R.J. Silver's Blog, page 3
February 4, 2012
Domesticating Your Man
Well, I've successfully extended my stay in Thailand for another 30 days. Actually, after Jan and I had our we-may-never-see-each-other-again sex this morning, she decided to accompany me to the immigration office. At first, I thought I must have hit one out of the park, inspiring her to come along to personally ensure I'd be [...]
January 31, 2012
Expelled Again?
I've been travelling and living in China and Thailand for six years now, and the one consistent question I'm asked when I enter these countries is, "So, when are you leaving?" This is the same question many women used to ask me when I slept over, usually well before the sleeping part began. Ironically, my [...]
January 26, 2012
Jelly Belly Disease
When I first arrived in Thailand eighteen months ago, I couldn't help notice that many of the western men here were, um, rather stoutly built around the middle. I chalked this up to age (most were in their mid-fifties or early sixties), and didn't think too much about it. Owing to my favorable genetics and daily [...]
January 23, 2012
Spicing Up My Sex Life
Well, it's been 16 months since Jan and I first became intimate, and the new girlfriend smell has definitely worn off. Nothing that was new is new anymore. I now know where everything is except that one elusive spot, and frankly, I don't think any man knows where that is. As far we're concerned, it's [...]
January 19, 2012
Introducing My Lizard
He's green, as you might expect. He comes out more frequently at night, which is also typical. He has an unusually long head. But he's only 4 inches (or 10 centimeters) in total length, which might disappoint some. Oh, and he spends a lot of time on Steve Doocy's face. And if you already think it's [...]
January 15, 2012
Angry Birds
I hate video games. I love video games. I think I hate them because I love them. At any rate, about ten days ago, in anticipation of a trip to a rural location with nary an internet connection in sight, I downloaded Angry Birds onto my iPad. What a ridiculous game, I thought at first. [...]
January 11, 2012
Assifried
As we do every weekend, Jan and I went to see a movie this past Sunday, this time at a cineplex in a massive new shopping center. The theater is on the mall's 8th floor. As we stepped onto the 4th floor escalator, I suddenly found myself standing behind a shapely young woman with an ass [...]
January 7, 2012
Barnyard Love
I recently saw a short documentary on the dowry system in Sudan. It said the cost of brides had skyrocketed there, with a tall woman going for 250 cows, and a shorter one for 100 cows. I'm sure glad I'm not living there. In my current financial situation, I'd be looking for a woman the [...]
January 3, 2012
In Search of God
While those fools at the Large Hadron Collider spend billions looking for a single God particle, I decided to drop $13 on a 12-pack and look for the whole God instead. Admittedly, part of my motivation comes from the fact that the world's going to end this year (again), and my moral bank account is in [...]
December 28, 2011
Return of the Emperor
Not very long ago, in a galaxy not very far away (this one, actually), there lived a not-so-young man. He was solo, which made him use his hands a lot, so let us call him Hands Solo. Half a planet away, there was a young woman named Jan. She wasn't behaving like a princess yet, [...]
