Michael Kindt's Blog, page 23
November 2, 2016
God I'm having so much fun. Everybody at the VFW rocking for the Cubbies. Drinks flowin'. It's Wednesday night and it feels like New Year's.
Also, turned my phone back on. The whole “off the grid” shit lasted, what, 3 days?
LOL.
My son asked me to turn it back on and I obeyed.
It’s good to be needed.
Last night I got buzzed at a tapas bar drinking Rioja with a couple of my sophisticated friends, Jarvis and Buffy.
Later we hit up a one woman show in the trendy downtown district. The show was called “Empowerment: One Woman’s Journey from Wife-hood to Single-hood and Finally to Lonesome, Bitter Death”.
It was a hoot, but I got headache from all the whining.
Afterward, we retreated to a loft and listened to some jazz, which compounded my headache because, frankly, jazz fucking sucks.
After an hour or so of snorting at the stupid, stupid people who disagreed with our enlightened, globalist perspective, I managed to escape. In the alley behind the building, next to a dumpster, I ran across a drunk homeless dude sucking on a 40.
“Sir,” he said, “you wouldn’t happen to have any spare change, would you?”
“I’m not a sir,” I told him. “I work for a living.”
“Sergeant, then?”
“Ok.”
“Got any spare change, Sergeant?”
“I’ll give you a ten dollar bill for the rest of that 40.”
“Deal.”
The transaction was conducted and he shambled off, holding up his pants with one hand. I took up his post next to the dumpster and worked on the 40. I looked up in the sky to see the stars, but couldn’t make any out. I was dizzy from the Rioja and now the beer, you see.
The stars, they don’t matter anyway. Not in this Universe.
November 1, 2016
I think the real conspiracy is that there are no conspiracies.
I think knockon wood should be a real wood.
“This end table is gorgeous. Oak?”
“Knockon wood. It’s new.”
I think we should keep the Electoral College. Why let New York, Texas, Florida, and California decide every presidential election? I mean, have you met people from these states? Jesus.
I think Metallica should’ve broken up after And Justice For All.
I think all animal shelters should be NO KILL.
I think there should be Beer Stamps for poor drunks.
I think Kurt Russell is an underrated actor.
I think I should be able to buy pomegranates year round.
I think I sprechen sie deutsche now, baby.
I am therefore I think, I think.
What do you think?
October 31, 2016
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"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money."
- Tom T. Hall, The Cowboy and The Poet
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