Sam Pink's Blog, page 78

i think i'm going to be at this thing but i'm not sure.&n...

i think i'm going to be at this thing but i'm not sure.  right now my ugly mug is part of their slide show. 

o'girl lina zoo and i made an art magazine with our drawi...

o'girl lina zoo and i made an art magazine with our drawings in it. 

here is a quick video of it

here is lina's paypal.   lina.charolastra@gmail.com  

she's selling it for five dollars. 

if she sells enough of them, and we meet our goal, we can both go to science camp this summer. 

sometimes when i'm on craigslist i imagine a young craig ...

sometimes when i'm on craigslist i imagine a young craig in his room, laboring over his list, and then right outside his window, his enemy pulls up on a bike, and the girl craig likes is on the back of the bike holding onto craig's enemy, and craig's enemy is wearing those old blue and red 3D glasses, and craig's enemy says, "heyyyy craig, still working on that stewpit list?  give it up man, nobody cares about that shit, looooooooser" and then he rings his bike bell and drives away laughing a high-pitched bully laugh, like, 'hih hih!' and craig looks down at his list and says, "one day, they'll care." 

R.I.P. LOLA (STILL MISS YOU)

rontel had a sister named lola.  i got them together.  she died at like, a year or so old because she was a runt.  liver failure.  one time i walked into the room and she was sitting on the couch, like upright, with her legs out and her back against the back of the couch, and rontel was sleeping with his head in her lap.  she was basically the size of a calf-sock half filled with sand. when you pissed her off, her one eye would twitch almost all the way close and she'd tilt her head.  RIP lola, we miss you baby girl.  you were the baddest bitch i ever knew. 

i liked 'tobacco road' by erskine caldwell a lot

i liked 'tobacco road' by erskine caldwell a lot

somebody should do a performance art thing where they jus...

somebody should do a performance art thing where they just sit in a chair in front of people (like at a museum or whatever) and see how long it takes to completely grind their teeth into nothing

a funny thing to do when someone starts to talk to you ab...

a funny thing to do when someone starts to talk to you about a movie/tv show they like and then you say you haven't seen it and then they get surprised and say, "oh you have to see it" is to say, "i probably won't do that." 

i started an ask/fm account to avoid interviews for publi...

i started an ask/fm account to avoid interviews for publications

dont ask me dumb gossipy shit

i'm filling out a job application for a grocery store and...

i'm filling out a job application for a grocery store and where it says, "what abilities/aptitudes do you have that would make this job easier" i want to write: "stacking cans and also, makin' yo bitch's ass red." 

i feel interested in killing myself at a reading but only if the bullet goes through my head and into someone else's head/face

go motherfucking hawks.

go motherfucking hawks.