Michael Kindt's Blog, page 35

Bill & Hillary Clinton's net worth is $111 million dollars.

This makes them super-rich, a member of the 1% they so revile. Me, I got no problem with rich people, including the Clintons. I even think their taxes should be reduced. People who make less than a hundred thousand bucks a year should have their taxes completely eliminated, though, if you ask me.

Taxes are vile and evil and nothing more than theft.

My question is how the hell did they earn so much money? What do they even DO? Chelsea, their daughter and a woman who has never held a job, lives in a $10 million dollar Manhattan apartment. The Clintons don’t own a business. They sell no service. They own no patents, except for maybe on pandering. Lawyers don’t make that kind of money and politicians make even less. So how did they come up with $111 million dollars?

If anybody should write a fucking financial how-to book…

Along with blondes, redheads and brunettes are my favorite.

Mostly redheads, tho.

Or blondes.

Brunettes, tho, man…..

Jesus I need to get laid.

Craigslist here I cum!

Just kidding.

Redtube here I cum!

(At least I won’t have to talk to anyone).

Just kidding.

Porn is a sin.

Booze. 

Booze will work.

And booze is not a sin because I decided.

Besides, I’m baking a potato, so can’t get caught up.

Pamela Andersen says porn is corrosive to the soul.

If anyone would know….

Maybe I ain’t horny after all.

Maybe I’m just bored, stuffed full of my own privilege.

I live in the U.S., where even homeless people have smartphones.

I have privilege, too, even though I’m not homeless.

I didn’t even do anything today but sit in front of my computer.

I made almost a thousand bucks.

Surely I can afford a blonde or a brunette.

A redhead, now. Gotta save up for that.

Illinois BDR 529John Lee Hooker - Boom Boom Boom BoomFucking A.

Illinois BDR 529

John Lee Hooker - Boom Boom Boom Boom

Fucking A.

Think - ArethaI extend a a thank you to @sugarforsalt who got me...

Think - Aretha

I extend a a thank you to @sugarforsalt who got me all into Aretha today.

Aretha! Aretha! Alas, I only have two Aretha albums on vinyl, which is a crime. I should have at least six….

Ah, well. work with what you got.

"The spice must flow."

“The spice must flow.”

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from Dune by Frank Herbert

USD Partners, which ships oil by rail (including through North Dakota), is up over 15% since the protests against the Dakota Access Pipeline began.

I own stock in this company, and would like to formally say thank you.

Cheers!

I never wear polos because they’re so stupid, but I might wear...

I never wear polos because they’re so stupid, but I might wear the one Bones is in. I just might.

In my previous post, I defended a person whose speech happened to land them over in the liberal camp (Colin Kaepernick).

I’ll probably get a lot of blowjobs out of it, but that’s not the point. When that woman in Kentucky refused to sign off on gay marriage licenses due to religious reasons, she, too, was demonized, just like Colin Kaepernick.

I think about the concept of hate speech. I find it a little disconcerting and certainly unfair. Who’s hate? Yours or theirs? Which one is superior? Liberal hate or conservative? Personally, I am a pretty liberal guy when it comes to just about everything except taxes. But the modern, 21st Century liberal terrifies me. They seem Orwellian in their insistence on moral superiority. Terrifying, indeed.

Do you really not understand the concept of free speech? Are you really incapable of defending it? Are you people not even remotely self-aware?

Come the fuck on. It’s like I’m dealing with toddlers.

If Colin Kaepernick doesn't want to stand during the national anthem, who gives a shit?

Maybe he’s all exhausted from making 19 million dollars a year, the poor bastard.

But anyway, it’s free speech, and the ONLY speech that needs to be defended in this country is UNpopular speech. I mean, fuck, why would popular speech need to be defended?

Think about it.

Fancy book-learnin’: important for both the boardroom...

Fancy book-learnin’: important for both the boardroom and the bedroom.

Haha. I’ve always been a huge Young Frankenstein fan....

Haha. I’ve always been a huge Young Frankenstein fan. Willy Wonka? Gonna go out on a pretentious limb and say the book was better :)