Michael Kindt's Blog, page 40
July 25, 2016
Ministry - Jesus Built My HotrodI only post this song like every...
Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
I only post this song like every 6 months or so. Gee, I wonder what my favorite song is?
“I wanna love ya.”
PLAY IT LOUD AT MY FUNERAL.
If you impugn this song, you impugn such fine musical traditions as Doo Wop and Scat.
See you in 6 to 8 months.
Loonier than a spring-loaded basket full of rubber transmission fluid
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I had this idea where I would invest in stocks. You know, for my future. I would buy stocks, and, you know, be all invested in my future and shit. I mean, it’s what they say on TV that you should do (that, and take ALOT of drugs), and if anyone wants to obey the almighty god TV, why, it’s little ol’ me.
Most people have investment/retirement plans through work, mutual funds, IRAs, et cetera and whatnot. Me, I keep getting fired because I show up late or drunk, steal office supplies, and sexually harass all the older white men who hold power.
So my future was up to me.
I opened up a brokerage account, took a few hundred bucks and bought some stocks which paid dividends. Now I am a millionaire. At this very moment, as I am typing this, in fact, my toes are being licked by beautiful women.
Ok, I’ll come clean. I don’t even know any women. I’ve been investing for one solid year (this is my anniversary, in fact) and my returns on stock sales are +25.01%, and on my investment account as a whole, +14.47%.
I previously posted about how I decided to get rich, because, fuck it why not? I would link to that post, but eh. No one’s reading this post, so why link to another post no one’s reading either?
Boy, I’m sure glad I majored in business instead of some touchy-feely liberal arts crap. The people who major in that shit, generally, are supported by parents who majored in business–kind of like how European socialism is supported by European capitalism. Everything is beautiful and we all should share and hold hands, but what happens when the person paying for everything stops going to work?
Anyway, what I’m trying to say is soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing that I could do: DING A DING DANG MY DANG A LONG LING LONG.
Can you imagine the pretzel you gotta twist your mind into to justify voting for Hillary?
Jill Stein!
Gary Johnson!
Where’s Ralph Nader when you need him?
Is Ross Perot still alive?
“Calling all cars, calling all cars….”
July 24, 2016
House Money
Why is money earned from a successful investment or a turn of the cards or a roll of the dice less valuable than money earned from a job?
There is no such thing as “house money”, there is only your money. You are not playing with house money, you are simply being an asshole to your money.
July 22, 2016
The populist movement in the US can be seen easily enough.
The Democratic Party, at one time a champion of the common person, the laborer, the union member, the poor working stiff, has abandoned this base in favor of a globalist agenda (perceived, rightly or wrongly, as America comes second), and to fight for a bunch of groups that have defined themselves as “marginalized”. By doing this, they have marginalized their own traditional base, who are now going over to Trump. The problem is that the “marginalized” groups, all together, don’t out-number the previously UN-marginalized base, who are now marginalized by their own party.
And they’re pissed about it.
Championing groups who view themselves as marginalized is fine, but you would think that they could do both. You would think anyway. Also, you would think they could sell the globalism spiel a little better. You would think anyway.
Another problem is that the Democratic Party is now perceived (again, rightly or wrongly) as being snarky and elitist to anyone not indocrinated into liberal dogma via academia or media (i.e., college and every tv show and movie). In other words, they consider anyone who disagrees with them even a little to be an idiot, a rube, or a bumpkin.
And this attitude is going over REAL well.
So there you have it. Trump will be the next President, thanks almost entirely to the Democratic Party.
On the Republican side, you have a washed-up meaningless party taking pretend stands on pretend social issues, which it does as a sort of “act” to differentiate itself from the globalist PC bullshit Democrats. No ones buys it anymore, especially their members. Republicans have been Democratric lap dogs for years, more than a decade. Their pretend indignation at gay marriage or whatever, was a distraction to this. The truth is, most rank and file Repuiblicans don’t give a shit about gay marriage.
What’s REALLY happening is that the establishment, both the Republican and Democrat, is full of fucking shit and now everybody knows it. The definition of this is populism.
