Avignon releases RoboPope schematics

AVIGNON (The Skwib) — Earlier today the Avignon Papacy held a news conference to confirm the existence of RoboPope, going so far as to release schematics of the first fully functional cyber-Pontiff.

"Many question the existence of RoboPope," Bishop of Death and Avignon spokescleric Machete Jones told the assembled reporters. "Behold!"

The clang of RoboPope's titanium chassis could be heard even above the din of reporters shouts of surprise as RoboPope stomped onstage.

"Dominus vobiscum,"...