Michael Kindt's Blog, page 53
May 9, 2016
Evil Conduct - That Old Tattoo
Evil Conduct - That Old Tattoo
Millennial douche bags. They think respect is an Aretha Franklin song. Jesus.
You know, they remind me so much of the Baby Boomer generation….and we all know how well that turned out.
Just sayin’. Walkin’ away….
old firm casuals -BORN CRIMINAL
old firm casuals -BORN CRIMINAL
Not everything is so masculine. I have a heart condition from birth. Transposition of the great vessels. Lookit the fuck up.
One time I was hanging out with my buds and I felt light headed and woke up in Daryl’s car, racing me to the ER. They thought I was dead.
It’ll never happen. I’m too fucking mean.
I read somewhere, a study, that cardiac patients under the care of a doctor die at a higher rate than those not under the care of a doctor.
I can only hope.
The Truth? TMI?
One time I was out of town, let’s call it Denver, at my cousin’s place.
He lived in a big house, with several roommates, one of which was, him, my cousin.
Anyway, I was in town drinking with them and they were all younger than me. I was the old guy at the party, but I thought it was family, so not so weird.
We were playing cards and drinking games and having fun. The reason I was apart from my wife was because of marital difficulties. We were essentially separated.
In the alcohol moment, I mentioned this.
Some guy at the table laughed, said, “She finally came to her senses, huh?”
I grabbed him by the neck and slammed him against the wall so hard it caved in.
Anyway, he was apologetic. The party, though, was shocked at my behavior.
I offered to leave, but said it was up to my cousin, who had invited me there in the first place.
He said I could stay, and I gave him $200 for the wall.
America.
May 6, 2016
Hell, maybe I’ll stick around. I have “met” (internet-ly) some pretty sweet people here.
I just have nothing to say anymore, really. I live in the woods. Trees to the left of me, trees to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Perhaps, I will only tell you stories from now on. I am, after all, a story teller.
Once upon a time, I lived in this red house with white trim. This was back in SoDak and it kinda looked liked a barn.
A very old house. There were hardly any plug-ins, and no three-prongers at all. In the living-room, there was just one, so I had all my 21st Century shit plugged into it. There were adapters and extension cords as far as the eye could see.
Well, one day I was getting all drunk on rum and, for no apparent reason, the whole tangled mess burst into flames. Instead of panicking or losing my head, I grabbed my favorite pair of chinos, my dogs, and the $19 on my dresser, and just left. I had just gotten off work a few hours earlier and I was SO done with drama.
Just kidding. Using my foot and water from the sink, I put it out.
But, honestly, did I make the right decision?
Honestly, I am losing interest in Tumblr.
I have been here for, what, 6 years or some shit. Originally, I came here to promote my books, but, yeah, nowadays, who cares if they sell? I have seen enough online writers working hard to get that one sale for their latest vampire or fantasy glop, and I write nothing like them, even though I don’t want to.
In 2016, no writer will ever get rich. Stephen King, like Michael Jackson, will never happen again.
It’s not that I wanna get rich. Well, I do, but there are much easier ways, like stripping, video lottery, or holding up liquor stores. Or rodeo. I always wanted to be a rodeo star.
I will keep writing and putting out books until I die (which could be any day now). I have to. Writing is like cumming or shitting or pissing. I have no choice in the matter.
Posting here, though?
May 5, 2016
After the Rolling Stones told Trump to stop playing their songs...
After the Rolling Stones told Trump to stop playing their songs at his rallies, the Donald has chosen a new theme song.
May 3, 2016
This country is the greatest country in the world. And, yet, it is hated by almost everyone.
Don’t you find that weird? What’s going on. Jealousy?
Liberals, Obama, Muslims, etc., everyone hates America.
And yet, they seem to be here in America. Want to COME to America. Why, if it’s so terrible?
Hey, far be it from me to call someone out on bullshit, but yeah, this is fucking BULLSHIT.
We suck here in America. We suck real bad.
*rolls eyes*
