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October 9, 2011

P & P Hits # 2 Humor, # 5 Romance, # 26 overall at Amazon

For those who have been with me on this journey from the beginning, it appears as if our little stories have grown up.  After only three days on sale, P & P has reached # 2 Humor, # 5 Romance, and # 26 overall.  It is currently selling at a rate of more than 1,500 [...]
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Published on October 09, 2011 05:27

New Book – My Third-World Girlfriend

After ten months of writing new stories, throwing new stories in garbage, and so on through numerous cycles, I finally did something productive.  My new book is called My Third-World Girlfriend: Gerry Lankin has a problem. All his life, women have been hitting him over the head, usually for good reason. Recognizing he's at fault, [...]
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Published on October 09, 2011 05:14

October 6, 2011

Welcome to My New Digs!

You are now officially on my new website. We'll be adding new sections in the next few days, and probably rearranging the furniture a few times, so if the site seems like it's changing every time you visit, you're not going crazy. You are observing the side effects of me going crazy!
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Published on October 06, 2011 09:35

September 30, 2011

P & P Shoots Up Amazon's Charts – Apology/Refund

Hi All, Sometimes, it's challenging trying to do something good.  17 days ago, I changed my books from free to 99 cents at Smashwords.  This flowed through to Barnes & Noble, Apple, and Sony fairly quickly.  But Kobo and Diesel … Continue reading →
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Published on September 30, 2011 15:02

September 25, 2011

RJ Silver Books Now On Amazon

The Princess & the Penis: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005ORR6HE The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005OO1W5O
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Published on September 25, 2011 18:27

September 19, 2011

Sex Tips From Literary Erotica

When I was a pubescent boy, I spent a lot of time trying to figure out girls.  What were they thinking?  I mean, they talked a lot, which should have made it easier to understand what they were thinking, but … Continue reading →
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Published on September 19, 2011 05:55

September 13, 2011

Big Changes…

…well, it's been quite a run.  Since I released my first two stories on the internet a little over eight months ago, the number of official downloads has been extraordinary: Barnes & Noble                   135,000 Feedbooks                             74,000 Smashwords                         44,000 ManyBooks.Net                   22,000  (books removed … Continue reading →
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Published on September 13, 2011 13:27

September 6, 2011

Mothball Mayhem

I don't know why, but anytime I return to Canada from abroad, I envision a warm welcome.  Sometimes, I even fantasize about a parade. Then reality hits.  The only welcome I get is a wooden-faced Customs & Immigration officer grilling … Continue reading →
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Published on September 06, 2011 00:12

September 5, 2011

I'm Learning…

Sorry for this distraction, all.  I'll get back to humorous posts shortly.  In the meantime, I'm fighting mad, and there's nothing worse than making an easy-going, beer-drinking, little green alien angry. You can now help me in my battle with … Continue reading →
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Published on September 05, 2011 02:30

September 4, 2011

Save the Princess!!!!

A few months ago, ManyBooks.Net – an e-book site specializing in the classics – arbitrarily removed The Princess & the Penis from its site.  The book's crime?  It was too popular.  Despite the fact it was never featured on that … Continue reading →
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Published on September 04, 2011 04:48