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‘Marijuana Tampon’ Might Be the End of Your Period Cramps

‘Marijuana Tampon’ Might Be the End of Your Period Cramps:

If there’s anything I’ve learned about marijuana in the last few years, it’s that it cures EVERYTHING. It’s perfect! The wonder drug humanity has been seeking since time immemorial! Too short? Marijuana! It will make you taller! Speak with a lisp? Marijuana! It will make you sound like James Earl Jones!
Look, I support legalization, but get a fucking grip.

The Who - Won’t Get Fooled Againfeaturing all the disaster...

The Who - Won’t Get Fooled Again

featuring all the disaster and chaos that came before today’s disaster and chaos.

“Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.”

Alice Cooper - Elected (1972)Alice for President. Fuck Trump and...

Alice Cooper - Elected (1972)

Alice for President. Fuck Trump and Hillary.

Wouldn't it be something if we could actually elect a President who would lead and unite us?

Or is that something that only happens in movies and history books? In about six months Obama will finally be gone and we’ll have to contend with another divisive fuckwit…..

Although I’m voting for Trump, primarily to piss off know-it-all, elitist, condescending liberals (which are slightly more sickening than right-wing conservatives), I may not vote again.

Do you realize that the string of shitty Presidents now stretches into the decades? We’re like 0 for 6. We’re never gonna make the playoffs at this rate.

Jesus.

Here’s a picture of Björk posing with her brother Bjërk....

Here’s a picture of Björk posing with her brother Bjërk. The picture was taken in 1971 by their father Bjünk.

1971, Björk, Bjërk, and Bjünk lived in the Bjönx, a rough part of Reykjavik infested with Canadian street gangs who sold drugs. Since this was Iceland and the gangs were Canadian, the drugs sold were mainly aspirin and aloe-based skin creams. They still managed to have turf wars, however, but instead of popping caps in each other’s asses the wars consisted of sternly worded letters.

One such exchange occurred when impressionable little Björk was playing near a mail box. The event traumatized her, making her the adorable little weirdo we know today.

But then, I’m just guessing….

Dennis DuBay II

Dennis DuBay II

Omar Epps

What I do to relax are crossword puzzles. I do at least one a day, usually in the morning when my brain is fresh, and sometimes up to four. This averages out to, let’s say, 50 a month.

And at least once a month, one of the answers is Omar Epps.

I find this odd. Don’t get me wrong, I am an Omar Epps fan. I especially love him in the medical drama House, but why do I see again and again Omar Epps, but never Hugh Laurie?

Another name I encounter a lot in crosswords is Bobby Orr. If you don’t know, Bobby Orr is a Boston Bruins hockey great.

Why Epps and Orr?

Another name I see alot is Leno.

I’m detecting a pattern: short names, usually with repeating letters. Could this be the reason I never see Hugh Laurie, Johnny Carson, and Wayne Gretzky?

I don’t know if Omar Epps is his real name or his acting name, but I’m thinking if you wanna go into show business, you would do well to pick a name conducive to crossword puzzles. I had never heard of Omar Epps before crossword puzzles and actually looked him up because of crossword puzzles. I even checked out his work because of crossword puzzles, and now here I am a fan of Omar Epps, because of crossword puzzles.

Hell of a thing.

"The rebound in U.S. stocks from their post-Brexit selloff is starting to take on historic dimensions." -Bloomberg

But I thought that when the UK extricated itself from the EU the very universe would collapse? LOL. I haven’t had this much fun in, like, hours. Just wait till Trump gets elected. The comedy will be endless.

And so he goes and starts a war in Vietnam. Don’t worry...

And so he goes and starts a war in Vietnam. Don’t worry about it, tho, JFK. Everybody will still think you were a great president. You were cute and young and “idealistic”, plus you fucked Marilyn Monroe.

Several decades later, Bush the Sequel invades Iraq because of, what, daddy issues?

See, this is why I support divided government. Whenever you got congress and the president matching, party-wise, you get a world of shit. ObamaCare, unneeded war, etc.

If it looks like Trump is gonna win, I’m voting Democrat for congress and senate, and vice versa.

Although it seems like nothing gets done, in the case of these dipshits, that’s a good thing. Keep ‘em fighting amongst themselves and hopefully they’ll leave us all the fuck alone.

Went yard saling on Saturday and got the 1st & 2nd seasons of that doctor show, House, for a buck.

Finally popped it in last night and ended up binging the whole first season with a half dozen or so vodka and cranberry juices. The last few episodes are a little hazy…

What a hoot this show is. House is always right, yet nobody ever believes him, the poor drugged-out crippled bastard. Even when he’s wrong, he’s right. “We have to remove the patient’s brain, put it in a blender and feed it to a dog. That’s the only way to cure crappa-assa-cocka-fucka-booba-dosis, a disease rarer than a fertile follicle on Donald Trump’s head.”

They begin prepping the patient for brain removal when all of a sudden his toenails begin bleeding and everything is put on hold just in the nick of time because toenail bleeding is a symptom of something else, not crappa-assa-cocka-fucka-booba-dosis.

Lol. It’s so corny and formulaic. I love it. If I can find the other seasons at a yard sale for a buck, I just may buy them–unless I’m low on vodka and cranberry juice, that is.