R.J. Silver's Blog, page 6
November 14, 2011
Female Mood Changes More Frequent Than Believed
According to researchers, PMS is not the only period of hormonal mood change for women. Apparently, they go through multiple phases during the month, transitioning from sassy/sexy to sleepy/relaxed to weepy/irritable. In sharp contrast, we men remain consistently clueless throughout.
November 11, 2011
RJ's Advice To Women About Men
Perusing the web looking for humorous subjects on men and women, as I often do, I couldn't help notice the other day the enormous number of websites devoted to giving women advice on men. Some resemble car maintenance sites, with headings like, "How to Make A Man Fall In Love With You", "How To Get [...]
November 4, 2011
Electroshock Your Man Back Into Action
There are many reasons women might want to give the man in their lives a jolt of electricity. Getting his butt off the couch comes to mind. Making him pick up the pace on the to-do list is another. And every woman on the planet would probably love one of those handheld zappers to make [...]
October 31, 2011
How To Catch Him and Keep Him
Saw an article on this today and couldn't stop laughing. We men aren't toads, for God's sake. Well, maybe I should take that back. We may behave like toads at times (slimy, reptilian – need I say more?), but that's no reason to invoke toad-catching techniques. I'd especially like to point this out since most [...]
October 28, 2011
A Crocodile Ate My Girlfriend
Okay, it didn't actually eat her yet, but she's trapped in a city currently under water (Bangkok), there are crocodiles swimming through the streets, and every time I close my eyes, I have this horrid image of her cute little feet disappearing down a giant reptilian gullet. I can even see the beast's post-swallow, full-body [...]
October 26, 2011
Free Books, Free Shirts, Free Mugs
Big promotional giveaway on my books as well as FREE RJ Silver Foundation T-Shirts and Mugs: To take advantage of these FREEBIES, head over to Joan Swan's website by clicking here. RJ
October 25, 2011
Funny, Funny, Funny!
Okay, I simply have to share this with you. I asked my site artist, Scott Fiander, who will soon take over all artwork for everything RJ Silver, to come up with a drawing for Kingdom Of Shlongdia t-shirts and mugs (thinking this would be a great gag gift for sisters, gal pals, etc.). Here is [...]
October 24, 2011
Thanks to Miller Mosaic For A Great Job
I am admittedly not very good at promoting my own stuff. I much prefer joking around with people. But I do like recommending others, especially when they've done a great job and deserve the recommendation. Today, I'd like to thank the fine people at Miller Mosaic, LLC for the wonderful job they did on my new [...]
October 21, 2011
Guest Blogging With Isabel Roman Today
Hi Everyone, I'm guest-blogging with Isabel Roman today at: http://authorisabelroman.blogspot.com.... Giving away free copies of My Third-World Girlfriend there, too. RJ
October 19, 2011
Superpower Wish List
I was watching a re-run of Heroes the other night, this on top of watching X-Men First Class a few nights earlier, and it finally dawned on me: these aren't my Grandfather's superheroes. I mean, one can't just don a pair of tights, a completely non-functional cape, and flash a few parlor tricks to become [...]
