandpa passed away. Now, the greedy bastard wants to
make more money off broke college students like me.

“Does this
match?” she asks, pairing the sweater with a maroon skirt that ends above the
knees with buttons down the front.

“Yeah,
it’ll be cute,” I tell her honestly. “But … what do you need it for?”

Color
blossoms across her dark skin. “Charlie asked me out.”

“Charlie?”
I shriek. “Why am I just now hearing about this? I thought you hated him.” I
jolt upright from this news, in desperate need of hearing the tea of how this
came about.

Charlie is
in our history class—he’s the type who answers every question correctly and
then looks around smugly like we all care that he’s so much smarter than us.

Newsflash,
we don’t.

She
shrugs. “It happened yesterday. I bumped into him in the library and he asked.
I don’t really like him, but … Lou, it’s been forever since I got laid and I’m desperate. My kitty needs more
than some sweet vibrations. I need a man. On top of me. Inside me.”

“But Charlie?” I can’t get over this. He’s
not hideous, but if looks were determined by personality he’d be one ugly
guy—like Smeagol.

“He’s not
horrible looking,” she reasons. “And you never know, he might be cool.”

“Well,
when he bores you with his vast knowledge of the size of every shit a president
took, don’t come crying to me.”

“I doubt
he knows that.” She spreads the
clothes on top of my bed and stands back, assessing how they look together.
Glancing at me she adds, “I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt, okay. Can
you do that, too? For me?”

I hug my
best friend. “I’d do anything for you.”

“Thank
you.” She smiles, her dark slanted eyes looking relieved. Her relief
transitions into worry and her lips flatten. “What are you going to do if no
one responds to your ad?”

I sit down
on my bed, looking out the old dirty window onto the street below.

“Live on
the streets, I guess.”

“You know
I’d never let that happen,” she vows. “My place might be small, but I can make
room for you somewhere—maybe add a cat cushion in the bathroom.”

I grab a
pink pillow and toss it at her. “My ass wouldn’t even fit on it.”

“At least
it’s a nice ass.” She gives it a tap. “Can we get something to eat now? I’m
starving, and you bribed me over here with the promise of dinner only to spend
two hours writing a measly four lines for your stupid ad.”

It was
more like seven, but even that is a
pathetic amount of time to spend writing it.  

“Fine,” I
grumble. “I do owe you food.”

She snorts,
rolling her eyes and sticking her tongue out at me. “At this point you owe me a
whole fucking pizza.”

***

Twenty
minutes later we’re seated in a booth inside the cozy wood-fired pizza
place—aptly named Woody’s.

The place
has a warm and cozy vibe with browns and blacks used for much of the décor. Our
booth is beside the bar, packed with people—mostly fellow college students and
the random old guy interspersed. I watch one old man leer down the shirt of the
woman beside him.

Nasty old bastards.

Picking up
my beer glass, I let the warm liquid slide down my throat. Across from me,
Miranda texts on her phone, and I don’t dare ask to whom, because I don’t want
to hear the name Charlie leave her
lips. The thought alone makes me want to gag.

Who knows,
he could prove me wrong, but as her best friend it’s my job to have
reservations about any guy she dates. She’s a queen and deserves to be treated
as such. A guy will be lucky to get my stamp of approval, and chances are it
won’t be Charlie.

She sets
her phone aside and stretches across the table toward me. “How much longer
until the pizza is here? I’m withering away by the second.”

“Considering
we ordered five minutes ago, I’d say you’ll be waiting a while longer.”

“Dammit.” She
tosses her head back in aggravation. “Good thing I always have snacks in case
of an emergency.” She rifles through her purse and pulls out a small bag of
popcorn. She proceeds to open it and start shoving pieces into her mouth.

“If you
had that why didn’t you eat it earlier?” I remark.

She shrugs
and answers around a mouthful. “Forgot I had it.”

I shake my
head amusedly. Miranda is one of a kind.

I wasn’t
hungry before, but now that we’re here I’m positively starving. It feels like it’s been a whole day since lunch, not
hours. I was too busy agonizing over the stupid ad to think about my stomach.

“Give me
some of that,” I plead, holding my hand out for some popcorn.

She
cradles it against her boobs. “Mine.”

