R.J. Young's Blog, page 21

I'M BLASTING ON THESE BIRDS!!! (Isn't shooting clay pigeons fun?)

Believe it or not, strap-ons aren't involved in most cockfights.

Jason Sudeikis — seven minutes in heaven.

Jason Sudeikis — seven minutes in heaven.

Oh, 7:27 a.m., you look so bloated and pissy. Perhaps you should drop the deuce.

"Sooner or later, you're gonna give me that nut."

"Sooner or later, you're gonna give me that nut." - Squirrels

I'm not even going to pretend I know what's going on...

I'm not even going to pretend I know what's going on in this video. I'm just going to let it bathe me in its awesomeness.

People who dip their pizza in ranch dressing are probably nasty enough to eat it, too

Literary agents, I'm all about the sexual favors. I can do a great Snooki. (You know, if you're into that kind of thing.)

"Wait, let me get this straight: You want me to take a dump OUTSIDE my diaper? You, sir, are the..."

"Wait, let me get this straight: You want me to take a dump OUTSIDE my diaper? You, sir, are...

"He left, came back, and subsequently asked her a question and when she looked up to answer him, he had exposed his private parts right there in front of her," Norman Police Capt. Tom Easley said.

"He left, came back, and subsequently asked her a question and when she looked up to answer him, he had exposed his private parts right there in front of her," Norman Police Capt. Tom Easley said.