R.J. Young's Blog, page 18

I'd rather Bigfoot take a wormy dump in my living room than be subjected to listening to an entire Justin Bieber album.

BOYFRIEND TIP: Wait until she's starving. Burger King will seem like Wolfgang Puck.

I guess I shouldn't put "mother of four" on my resume — some bathroom details are better left unsaid.

The politically correct term for asshole is asshole.

Cigarettes: Making dying look cool since tobacco was a plant.

BOYFRIEND TIP: When you use the bathroom at her apartment for the first time, don't put the seat down. You'd be setting a bad precedent.

BEST YELP REVIEW EVER

BEST YELP REVIEW EVER

I was bummed to find out IHOP does not serve calamari, haggis or green eggs and ham.

"No one cares what your gut thinks."

"No one cares what your gut thinks." - Brains

BOYFRIEND TIP: You're only less of a man if you ask to snuggle afterward.