Not everything is so masculine. I have a heart condition from birth. Transposition of the great vessels. Lookit the fuck up.

One time I was hanging out with my buds and I felt light headed and woke up in Daryl’s car, racing me to the ER. They thought I was dead.

It’ll never happen. I’m too fucking mean.

I read somewhere, a study, that cardiac patients under the care of a doctor die at a higher rate than those not under the care of a doctor.

I can only hope.