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October 11, 2017
How A Cheap Spider-Man Cartoon Became The Internet’s Favorite Meme
Long before the internet laughed in unison at the genuinely horrific Spider-Man: Homecoming movie poster and the fact that aContinue Reading
September 30, 2017
Pro Triathlete Rallies Community In Wake Of Hurricane Harvey
Texas and Louisiana are still recovering from the devastation of Hurricane Harvey. An estimated 27 trillion gallons of rain fell over aContinue Reading
September 5, 2017
How I Wrote A Clean Joke Book & How To Finish A Project That’s Slowly Killing You
The next installment in my How To Write series focuses on the month I spent writing a clean joke book, how itContinue Reading
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The Joke Book That Almost Killed Me
There’s nothing funny, or fun, about writing a joke book. Especially an 80,000 word manuscript in just over a month.Continue Reading
August 10, 2017
How Chuck Norris Facts became the internet’s first great meme
Hollywood is constantly in search of the next big action star. The prototypical person who can fill movie scenes andContinue Reading
July 23, 2017
‘Sandstorm’ by Darude
Despite the fact that apps like Shazaam exist and there are whole websites dedicated to answering music questions, people stillContinue Reading
July 20, 2017
Which Friends Cast Member Is Most Likely To Die First Besides Matthew Perry?
We view them as our actual friends. Jennifer, Courteney, Lisa, Matt, Matthew and David. We know more about their fictionalContinue Reading
July 9, 2017
How To Write During Writer’s Block And Why You’re Really ‘Stuck’
What is writer's block? How long does writer's block last? Is writer's block real? Here are the honest answers.
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Writer’s Block Is Bullshit — Here’s Why You’re Stuck
Here’s the bad news — you do suck. Here’s some fantastic news — every writer sucks. 
June 9, 2017
Batters Up: My Weekend Running From ‘Bulls’ In New Orleans
We headed off for a friend’s bachelor-party weekend of booze, beads, and Bourbon Street, culminating in an early-morning trot through the streets of New Orleans for the fourth annual Running of the NOLA Bulls.
