David Hadley's Blog, page 59
October 23, 2015
The Art of the Celebrity Interview
Pendulous Dingleberries is these days best known for his ability to interview celebrities without falling asleep. Or even admitting that he has heard their various over-rehearsed spontaneous asides and witty anecdotes far too many times before. These days the publicity circuit for celebrities to flog their latest – or latest repackaging of their older – wares has become so overcrowded. Nowadays, it is hard for any of them to be original about anything, especially as many of them are actors. S...
October 21, 2015
At The End of the Day
Paul didn’t know where she’d gone. He called out as he came home as usual, expecting Steph to reply.
There was only silence.
The house felt empty.
He listened for a moment, expecting her to call from somewhere else in the house, but when she didn’t call back, he strolled into her office, pushing the door wide open.
Steph’s desk was gone. Her computer, the graphics tablet, the drawing board, It was gone, all of it.
It was obviously not a robbery, not only was all Steph’s stuff gone, there wasn...
October 19, 2015
Quantum Knitting and Yarn Theory
Distaff Funbundle is the theoretical physicist most famous for the variation on String Theory known as the Knitting Interpretation. Funbundle claimed at a Quantum Knitting conference in Welshpool back in the late 1990s that the conventional String Theory put forward by some physicist was fundamentally flawed. Mainly because, she said, the universe isn’t tied together with quantum strings, but is, as she put it, ‘knitted together out of woollen yarn’.
Of course, many theoretical physicists and...
October 16, 2015
Potatoes and Newtdisease’s Periodic Table of the Rude and Naughty
Plebiscite Newtdisease was – as is almost well-known in this country – one of the first early scientists to investigate…
October 14, 2015
When the World Comes Creeping In
Sometimes I didn’t know what to do about it. The world was not supposed to be like this. The world…
October 13, 2015
New at Wattpad: An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge
Sometimes, Claire glimpsed a world hidden away behind her thoughts. Back there, in the shadows, were those lurking creatures she…
October 12, 2015
The Industrial Cheese Revolution
Many people have wondered what happened to the great cheese mines that did so much to power this once-great country…
October 9, 2015
UK Population to be Phased Out
Pendulous Toadmembranes is the judge charged with leading a Public Inquiry requested by the British Prime Minister. It will be…
October 8, 2015
Now Available on Kindle: All-Nude Chicken Intriguing
All-Nude Chicken Intriguing: Tales of the Unexpurgated Volume I A massive miscellany of hilariously surreal inconsequence. This comedy collection tells…
October 7, 2015
Spotweld Trundlebiscuit and Food Activism
Spotweld Trundlebiscuit is probably the world’s best-known Anti-Salad activist. For over two decades now Trundlebiscuit and his many supporters, followers…
