R.J. Young's Blog, page 19

Updating your Facebook constantly is a great way to tell me that you're dying for me to hide you in my news feed.

Study: Women whom wear stiletto heels in public are more likely to be approached by men whom wear Ed Hardy's crap.

BOYFRIEND TIP: Be less of an asshole tonight. She'll appreciate the gesture.

No one wants to date a man who has swirly stitching on his jeans — not even other men

BOYFRIEND TIP: Referring to yourself in bed as "The Hurricane" will get you laughed at. Heartily.

She can replicate

Me: I can fix anything that runs on gasoline.

Girlfriend: I can replicate.

BOYFRIEND TIP: If she owns a night vision-equipped AR-15, it's probably best not to cheat on her.

Favorite Harry Potter character

Her: Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?

Me: Prince Caspian.

"I'm that gat tootin, pistol holdin' fool on this damn street."

"I'm that gat tootin, pistol holdin' fool on this damn street." - ...

"I DECLARE WAR!"

"I DECLARE WAR!" - Thumbs