“Miranda,” I gripe. “Please?”

“Fine.”
She drops a stingy three pieces in my hand.

“That’s all
you get.” She grins and shoves more in her mouth.

I glare at
her, but at least it’s better than nothing. I eat the three pieces slowly,
savoring them. The food is on its way, and once it’s here all will be right in
the world again. I’m pretty sure pizza can solve any problem. Honestly, I’m not
sure why the idiots in government haven’t just ordered some damn pizzas
already. Nobody can fight when ooey-gooey-cheesy goodness is in front of you.
It’s like, against the laws of nature or something. I’m sure of it.  

She
finishes her popcorn and stuffs the empty bag in her purse.

“I’m full,
let’s go.”

I narrow
my eyes.

“Kidding,”
she adds. “God knows it takes more than that to fill me up.”

As much as
I don’t want to bring up Charlie again, I have to. “When is this date of yours
with Charlie?”

“Tomorrow.”
She bites her lip.

Studying
her, I narrow my eyes into slits. “If you never really have liked him why are
you acting nervous all of a sudden?”

She tucks
an errant piece of dark hair behind her ear. “I honestly haven’t liked him. He’s
arrogant, rude, condescending … but also kind of hot in a dork-ish sort of way.
The glasses, the floppy hair.” She rests her chin on her hand and gives a
dramatic dreamy sigh. I’m friends with a complete and utter nutcase.

“Don’t go
falling in love now,” I joke. “I can’t be left alone in my singledom.”

She rolls
her eyes and fans her hand through the air. “Not going to happen. I doubt
Charlie can handle all of this.” She wiggles her body. “I have needs that need
to be met and I’m not certain he’s the guy. It’s only a date though—free dinner
and a movie? I’m not going to complain one bit about that shit.”

“True.”
When you’re a broke ass college student, getting to go out and have a free meal
is the equivalent of the Holy Grail. Toss a movie into the mix and you’ve found
Jesus himself.

It’s been
so long since I’ve dated I’ve become a Scrooge. Freshman year I went a bit
crazy, going out all the time to parties and on dates with guys that usually
only led to sex. Then last year I decided I wanted something more serious, but
most guys still only wanted a one-and-done experience and the few looking for a
relationship didn’t want someone like … well, me.

I never used
to be insecure about my size. I don’t think anyone at any size should ever be
made to feel ashamed. You never know someone’s personal struggles, so who are
you to judge?  But suddenly, I did start to become insecure and
wondered if men didn’t see me as the type they wanted to have a future
with—that I was only good for a quick lay.

After
that, I swore off men, determined to build up my confidence again.

Junior
year is supposed to be my year, and I
won’t let myself get dragged down by pining for some ideal that exists in my
head.

Love will
come along when it’s meant to. Until then, I’ll be living my best life, which
includes pizza nights with Miranda, manicures and pedicures once a month, and
whatever else I want to do—which let’s be real, after I spend the money on the
mani-pedis I’ll be sitting in my apartment contemplating my life choices and if
I really had to buy those Cheetos
from the campus vending machine two years ago for three dollars and fifty
cents, because surely if I had that money today I’d be better off. You might
say I don’t need the mani-pedis, which might be true in theory, but I don’t
need that kind of negativity from anyone in my life, so you can kindly fuck
off.

“Here you
ladies go,” our usual waiter Joe says with a smile, setting down each of our
pizzas—Miranda’s meat lovers and my veggie. Joe is an older guy, probably in
his fifties, bald, and has a black goatee. He’s awesome and always makes us
laugh. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do tonight.”

Miranda
snorts. “Like devour this pizza whole? You bet your ass that’s happening.”

He merely
chuckles and walks away to tend to another table.

I cut two
slices of pizza and set them on the plate Joe brought earlier to cool down.

Miranda
stares longingly down at her plate. “I want to eat it now, but I know if I do
I’ll have severe regrets when my tongue is burnt for a week.” She raises her
eyes to mine and shrugs. “Eh, you only live once, right?”

Before I
can stop her she grabs a piece and takes a huge bite. “Regret,” she cries, pulling a stringy piece of cheese away from
her mouth. “Instant. Regret.” She pants, spitting out a blob of too hot pizza.

