"I wish a Ford and Chevy would still last ten years, like they should."

Amen, Merle, but my ‘89 Ford has done spectacularly. Had to get a fuel pump recently. We need new tires probably. I got a little rust. Whatever. Drove it thousands of miles dragging a 5th wheel. Nothing but smiles.

I remember people back at work giving me shit for having an old truck. “Why not get a new one? You can afford a new truck..”

Because, dipshit, I like old trucks. Can’t a guy like old trucks? Screw your overpriced plastic crap. I have rust because I am made out of metal.