Quantum Knitting and Yarn Theory

Distaff Funbundle is the theoretical physicist most famous for the variation on String Theory known as the Knitting Interpretation. Funbundle claimed at a Quantum Knitting conference in Welshpool back in the late 1990s that the conventional String Theory put forward by some physicist was fundamentally flawed. Mainly because, she said, the universe isn’t tied together with quantum strings, but is, as she put it, ‘knitted together out of woollen yarn’.

Of course, many theoretical physicists and...