R.J. Young's Blog, page 13

Me against the world mentality: Hard to overlook, easy to criticize.

I'm going to pretend the last month of Red Sox baseball never happened. IT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!?!

I learned first to be a writer by being a reader. That phenomenon isn't a coincidence; it's a premeditated act of discovery balanced by diligence and discipline.

21 since she was 14

Her: I've been 21 since I was 14.

Me: You must see a lot of rated R movies.

I'm starting to think dropping $1500 on the Encyclopedia Britannica would have been more prudent than choosing to attend grad school.

There is no such thing as a fair fight — so you had best come with something more than Pikachu if you're looking to take any Pokemon cards off of me.

"Your father has more game than Parkers brothers."

"Your father has more game than Parkers brothers." - Mom, unfortunately

I just got done tanning. I'm going for that Amistad tint, that Mandingo complexion, that Kenyan-chasing-a-gazelle-camouflage.

I just spent 60 minutes running on the treadmill -- call me, "Skinny White Blond at the Gym."

Over-educated + under-skilled = college professor