R.J. Young's Blog, page 20

"So young, so angry; damn that Perry Como!"

"So young, so angry; damn that Perry Como!" - Nobody

"It's like I'm not even trying."

"It's like I'm not even trying." - God

Your birthday is coming up. Time to change your Facebook profile picture to the one taken eight years ago at prom. No one will ever know.

"No, I am NOT Flavor Flav."

"No, I am NOT Flavor Flav." - A. Flying Monkey

"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" - Michele Bachmann

"Yes, mine is legendary."

"Yes, mine is legendary." - Naked dude in the mirror

What's your name?

Him: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.

Me: So you're Japanese? SWEET!!!

MMA

Him: Dude, you look like an MMA fighter.

Me: Is that supposed to be a short joke?

"I'm about to make this shit pop."

"I'm about to make this shit pop." - Bubbles

What's two feet long, an inch thick and stiff all the time? (A nightstick. DUH!)