Stifling a
giggle, I gesture toward the unfortunate mess of cheese and other toppings in
front of her. “Now look what you’ve gone and done. You ruined a perfectly good
piece of pizza.”

She
frowns. “Such a tragedy. Let’s have a moment of silence in its honor for its
service to my mouth.” She claps her hands together and bows her head. Lifting
it two seconds later she announces, “Enough of that.”

She
proceeds to pick up the rest of the piece she bit into and blows on it to cool
it down.

Once a few
more minutes pass and I feel sure my own pizza is green-lit to eat, I take a
bite.

Nope! Abort mission!

“Ah!” I
cry, as the hot cheese and sauce burns my tongue, bringing tears to my eyes.
“Get it out,” I plead stupidly, because it’s not like a stranger is going to
shove their hand in my mouth to yank out the scalding piece of pizza. I manage
to spit it out and reach for my beer, but the starchy drink does little to
soothe my tongue. I spot Joe walking by and wave madly, nearly falling out of
the booth. “Water,” I beg when he sees me. “Need. Water.”

He
chuckles. “Coming right up.”

Looking
across the table at Miranda, I sigh. “We shouldn’t be allowed out in public.
We’re both walking disasters.”

“I like to
think my awkwardness brings joy to those around me.”

“As
opposed to what?” I inquire, thanking Joe with a nod as he sets down a glass of
water for each of us. I gulp greedily at the cold liquid.

“Horror at
the realization a walking wrecking ball exists, ready to take down anything and
anyone around her. I can’t help it that I’m clumsy and stupid things happen to
me.”

“Same,
girl.” I can relate to that on every level.

When I was
six, I fell from the top of the playground slide onto the ground, banging my
head into a piece of wood that was a part of the area separating the grass from
the mulch playground. Suffice to say, there was lots of blood, more than five
stitches, and a scar on my forehead that I carry with me to this day.

 “Let’s try this again,” she says, and takes a
tentative bite. She gives me a thumbs up. “All clear.”

I take a
bite and, thankfully, it’s not scorching hot anymore, but my sore tongue makes
it less enjoyable than it should be.

I eat a
total of three pieces before asking for a box. After we’ve both finished our
drinks we grab our things and head outside onto the cobblestone road in front
of the restaurant.

The sun is
only beginning to set, and it’s a little before eight, but already starting to
get dark earlier every night. I personally love the times when it’s nine at
night and still light out. Fall and winter are the bane of existence. I thrive
on the energy the sun brings me. If I could hibernate through the winter months
I might like them more, but since I have to get out and brave the cold on the
daily it’s a hate-hate relationship.

We walk a
couple of streets over, both of us much more subdued thanks to the pizza and
drinks.

If you put
food in me, suddenly I’m ready to sleep. It makes eating breakfast and lunch a
game of Russian roulette of will I or won’t I fall asleep in class.

Miranda
and I say our goodbyes as she gets in her car, and then I enter my apartment
building. It’s a ground floor unit, which I hated at first because it didn’t
seem very safe to me, but I’ve come to love it—when I have groceries at least I
don’t have to walk up any stairs.

I close
the door behind me and sweep my gaze around my place, my home. I’ve spent so much time buying things and making it mine. The
white and gray décor with pops of pink in the main space brings me peace. The
same theme carries into my bedroom. The spare room has been my office, housing
a desk and two bookcases that didn’t fit in the main room—though I do have
bookcases lining the wall behind my couch.

Tomorrow,
I’ll have to clean out the office. I don’t know where I’ll put the things in
there, but I’ll figure it out. Anything I can’t keep will have to be donated,
or Miranda can have it if she wants it.

I stand in
the doorway of the room, wondering who on Earth my roommate will be. I hope we
get along and that is doesn’t end up being a complete and utter disaster.

Though,
knowing my luck, a disaster is exactly what I’ll get.

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Desperately Seeking Roommate Blurb Reveal

DESPERATELY SEEKING ROOMMATE

WANTED:
A ROOMMATE

Requirements

Don’t be a smoker. That’s gross.Don’t be a jerk. I have no time to deal with your
mood swings.Clean up after yourself. Is it really so hard to
put dirty clothes where they belong?

If you meet these qualifications,
call me.

