Sam Pink's Blog, page 79

can someone email me the mp3s for the ministry album 'fil...

can someone email me the mp3s for the ministry album 'filth pig.'  i bought the cd when i was younger and it got scratched up and i think i left it in a small puddle of kool aid and the kool aid dried on it (ugh don't ask!!!!). thanks.

reading 'dreams from bunker hill' by john fante.  recommend it and 'ask the dust.' 

i never understand why people label books/writing as 'neg...

i never understand why people label books/writing as 'negative' or 'positive.'  a book can't be negative. even if it was full of the most hateful, antagonistic shit, it would still be somebody's expression.  it would still be someone taking experiences and ideas from his/her life and making it into something.  it's always positive.  it's always the result of someone taking time to create something.  you have to suppose an idea of what is 'positive' first to then say someone's shit isn't that.  and that is negative because as one person you design a way to dismiss and label someone else. sadness, anger, hate, all those things are positive depending on how you deal with them. like, if i write a book about sadness and hate and anger, it's positive--because instead of killing myself or someone else, i sat down and made something.  i engaged my thoughts and tested them and wrote them down.  that's positive.  most people i know who are 'pessimistic' or 'negative' or 'unchill' are much more realistic and willing/able to help others.  it's incredibly negative to accuse someone else and his/her writing of being negative, when it's an expression of his/her life. calling someone else 'negative' or his/her writing 'negative' is dismissing the entirety of what lead that person to do what they did.  that is the most negative thing i can think of.

but here's a joke so people don't think i'm being 'unchill.'

(in 'larry the cable guy' voice):  y'ever have summa that rice pilaf?  you know, when ya fall asleep eatin chi-neece food and then you have ta peel some rice off ya titties.

does anybody know another website besides shitty craigsli...

does anybody know another website besides shitty craigslist where i can find a cheap room for rent in chicago.   email me    sampinkisalive   at  gmail  dot com

also, someone googled 'murder sam pink' to find this blog today.  all you had to do was ask!!

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WEB HITS AND MAKING FRIENDS

CHI-CITY DEATHCAMP

if i bought a romance novel and like, 'rewrote' it, or like, added notes to it/changed it, would i get sued.  i want to do this.  what's a good way around whatever bullshit i'd encounter?  sheer violence? i'm serious about this. hit me up with any advice. 

THUMBS DOWN ONNA FOO

fucking sweet poem

NEW RULE

i have a new rule.  if you offer to pay me for something, like a drawing/a translation/whatever, and you dont pay me (even if it's 50 cents), i'm going to kill you.  not because money is important, but because i need to have rules and values in my life.  i do a lot of shit for free/little money, so don't worry about offering money... but if you do, and then don't pay it, i'll kill you.  like in your home.  like putting a knife into your chest over and over until you're dead.  like strangling you until you die.  like walking into a shitty bar where a reading is going on and someone is up on the mic taking ten minutes to preface a five minute story, and then that's the last thing you see before i set you on fire.    

i have two copies of 'hurt others' if anybody wants to bu...

i have two copies of 'hurt others' if anybody wants to buy one.   sampinkisalive   at  gmail  dot com.

EDIT:  if you want a copy of 'hurt others' you can have it for free if you agree to mail it to someone else after you read it.  after you read it, let me know and i'll put something up about who wants it and you can mail it to that address.

also, this is 'pig destroyers' facebook. can someone figure out how to contact them.  i want to mail them books.   

i mailed everything out that needed to be mailed out. if ...

i mailed everything out that needed to be mailed out. if i owe you something it is coming. 

kelly and i are looking for someone to mix/master this 'k...

kelly and i are looking for someone to mix/master this 'king cobra ep.'  it's eight songs.  we need them mastered to improve the sound quality.  if you or someone you know knows how to do this, email me sampinkisalive   at   gmail dot com.  we can probably pay a very very small amount and would need it done relatively soon.  also, and i haven't discussed this with kelly, but pretty sure we can also throw in allowing you to 'honk' one of kelly's titties and/or give my cack a solid 'yank.'  the world is yours.