Chris Illuminati's Blog, page 8
June 9, 2017
Leveling The Playing Field
According to some invisible measuring stick, I’m short. I’m certainly a midget in my own mind. Can I stop my height from holding me back?
May 22, 2017
Beer Cats: Meet the Felines Behind CatsOnTap
These cats know their craft beers.
March 27, 2017
Pub Offers Beer and Belly Scratches
This English pub is home to a ton of cats who never answer to last call. 
February 14, 2017
Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For Your Real Sex Doll
What do you get the “woman” who means everything to you for Valentine’s Day?
January 30, 2017
The Alphabet Story
A writing exercise where every sentence starts with the next letter of the alphabet.
January 29, 2017
The Faces Of Grounds For Sculpture
In 1984, sculptor and philanthropist J. Seward Johnson envisioned a public sculpture garden and museum in Hamilton, NJ. His desireContinue Reading
January 9, 2017
R. Budd Dwyer And The Death Of An ‘Honest Man’
The convicted politician televised suicide haunts us not because he was guilty of his crimes, but because he was innocent.
December 23, 2016
How War, Gender Stereotypes, And The Economy Gave Birth To ‘G.I. Joe’
Turns out the real patriotic pursuit in the U.S. is turning a profit.
December 15, 2016
I’m Working From Home Today To Catch Up On My Masturbating
I just wanted to be really above the board on this, so I’m covering all my bases here. I’ve been *strongly* advised against sharing these emails by my lawyer, but try as I may, I cannot see the issue here. Let me know in the comments section if I’m missing something: Continue reading on Runt […]
November 29, 2016
Atlantic City Gambling On Attracting Gamers
New First-Person Shooter Games Debut In Struggling Town.