Sincerely,

Desperately
Seeking Roommate

When I put the ad in my university’s newspaper, the
last thing I ever expect is for the star football player to respond.

From what I know of him, Abel Russo is a womanizer
and an absolute jerk.

Sadly, he’s the only thing stopping me from being
evicted by my annoyingly gleeful landlord.

It should be easy enough—there’s no chance we’ll
fall for each other. But then he gives me lingering looks, and I might just be
looking back.

All I wanted was a roommate, but I’m about to
get so much more than I bargained for.

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Wild Flame is LIVE!

Wild Flame is available now! I hope you guys are excited by this surprise release and enjoy Rush and Kira’s story! They were first introduced in Wild Collision, but you can read it as a standalone.

He was raging chaos.

Kira Marsh wants to escape her past—so far, she’s done just that. But it doesn’t stop the memories from catching up to her.

She was the sweetest sin.

Rush Daniels has been spiraling out of control for a long time.
Haunted by the loss of his parents, he’s losing his grip on reality day by day.

Together they were a fire that couldn’t be doused.

When Rush and Kira start their no-strings attached relationship they expect it to be easy. But when one starts to fall for the other, things spiral out of control in a way neither ever expected.

Suddenly, they’re both facing their demons head-on, while their future together hangs in uncertainty.

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Wild Flame Excerpt

BLURB

He was raging chaos.

Kira Marsh wants to escape her past—so far, she’s done just that. But it doesn’t stop the memories from catching up to her.

She was the sweetest sin.

Rush Daniels has been spiraling out of control for a long time.

Haunted by the loss of his parents, he’s losing his grip on reality day by day.

Together they were a fire that couldn’t be doused.

When Rush and Kira start their no-strings attached relationship they expect it to be easy. But when one starts to fall for the other, things spiral out of control in a way neither ever expected.

Suddenly, they’re both facing their demons head-on, while their future together hangs in uncertainty.

 

EXCERPT Kira’s POV

My stomach rolls and I topple out of bed a little after seven in the morning.

I run the short distance from the bedroom to the bathroom with my hand over my mouth.

Dropping to my knees I manage to get the lid up on the toilet in time to empty the contents of my stomach. I don’t ever remember having a cold where I actually threw up. When I’m done emptying my stomach, I sit back on the cold tile, my body damp with perspiration.

My stomach rolls again and I lurch toward the toilet.

I jerk when I feel warm fingers pulling my hair back.

“I’m here. It’s okay,” Rush’s warm voice speaks softly as he crouches down beside me.

After I’m done, I wrench away from him, wiping my mouth on the back of my hand.

“What are you doing here? Y-You … I heard you leave. I don’t want you seeing me like this.”

“I pretended to leave,” he admits, resting on his knees in front of me, still in his jeans. “I didn’t feel right leaving you here alone and sick.”

“Rush,” I say softly, almost irritated, but also in a sort of awe. “You are the most confusing man I’ve ever met.”

He cracks a grin. “What does that mean?”

“You don’t want a relationship—to be anyone’s boyfriend, but here you are doing boyfriend things. Can’t you see how this is weird?” I flick a finger from me to him.

He shrugs like it’s no big deal, which only grates on my nerves more. “I wouldn’t do this for anyone.”

“Why me?” I ask, hating the way my voice cracks and spikes to a higher pitch.

His long fingers splay over his thighs. “I … don’t … know.” His answer is honest and I can tell even he’s baffled by his behavior. “I guess when you care about someone you don’t like to see them hurting, especially when you can help.”

“Seriously, Rush. Go back to your hotel. You’ll be more comfortable. I’m fine here. I’ve been taking care of myself practically since I was born. Why stop now?”

“Because you have me,” he replies softly, sounding hurt.

I shake my head. I have a pounding headache and no brain power to deal with this confusing ass man.

I stand up, and Rush holds out his hand to help me but I refuse—not because I don’t need his help but I wiped my throw up across my hand and that’s just nasty.

I wash my hands thoroughly before brushing my teeth and swishing some mouthwash back and forth.

I spit it out, watching the blue liquid and white suds disappear down the drain. Rush hovers behind me, his presence large and looming like a fucking wall.

