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Woofisms: Woofs of Wisdom©

Wednesday’s Woofism© from The Good Dogma Company. They have their own line of wines that make the perfect gift for the dog lover in your life. There are six to choose from: Cat Chaser Chardonnay, Fetch Me A Cabernet, Lucky Pup Pinot, Muttin’ But Malbec, Bitchin’ Sauvignon, and Best In Show Merlot. Life if short….WINE MORE, BARK LESS.

Visit their site for more information and details on ordering. A portion of all sales go to dog rescue.

Woofisms: Woofs of Wisdom ©

Today’s Woofisms © straight from the family dog over at The Good Dogma Company. Don’t forget to stop by and visit them so you can check out all their fun stuff for pets and their people. It’s a great place to do some holiday shopping. Not only will it make shopping fun but a portion of the proceeds go to help dog rescue so it’s a win-win for everybody.

Woofisms: Woofs of Wisdom ©

Join Kensy at The Good Dogma Company to read his daily Woofisms: Woofs of Wisdom©. Plain old good advice from the family dog.

You can also visit him on his FB page at fb.com/woofisms. If you ‘like’ him and become a fan you’ll learn about special promotions and discounts on all their cool merchandise.

Rescue Dog Inspires Owner’s Company

The Good Dogma Company was founded on the philosophy that dog lovers have a different kind of good karma, it’s Good Dogma.

We’re the place for people who are passionate about their dog(s) and want to make a difference in the lives of homeless pets. We hope to inspire others to go out and commit random acts of animal kindness.

So come on in, browse around, stay for a while. If you’re looking for the perfect item to ensure Good Dogma follows wherever life may take you, you’ve come to the right...

Dog Lovers Memorial Heart Necklace…special holiday offer.

My bro, Kensy, started a new business www.TheGoodDogmaCompany.com. They have all sorts of great products for pets and their people and a portion of the sales go to dog rescue. That’s a win-win in my book.

For anyone who has lost a dog they know the heartbreak and the void it leaves in your life. They have a custom designed a memorial piece to honor those lost because we all know paw prints on the heart can never be erased. They’re having a special to introduce the new piece. It’s...

Snake Can’t Kick Cigarette Habit

Sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. It’s a sure path to ruin.

I don’t partake in any of it. Heck, I won’t even consider the gateway activity to getting there. You know, smoking.

Sure I get peer pressure to take a toke on a Virginia Slim or a Marlboro Light, but no matter how much Ruger the boxer insists, I just won’t inhale.

The reason is simple. If I’m going to inhale something that isn’t healthy, it’s going to be a Whopper from BK, or dare I say it,...

Cat Thinks It’s a Chick

I’m not sure what I want to become when I grow up.

Yeah I know time is running out, with me being 17 and all, but once you give up on your dream there’s not much left.

So here’s a partial list of what I’d like to become:

1) Firehouse dog

2) A father

3) First dog to catch the Chuck Wagon

4) Head of household on the family’s tax return

To some my goals may seem unachievable but as I like to think, if you aren’t stretching, you’re shrinking.

Yet to other...

Cat Comes Back From The Dead

Church.

I'm not talking about the place of worship. No, friends, I'm talking about the scariest of all creatures. Specifically the cat in Stephen King's Pet Semetary.

You may remember him as the cat that was run over by a truck in the story, buried and then summoned back to life. Once back among the 'living' he was anything but a normal, annoying cat.

There was something wrong, something sinister about him. It's as if he were dead, but alive. Strange indeed, but then again he was a cat, so...

Dog Rescued From Can of Cat Food

You ever get so hungry you'd eat cat poop?

I know I have, but sometimes the litter box is empty forcing me to scrounge around the house looking for alternatives.

I'll check under the couch cushions (the old man is a slob and lots of food gets stuck there, along with a lot of change), on top of short tables and even go so far as to check the bathroom floor.

Of course my personal favorite thing to do when  I'm at starvation death's door is to go the way of the garbage pail. I knock it over...

Dog Painting Gone Bad

I'm an artist.

I dabble in an impressionist style, but rather than using vibrant colors, I enjoy the use of an earth tone pallete instead. You could say I favor the color brown above all.

Sometimes my canvas is filled with heavy, oil painting type strokes. Other times it's like a light watercolor coating. Regardless, the end result is a masterpiece worthy of the Louvre.

Inexplicably, my mother is not a fan of my painting. The subject matter is highly entertaining ranging from stick figures...