And so he goes and starts a war in Vietnam. Don’t worry...

And so he goes and starts a war in Vietnam. Don’t worry about it, tho, JFK. Everybody will still think you were a great president. You were cute and young and “idealistic”, plus you fucked Marilyn Monroe.

Several decades later, Bush the Sequel invades Iraq because of, what, daddy issues?

See, this is why I support divided government. Whenever you got congress and the president matching, party-wise, you get a world of shit. ObamaCare, unneeded war, etc.

If it looks like Trump is gonna win, I’m voting Democrat for congress and senate, and vice versa.

Although it seems like nothing gets done, in the case of these dipshits, that’s a good thing. Keep ‘em fighting amongst themselves and hopefully they’ll leave us all the fuck alone.