There’s no point in telling him to leave again, because I know he won’t. He’s as stubborn as I am when he’s convinced of something, and obviously he thinks here is where he belongs.

“Are you going back to bed?” he asks quietly, crossing his arms over his chest.

I ignore his probing gaze in the mirror. “No.” I dampen a cloth with cool water and pat my face with it.

“Hungry?” he inquires with a tilt of his head. “I could make you some toast.”

“You’re going to make me toast?” I glance over my shoulder at him in disbelief and he chuckles, rolling his eyes.

“I might not be able to cook, but I think I can at least manage to make toast, not burn it, and smear some butter on it.”

“Some toast might actually be okay,” I admit. The sickness seems to be completely gone, and now that I’ve thrown up I feel pretty great—not well, but not as bad as I did. I’ll take it as a small win.

I dry my face off as he leaves the small bathroom to undoubtedly make my toast.

“Should I make tea too?” He calls out from my kitchen.

“Sure, why not.”

At least it’ll give him something to do and stop fussing over me.

He and his friends might call Cannon the mother hen of their group, but right now Rush is giving him a surprising run for his money. To say I’m shocked is an understatement. It’s weird and unnatural.

I turn the light off in the bathroom—Rush must’ve turned it on when he came in, because I know I didn’t—and pad into the living space.

I can’t help but smile at the pile of blankets and pillows on the couch.

Rush is a giant, I swear he’s nearly seven feet tall, and the thought of him sleeping all night on my teeny-tiny couch is amusing. He must have had to perform some contortions to fit on it at all.

I sit down and wrap one of the blankets around me.

“Did you bring this?” I ask, looking at the fluffy green blanket.

“I got it for you when I was in Wal-Mart yesterday, but I got cold in the night and needed it. I should’ve gotten myself a Huggle.”

“A Huggle?” I ask, not sure I’ve heard him right.

“Yeah, like a Snuggie, but better.”

“Okay,” I say, suppressing a laugh.

“I got a movie too—since you’re sick and can’t leave I’m forcing you to watch it with me.”

“What is it?” I ask skeptically, watching him over the back of the couch as he moves around my tiny kitchen.

Everything about my place is small, but it’s mine and that’s all that matters to me.

“I’m not telling yet. You’ll have to wait and see.”

The toast pops out of the toaster and he puts it on a plate, slapping some butter across it.

He brings me the plate and says, “Tea will be ready soon.”

“You need an apron.”

“Huh?” he asks, raising a brow.

“A kitchen apron,” I explain. “You’re like my cute little personal chef.”

“Baby,” his voice lowers, “there’s nothing cute or little about me.”

There’s a promise in his eyes saying if I wasn’t sick he’d peel me out of my clothes and fuck me right here. I would let him too, but sadly I feel like a big ole pile of poo and that’s not attractive at all.

A few minutes later he hands me the mug of tea and then crouches in front of my TV popping a movie in the DVD player. He fiddles with the controls, getting everything going, and the previews do nothing to giveaway what movie it is.

He places the remotes to the TV and DVD player on the coffee table before joining me on the couch and piling the rest of the blankets on him.

I stare at the side of his face. His straight nose, nice lips, and flawless cheekbones. Handsome seems too plain of a word to describe Rush. He’s … godly.

I would never dare to utter those words to him. His ego doesn’t need any more inflation.

“Why are you staring at me?” he asks, still looking straight ahead.

“Because I can.”

He finally looks at me with a crooked grin. He rubs the stubble on his jaw. “Like what you see?”

I roll my eyes. “If I didn’t, I would’ve never slept with you.”

He pretends to gasp. “Kira, are you saying you’re so shallow you judge people based on looks?”

“The guys I sleep with? Yes,” I answer honestly. “My vagina is a fickle bitch. Only the best for her.”

He throws his head back and laughs. Dammit, if watching the way his throat moves with laughter isn’t one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen.

Just then I get distracted as the TV finally comes to the play screen for the movie.

I squint, not sure I’m seeing it right.

“The Princess Bride? Really?” I look at him like I don’t know him, which I’m beginning to realize I don’t. Not at all.

“It’s a good fucking movie.” He squirms beneath my scrutiny. “There are swords … and killing … and stuff.”

