R.J. Silver's Blog, page 11
March 24, 2011
How To Turn Your Man Into A Great Lover
As you can probably tell from my posts in recent weeks, I've been thinking a lot about sex lately. Owing to my recent enslavement (see Women In their Prime), I don't really have a choice. I either keep delivering the … Continue reading →
How To Turn Your Man Into A Great Lover (Part 1)
As you can probably tell from my posts in recent weeks, I've been thinking a lot about sex lately. Owing to my recent enslavement (see Women In their Prime), I don't really have a choice. I either keep delivering the … Continue reading →
March 21, 2011
Inner Space
I went for a swim in the ocean a few weeks back. Apparently, some ocean microorganisms decided to return the favor and go for a swim inside me. Four days later, I was howling like a wounded coyote every time … Continue reading →
March 17, 2011
The Decline of Casual Sex
Last night, I was sitting in coffee shop here in Bangkok, when in walked an attractive young woman wearing a t-shirt that said, "Today is Casual Sex Day." A few moments later, a handsome young man entered wearing a t-shirt … Continue reading →
March 11, 2011
Women In Their Prime
I don't like inequality. I think what's good for the goose really should be good for the gander. That's why Jan's behavior has been so annoying lately. I understand that, at 35, she's in her sexual prime. I understand the … Continue reading →
March 8, 2011
Little Soldiers
I must admit, I've never given much thought to my, um, reproductive output. It's one of those bodily functions I've simply taken for granted over the years. If anything, there were times I'd wished production had ceased (though I wouldn't want … Continue reading →
March 3, 2011
Hung Like A Bull
When Jan was in her early teens, she used to ride a male buffalo. While I was drifting aimlessly through my mid-twenties, she was literally taking the bull by the horns. At first, I was jealous of her. Then she … Continue reading →
February 26, 2011
Still In Outer Space
My recent post on cosmic insignificance has spurred my interest in the universe, and I've discovered some very interesting facts. I know most of you probably learned this stuff before the age of ten, but not all of us can … Continue reading →
February 24, 2011
My Cosmic Insignificance
Scientists recently estimated there are 500 million habitable planets in the Milky Way Galaxy alone, with as many as 50 quintillion scattered throughout the universe (that's 50 billion x 1 billion). My internet service provider, on the other hand, has … Continue reading →
February 21, 2011
News Update
The Princess & the Penis continues to amaze. It has now attained the # 1 Humor and # 1 Romance positiona all-time at Smashwords, and has climbed to # 11 all-time overall, though the climbing gets tough at this point. It … Continue reading →
