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Underachieving AT-AT #5

Underachieving AT-AT #5, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.

Alltop is the desk-hugger of the humor community.

Underachieving AT-AT #4

Underachieving AT-AT #4, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.

Alltop wishes funny would take them back.

Underachieving AT-AT #3

Underachieving AT-AT #3, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.


Alltop went to Wookie U.

Underachieving AT-AT #2

Underachieving AT-AT #2, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.


Alltop is one singular sensation.

Underachieving AT-AT #1

Underachieving AT-AT #1, originally uploaded by lunchbreath.


Alltop is bantha-fodder.

Eventually, you're going to need a robo-nun

Eucrecia was pretty exciting about her transformation into a Happy Ending Pleasure Bot, but the nice men at Nazi-Works 3000 were having problems with the fittings.

It was delicate work. The cavity extruder was just barely powerful enough to fit Eucrecia into the chest exoskeleton and having carefully examined her lady bits, the scientists were unsure if the standard accouterments would work.

Sister Mary Hand Job was experienced at this kind of thing. Besides, she was an enthusiastic amateur c...

Schism opens way for creation of SinoPope

VATICAN CITY (The Skwib) — In the ecclesiastically chaotic schism between the Pope at the Vatican and the RoboPope at Avignon, the warring Popes have been able to agree on one thing: there is no room for a SinoPope.

Both the Vatican and Avignon Holy Fathers have excommunicated two bishops ordained by China's state-controlled church without papal consent.

The state-conrolled quasi-religious...

Avignon releases RoboPope schematics

AVIGNON (The Skwib) — Earlier today the Avignon Papacy held a news conference to confirm the existence of RoboPope, going so far as to release schematics of the first fully functional cyber-Pontiff.

"Many question the existence of RoboPope," Bishop of Death and Avignon spokescleric Machete Jones told the assembled reporters. "Behold!"

The clang of RoboPope's titanium chassis could be heard even above the din of reporters shouts of surprise as RoboPope stomped onstage.

"Dominus vobiscum,"...

Robo-schism

ROME (The Skwib) — Last night more than 75,000 faithful assembled in St. Peter's Square to worship at a special ceremony. Instead they witnessed the beginning of a new schism in the Catholic church.

All seemed to be going to plan as Cardinal Camillo Ruini, vicar-general for the diocese of Rome, read the liturgy of the rosary. Then the lights went out dramatically, and Pope Benedict XVI appeared in the papal apartments, a scarlet cloak draped over his white soutane.

Before he could say...

Revelation 22:13

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. I am kick-ass and I am armed with a lightsaber."

Alltop loves Easter! "Jedi Knight", originally uploaded by TimMarchphoto.