“Mhmm, and it’s also a romance.” I cross my arms over my chest.

“Yeah, but it’s not a rom-com, or Titanic,” he mutters the last under his breath.

“What’s wrong with Titanic?” I question curiously.

“Nothing.” He shakes his head, his shaggy blond hair moving with the gesture.

“Sounds like there’s a story there,” I sing-song.

He pulls a face of disgust as he presses play. “A story you’ll never ever hear.”

“Oh, now you have to tell me,” I say, perking up. The tea jostles in the mug as I wiggle on my beige couch.

“Nope.” He mimes zipping his lips. “Be a good girl and watch the movie. I’ll go get you some soup when it’s over.”

I shake my head. “One day you’ll tell me.”

He snorts. “Not likely.”

I’ll find out one way or the other, I know it.

 

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Cheers to 2019

I’m not normally one to sit and reflect on the year, make resolutions for the new year, or anything of the sort.

But it’s been nearly 2 years since my diagnosis of Chronic Kidney Disease.

Nearly 2 years since with a few words my whole life changed irrevocably.

Almost 2 years of being cut open repeatedly, on more medicine than I’ve ever seen in my life, having needles shoved in my arms, feeling sick non-stop and so weak I wanted to give up and I didn’t see how I could go on.

It’s been the most trying time of my life. I’ve been tested in so many ways and found so much strength within myself I didn’t know I possessed. I’ve watched people walk out of my life, because of my disease and not being able to deal or I guess being afraid I’d ask them to be a donor. I don’t know, but I lost a lot of friends and learned who my true ones are. I learned which people in my life truly love me and I became so much closer to them. I’ve made new friends, and grown so much as a person.

January 18th will be five months post transplant.

This five months has gone by in the blink of an eye. It makes the time on dialysis seem like the blink of an eye. It makes it all the pain, anger, hurt, and worthlessness worth it.

There were so many times I wanted to give up, that I didn’t think I could possibly power through one more day. I’d lay in my bed crying to myself at night, wanting it all to be over because I thought it would be easier that way. But I’d remind myself I didn’t WANT to die and I had to fight.

So, I did.

I fought, and I fought, and I fought some more.

Getting the news my aunt was a perfect match and I was going to be getting a kidney was a mix of emotions–happiness, sure, but there’s a lot of fear too.

What if it doesn’t take?

What if something happens to her?

What if my body rejects it?

I could’ve let that fear stop me. I could’ve said no and eventually given up all together. Let the fear override my chance at a healthy future.

But I took a leap of faith, we both did.

And here I am now, healthier and happier than I’ve EVER been. I have more confidence than I ever thought possible. I still feel like ME but a better version of me–the version who has been waiting to come out all along, but was kept locked in a cage by the sickness and weakness in my own body.

This post isn’t supposed to be about my disease and journey, but a reminder to anyone who is afraid of something to keep pushing, keep going. Life’s too short to not take risks. Yeah, risks are scary, but it’s the things you don’t know that you’ll regret most in life.

I’m dedicating my 2019 to getting even healthier, doing things I’m afraid of, and writing my heart out. I literally got a second chance at life, a chance to do things I never thought possible, and I won’t squander it.

Most people don’t get a second chance, so I’m asking you–what are you going to do with your one chance?

Maybe write that book you’ve always wanted.

Or go skydiving.

Or perhaps you’ll finally talk to that cute guy at work you’ve had a crush on for ages.

Whatever it is you want to do, DO IT. We’re all on this crazy adventure called life, go out there and write your story the way you want it.

I love you guys so freaking much and I wouldn’t be anywhere without your support. I feel like I’ve been so absent and disconnected because of my illness and then healing, but I’m beyond ready for 2019. More books are going to be headed your way, and I want you to be able to get to know me better. I’m going to be sharing more on Instagram and it’s my hope to posts vlogs to my YouTube channel at least once a month, which is something that scares me, but I’m taking a risk on and getting out of my comfort zone for.

I could ramble on forever, lol, so I’m going to stop. But I want you to think really hard about something that scares you and pushes you out of your comfort zone and then do it anyway.

I feel certain you’ll be proud of yourself.

I know I’ve been proud of myself with what I’ve done so far this year, and I’m certain 2019 holds even more for me.