Michael Kindt's Blog, page 29
October 10, 2016
I will be celebrating Columbus Day by going over to my neighbor’s house and announcing that I live there now.
(I tell this joke every year and I’m going to keep telling it because I love it).
October 9, 2016
Today I learned that a single man can get welfare.
What the fuck? Why?
We are talking just a guy standing there with no family or kids. Able-bodied. The government will suck his dick.
Look, I am in favor of welfare. It should be for children, to hopefully feed them so they can hopefully make it out of the meth hell their parents created.
But a single, able-bodied man? Fuck that.
I’m gonna cheat on my taxes even more than Trump!
Merle Haggard - Working Man Blues.“As long as my two hands are...
Merle Haggard - Working Man Blues.
“As long as my two hands are fit to use…”
PUSSY
“What’s pussy?” - Gary Johnson
“Mmm, pussy!” - Hillary Clinton
“Pussy? Where pussy?” - Bill Clinton
“I have dozens of cats.” - Jill Stein
October 8, 2016
October 7, 2016
Me if Hillary or Trump wins.
Me if Hillary or Trump wins.
Despite my photo, I haven't smoked a pipe since the Spring.
For me, pipe smoking is primarily an affectation, and much more enjoyable in cooler weather. I don’t inhale (that’s bad for you!), but I do enjoy it. It’s like carrying around incense on your face.
It’s a cool Fall day, so I loaded up a bowl: Nice.
“Oh, Dark Mother,” I thought, “long have I desired to suckle upon your smoky teat.”
October 4, 2016
Ultimately, I really don't care who wins the presidential election
If Hillary wins, my stocks will go up because the market hates a revolution and loves the same old shit. If Trump wins, they’ll crash like Brexit and then….FIRE SALE!
Either way, I make bank.
I’m neither an optimist nor a pessimist. I’m a realist. The glass is not half empty, nor is it half full. It’s the fucking wrong glass.
