Michael Kindt's Blog, page 26

I’m not quite sure, but I suspect Ray Charles might be...

I’m not quite sure, but I suspect Ray Charles might be God.

Ramones - I’m Against ItHere in my state there are, like, 60...

Ramones - I’m Against It

Here in my state there are, like, 60 initiated measures. One is “medical” marijuana. One has something to do with campaign finance; one has something to do with districting….

Shit, I don’t know. The paper published them all so we could have a look see, but I got bored and dozed off. Perhaps I need some “medical” marijuana? I understand it cures EVERYTHING!!

Eh, I’ll just vote no, on everything.

Leave me the fuck alone.

"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the..."

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”

- Linus van Pelt

I used to drink Tang and watch Saturday morning cartoons. Now, cartoons are on 24/7 and so is porn, completely free of charge, and I'm smoking crack and using "medical" marijuana.

Who says we haven’t made progress as a nation?

I haven’t had Tang since I was a little kid. I want some...

I haven’t had Tang since I was a little kid. I want some now. You people out there team up and go get me some. I am lazy and not wearing any pants.

Maybe accusing someone of sexual assault is what you do now to someone you disagree with.

The term ‘racist’ has lost its cache. Now it means nothing more than 'someone who disagrees with my views on immigration/police, etc.’. Bill Clinton, apparently, is a rapist now.

Maybe in our hatred we will render yet some more words powerless…

O my god! Clutch my pearls! When Michelle Obama is done...

O my god! Clutch my pearls! When Michelle Obama is done admiring Beyonce’s twerk, can I clutch her pearls? I feel like being shaken to my very core, too!

Oh, yeah, baby. 

Once this is election over, just think, we'll all go back to being ordinary dipshits. I don't know about you, but I can't hardly wait.

Probably the greatest rock and roll album of the 20th Century....

Probably the greatest rock and roll album of the 20th Century. Probably.

Add it up.

What’s weird about the internet is that, purportedly, it facilitates communication and connection between people, but it actually does the exact opposite.

Really, it’s just a soapbox for everyone.

This election is political TMI.

“I have an oozing sore on my balls and her name is Hillary Clinton.”

*all the other people with oozing Hillary Clinton sores click LIKE*