R.J. Silver's Blog, page 5
November 21, 2011
The Quickie Relationship
It used to be that when a man and women fell in love, they got married and built a life together. Then along came common-law relationships, followed by stay-over relationships, friends with benefits, and speed-dating. If this continues, we'll soon have the quickie relationship, where men and women meet, mate, and say their goodbyes all within [...]
November 20, 2011
Technical Test Post – Ignore
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How Can We Be Equal When They're So Much Better Looking?
Equality stinks. Here, let me give you an example. Man sees beautiful woman at bar. Man buys drink for woman. Regardless of how things turn out, woman enjoys free drink. Scenario # 2. Woman sees handsome man at the bar. Woman smiles at man. Man responds by buying her drink. Regardless of how things turn out, woman [...]
November 19, 2011
I Want To Be A Gigolo
I recently spent a few weeks with my older sister – an artist/writer who lives in Sosua, Dominican Republic. Since she'd just finished reading My Third-World Girlfriend, I was explaining to her the basis for the book, namely that many of the western men who travel to Thailand behave rather badly toward the young, poor [...]
November 17, 2011
Having Your Beefcake And Eating It, Too
Yesterday's post about the mating/eating habits of the praying mantis seemed to stir up a lot of interest among female readers. Some wanted to know where they could get a very large pot. Others merely inquired as to the difference between the behavior of the mantis versus the black widow. In answer to your first [...]
The High Price of Sex
When it comes to sex, many of us men think we get a raw deal. Not only do we have to put ourselves out there with cheesy lines, buy you gals drinks & dinner, and generally pander to your every whim until we get you naked, then we have to hit one out of the [...]
November 16, 2011
How To Turn Victory Into Defeat
People sometimes ask me why I go to great lengths to avoid arguing with women. The simple answer? I hate losing. That defeat comes in many forms. There's the get-a-strip-torn-off-you-public form, which has the added humiliation of being surrounded by spectators. No one's your friend at such events. The women nod in hearty agreement, convinced, [...]
November 15, 2011
Big Breast Blackout
The other night, I was talking with my mother, when Kim Kardashian's chest came on TV, partially adorned by a pink bikini top, and I froze. My mouth locked up. My ears shut down. I stopped breathing, blinking, and probably a 100 other automatic bodily functions I know nothing about. Afterward, I tweeted about this and my Twitter [...]
November 14, 2011
Mating Mystery
The male lion will copulate as many as 40 times a day when around a female in heat, with each romp lasting less than a minute. As we all know, he has long been annointed "the king of the beasts". Pigs, on the other hand, enjoy orgasms lasting as long as 90 minutes. What I [...]
What If Our Genitals Were On Our Foreheads?
That thought is way out there, but these are bleeps from outer space, after all. Besides, now you get to see how I come up with my story ideas. I believe the thing most affected by forehead genitalia would be hairstyles. For the first time ever, the comb-over might become popular. Certainly, parting one's hair [...]
