Michael Kindt's Blog, page 55

Her walk is somewhat plodding, but she's got a great big ass and cute feet and, honestly, what more do I need?

I imagine we connect intensely. Something beyond love, and certainly more than temporary. Instead of speaking, we communicate with deep, soulful looks, just like Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Then one day she yells at me because I got drunk at ten o'clock in the morning or left the toilet seat up and it turns into the same old shit….

The High Price of Liberal Smugness An interesting article by...

The High Price of Liberal Smugness 

An interesting article by

Ramesh Ponnuru examining why Trump will be the next president.

Ted Cruz, a man with vision.

Ted Cruz, a man with vision.

Bisexual Bathrooms

early-onset-of-night:

Actually, the sexualization of toilets is a pretty recent phenomenon. It began in the late 1800s, the Victorian Age, with its repression and tight corsets and sexual neurosis. Before that, men and women (and people who wanted to switch teams, presumably) pretty much shat and pissed in the same pot.

So don’t go telling me that bisexual bathrooms are normal and the way it’s always been.

As an aside, I am assuming you are familiar with North Carolina’s recent “Bathroom Bill”. The legislature in my home state of South Dakota passed a similar measure in February, but the governor vetoed it. The override attempt was unsuccessful.

Just think, we could’ve missed out on a Bruce Springsteen concert! Bruce is a champion of working people, unless those working people happen to live in North Carolina, I guess.

And PayPal. PayPal isn’t doing business in North Carolina because of the “Bathroom Bill”–although they still gladly do business in countries where homosexuality is outlawed and in some cases even punishable by death.

Way to not be a giant, flaming hypocrite, PayPal.

It’s actually terribly inefficient to build two of everything just because some of us have cocks and some of us have cunts. In the days of racial segregation were there four of everything? Black cocks pee here, white cocks pee there….

It’s bizarre.

Now, I don’t know if I believe in space aliens or not, but I’m pretty sure if they do exist, they are avoiding us like the plague.

More sexualized toilet bullshit, with the AFA running it’s most successful boycott yet against Target.

Predators and perverts are everywhere: in our schools, churches, sports, etc. Suddenly we’re worried about them in our bathrooms? They were already there, too.

It’s all a bunch of crap.

Again, separating bathrooms by sex is a relatively RECENT phenomenon.

Shouldn't you be playing hacky sack and looking for the subtext in cartoons and voting for Bernie Sanders and beginning every sentence with "Dude..."?

I’ve been camping for weeks now. Months, I think. Camping is where you pay a small fortune to live like a homeless person, and it’s worth every fucking penny.

Then there’s the pot. These campgrounds are full of potheads. Everywhere you look, someone is eating an entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos or laughing spacily at nothing or being fascinated by an ant hill.

“They work as one! Dude. We can learn a lot from ants…”

But living like this has its downfalls, the most important being I can’t get a resident fishing license. A non-resident fishing license costs 42 million dollars, whereas a resident fishing license is only 19 cents. Therefore, today, I have formally rented a PO Box.

I’m not sure it’ll be enough. It isn’t enough for a bank account, but we live in the internet age, so that’s no big deal. I’m not sure it’s enough for voting either. The primary is over here, but I voted Trump by absentee ballot in SoDak. And then there’s renewing my driver’s license and filing taxes next year and this and that.

They really want you to plug into the grid in this society, don’t they?

A Wider Ideological Gap Between More and Less Educated Adults

A Wider Ideological Gap Between More and Less Educated Adults:

It’s very important to propagandize–oops–I mean “educate” everyone.

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Pancho and Lefty - Willie and Merle

Pancho and Lefty - Willie and Merle

"I wish a Ford and Chevy would still last ten years, like they should."

Amen, Merle, but my ‘89 Ford has done spectacularly. Had to get a fuel pump recently. We need new tires probably. I got a little rust. Whatever. Drove it thousands of miles dragging a 5th wheel. Nothing but smiles.

I remember people back at work giving me shit for having an old truck. “Why not get a new one? You can afford a new truck..”

Because, dipshit, I like old trucks. Can’t a guy like old trucks? Screw your overpriced plastic crap. I have rust because I am made out of metal.

Been following for awhile, but I only stop by a nd read like every week or so. I noticed you quoted Dave Ramsay in one of your posts. Personally, I think the guy is a scam. You don't seriously listen to him do you?

Dave Ramsey is great philosophically about money. Like, in a broad way. Specific advice from him gets more iffy. I love his hatred of debt and plan to get out of it, but his investment advice is TERRIBLE. He is a shill for expensive mutual funds, for brokers selling one type of investment product over others that might be better for the clients (elps, he calls them). Ramsey gets paid for shilling these and you pay for buying into them, a part of which then goes to Ramsey.

So, he’s working for his money, which comes from yours.

The returns he claims that are possible, even common, on these investment vehicles are not only incorrect, but so incorrect as to be comical. Out and out lies, basically - and he positions himself as a religious man…

So, yeah, maybe he is a scam. Get out of debt, tho. Cut up those credit cards, etc, but stay the fuck away from Ramsey’s investment advice.

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