R.J. Young's Blog, page 12

He writes something new and beautiful every other day

Joe Posnanski is a Senior Writer at Sports Illustrated. He was sports columnist at The Kansas City...

Where were you when Superman took flight?

Jenni Carlson: A media timeout brought the Sooner defense together on the sideline. Co-defensive...

Friend says

Friend: RJ marches to the beat of his own drum. The problem is his drum sounds like Bone...

You know who's not hungover after a sinful night of bacchanal? This cherry-faced toddler screaming her lungs out in the Walmart checkout line.

You know who's not hungover after a sinful night of bacchanalia? This cherry-faced toddler screaming her lungs out in the Walmart checkout line.

There are no less than three '87 Monte Carlos on Dayton spokes -- two coated in primer paint -- in my apartment complex. I refuse to believe this is coincidence.

Lookin' for a date

Hooker: You lookin' for a date, sugar?

Me: Yeah, somewhere between June 30, 1995 and July 31,...

Antebellum Confederacy

Her: Do you like Lady Antebellum?

He: I look like a friend of the Confedeacy to you?

Antebellum Confederacy

Her: Do you like Lady Antebellum?

Me: I look like a friend of the Confederacy to you?

Me against the world mentality: Hard to overlook, easy to criticize.

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