R.J. Young's Blog, page 14

Feel free to slap me senseless should I ever fix my lip to complain about being paid to travel the country to write about sports.

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Professor: "RJ has the exterior of an ex-con and the interior of a Care Bear -- reconcile THAT!"

One push-up, two sit ups and three donuts -- WORKOUT WARRIOR!!!

One push-up, two sit-ups and three donuts -- WORKOUT WARRIOR!!!

If you can't look attractive in your Facebook profile picture, I doubt you can look attractive at all.

"So fuck you, Will Ferrell." — Blake Griffin

Blake Griffin

Tupac who?

I just wrote a song that was 108 bars with no hook. WHATCHA GOT, TUPAC?!?!

Which fannypack?

Me: Wait, which fannypack is yours?

Him: It's the one that says, "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Theory

The guy who wrote the biblical book Revelations dosed barbital, drank alcohol and smoked menthols ...

Never laugh at your own jokes -- you'll never look like more of an asshole.