Trump will become the next President due to rebellion against elites, both the liberals and the pretend conservatives.
You watch.
July 21, 2016
Cleveland Protests: Dipshit attempting to burn the American flag lights himself on fire instead
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A BLM dipshit swaddled in privilege and probably living on his parent’s dime, attempted to light the American flag on fire Wednesday during the sitcom we’ve all come to know and love as “The Protests Surrounding The Republican National Convention” (produced by Sherwood Schwartz, who’s most famous for creating Gilligan’s Island).
Apparently, bored out of his mind, the dipshit took the Bic lighter he normally used for smoking pot or lighting incense, and set a large American flag he had draped over his arm on fire. A gust of wind came up, however, and blew the burning fabric against him, catching his precious hoodie on fire. Panicked, the dipshit then flung the flag, which landed on some other BLM dipshits and their hoodies also caught on fire.
Serious injury was averted, thankfully, when racist cops rushed in with fire extinguishers and put everybody out.
So far, Wednesday was the most tumultuous day for the Republican National Convention. Seventeen people were arrested, all of whom totally made a difference, mainly by pissing everybody else off.
What will Thursday bring?
July 20, 2016
The White House is taking my loan questions?
Well, if anyone would know…
Apparently, my "coverage" of the protests at the Republican National Convention has angered some people.
Read it here if you want.
Got yelled at over on FB by a member of the Western Ohio Minutemen, a conservative organization which supports Trump (just like me, except for the conservative organization part). Keep in mind my FB is very public and open. This person is not a “friend”, in FB terms.
He called my article bullshit propaganda and I told him that it was simply a work of comedy, a joke essentially. If he wants bullshit propaganda masquerading as comedy, he’ll have to go to the Daily Show or Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart and that steady stream of “Those funny, funny Republicans”.
Hey, at least I’m an equal opportunity smartass, and IMO we all need to lighten up in these fucked up times.
So please remember: screw you and the sacred cow you rode in on. This goes for EVERYONE, even liberals and conservatives.
July 19, 2016
Activists from Black Lives Matter, the Westboro Baptist Church, and the KKK throw urine at each other during small but very weird RNC protests
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CLEVELAND, OH - Dozens of protesters and hundreds of police took over Public Square in downtown Cleveland on the second day of the Republican National Convention. Police Chief Calvin Williams was on hand most of the afternoon trying to keep the various groups calm. Williams said he was shoved when one protester attempted to get to another protester. The two men were yelling indignantly at each other about how the other was destroying the country, but no arrests were made or injuries reported.
Activists from Black Lives Matter, the Westboro Baptist Church, and the KKK were in the square and at one point began throwing urine at each other. Police, who were trying to keep the groups separated, got a lot on them. A police spokeswoman said that no one was coming out of the protests smelling like a rose.
Actor Billy Baldwin marched down Euclid Avenue with some protesters. He said he supports both the police and Black Lives Matter and was in Cleveland for the RNC and to show support to activists. Mainly, however, he said he was like the average Black Lives Matter protester: a bored, privileged white person trying to make his life relevant.
Apart from Billy Baldwin and urine-throwing, the festivities included included a man carrying an AR-15, a man with a sign saying “Jesus Vapes,” a woman doing yoga with a pro-police and anti-bullying sign, and another person asking people to tell their best Clinton or Trump joke. The West Ohio Minutemen were there, too, calling themselves a constitutional militia group. In reality, they are bearded survivalists who maintain caches of canned goods and weapons all over the western Ohio woods. They look forward to the coming collapse of civilization as if it were some sort of messiah.
Overall, the groups of protesters were small, rarely reaching more than two dozen. One group, Stand Together Against Trump, had 0 members show up, despite having taken out a parade permit for 5,000. A group of media members there to cover the Stand Together Against Trump march left disappointed, going into a nearby bar where they got rip-roaring drunk.
Cleveland Police Chief Calvin Williams said that by 5 pm authorities had only collected a small knife, several gas masks, and a slingshot, jeopardizing several side bets and a scavenger hunt the police had going among themselves.
What will tomorrow bring?
