Alexa Nichols's Blog, page 15

I almost forgot!

I know this entry is a bit late, and I’m not going to lie: I completely lost track of time in the bath. 😅 I was having so much fun listening to my podcasts that it was midnight before I knew it. I almost forgot about writing an entry completely, but my phone chimed in telling me I hadn’t written it yet.

So yeah.

Hi!

😍

Really though, it wouldn’t much matter if I did an entry today or not – there’s not much to tell. All I did was lay around with Anne and play Skyrim. I think I spend more time checking out mods for that damn thing than I do actually playing it. I can’t help it though – there’s so much you can do!

It makes me want to write more medieval fantasy stories. I’ve only written one, and it was kind of short: Please Don’t Get Me Pregnant. Maybe I should quit titling some of these stories so provocatively…but then, it is a Quickies story, so…

Anyway, I love you all.

Big time. 🤗

It’s that time of the month! 😭

Despite the first of the month being so chaotic for me (and the only day of the month that I completely forbid myself to write), it’s also fun: I get to release a brand-new book, change up the avatar and backgrounds of my social media accounts and websites, and myriad other things. It’s a lot of work, yes, (especially when your assistant is on vacation!) but it’s fun work. And the time always seems to whip by.

Sometimes, however, things can get a bit much, and I begin to question the wisdom of being a full-time writer.

And then I get a review out of nowhere that reminds me why I do what I do.

Like the following, for my novella Taken:



“Most Blisteringly Intense Story Ever”

This is the most blisteringly intense story ever… for the first time in my life I needed to take a break in the middle of a book.

If you superficially think that this is about a kidnap and gang rape – you are so wrong. The mind behind this story obviously has an extremely deep knowledge about human psyche and primal instincts and how they rule from the deep, the logical conscious mind we use everyday.

Just like author’s other stories this one smashes the norms of civilization into pieces and tears down the borders of imagination; questions everything you believe and trust – from religious faith to the “strong and independent woman” concept – which is pretty fashionable lately. Puts the reader face to face with the cold harsh reality of the domination of pure raw physical strength and how an average person could be helpless against it.

The moment when main female protagonist let her self completely go will make you question yourself about almost any rule of moral you have – and everything you believe about your physical and mental faculties.

This tale dragged me into it viciously and completely filled my mind with it atmosphere. To do such thing it usually takes a huge production team from writer, vfx artists, actors to directors and haunting musical scores. This author, Alexa Nichols achieved the same affect on me just by herself using words.

Mindblowing…



Of course, there was also another review that was a bit more concise but still awesome:



“Taken is very intense but really good!”

Another exciting but very serious story that only Alexa Nichols could do. This story was also tough and the most intense but very informative on the subject matter and the plot was great while the character, Belle kept my attention throughout the whole story. I really do recommend this to others.

But, if you don’t like reading about characters being rape then this isn’t your cup of tea and Alexa never holds back on shocking the reader while not sugarcoating it.



These reviews always seem to come at the right time, I swear. I love them.

And I love you guys for writing them. They mean so much to me, and not only am I flattered that you took time out of your life to write them, but I’m honored as well.

Words are powerful things. They have the power not only to create but destroy, to control and set free. They are Powerful. Magical.

Humbling.

Goodnight, my loves.

As always, thank you for tolerating my ramblings…

P.S.: For those of you that guessed the answer to the newsletter audiobook question, time’s up. 😊 The correct answer? No, Daddy! I’m Not Mommy! Bet you didn’t know it was a true story, did ya?

Anne’s mouth. 😲

It is fucking hot outside, people! I mean, offensively hot! I didn’t realize just how hot it got during the day (I’m usually indoors working) but I had to take Anne to the dentist (34 root canals) and damn. 😖

And to make matters worse: I couldn’t get that motherfucking song The Humpty Dance out of my head the entire time.

I did manage to get quite a few things done today on the author front however (probably because I woke up at 4:44AM) such as completely finishing Voyeur’s Season 1 Collection (scheduled to be released in November unless you’re a member of my Patreon clique) and re-reading Nephilim: Daybreak in preparation for starting Nephilim: Prisoner. So much I forgot about…which is why I’m staying on this damn series until it’s finished. And I’m going to seriously think twice before I start another series like this again. 😆

Voyeur doesn’t count, of course. That’s my passion project.

So that’s been my day in a nutshell, dear diary: working, holding Anne’s hand while she got mauled by the dentist, and (as always) terrorizing social media.

In short: a beautiful day.

Goodnight, my peeps.

I love you guys.

Always.

P.S.: If you were wondering about the origin of Butt Naked Sundays (and what my big brothers reaction to it is), your wish has been fulfilled: https://www.patreon.com/posts/19154449 . You’re welcome. 😊

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Having an ex randomly drop by that your still friends with but not entirely over can be…interesting. Not bad, just…interesting. Especially when you have a mountain of author tasks to assassinate and your horny as fuck.

See attached picture.

And then to hamper my productivity even more Anne decided she wanted to marathon-watch America’s Got Talent on Hulu, which kept yanking my attention – and is still doing so even as I write this entry. 😭

While I swan-dive back into my to-do list, go check out my homiegirl Selina’s website/blogs at https://ofselina.com/ Make sure you leave all kinds of raunchy and inappropriate comments on it. And make sure to include that Alexa sent you. She’ll love it, trust me. Try and find some raunchy pictures of squirrels to attach. She has a thing for squirrels. 😅

Anyway, back to the grind. Until tomorrow, beloveds…

I’m almost there!

I had an impressively productive day today. Not only did I completely finish Quickies Cumpilation Volume 3, (If you haven’t picked up volumes one and two, you really should. Good stuff.) but I also published another collection of short stories under a pen name. Patreon subscribers: be on the lookout for it soon.

So yeah. I’m pretty proud of myself.

Especially since this means all I have left is to finish Voyeur Season 1 Collection, and then I get to dive into the Nephilim series again in earnest – something I’m really excited about. I’ll also be getting the cover for Nephilim: Daybreak redid and editing the innards again to make sure everything is up to snuff. After that though? Nephilim: Prisoner! And then the rest of the Nephilim series. I might take a few brief breaks to churn out another episode of Voyeur, but besides that, it’s all Nephilim all the time until all five books are complete.

And then? A brief pit-stop to finish a few more books I already have rough drafts for, then over to my Loliverse! (Which spawned from the novella Killer Lolis, in case you’re just now tuning in).

I really love being a writer! 🤗

Topic switch.

While I was compiling this Quickies Cumpilation, I was watching (making fun of) Anne’s shows with her: Teen Mom 2, Young and Pregnant, Love & Hip Hop, etc. on the MTV/VH1 apps (which I have on my tablet and stream to her television). And for some reason, every commercial that popped up was from Nigeria. Let me tell you, they have some strange commercials. 😅 And then a commercial popped up for a YouTube video. A YouTube video! Since when in the fuck did they start putting out commercials for YouTube videos?!

Loved it. It definitely kept me entertained while I worked.

Anyway, off to Skyrim. I have sweetrolls to steal and knees to shoot. 🍰

It’s almost that time of the month!

Alexa® had a rough day today – and last night. See, I decided to take Memorial Day off from writing and just spend time with my friends and family, which went fantastic at first – until later in the night when Anne wouldn’t let me sleep because she forced me to play Skyrim with her for almost 16 straight hours. 😭 Whenever I tried to stop (begging, crying, and even blackmailing) she told me to quit being a pussy and made me a cup of Ambrosia (coffee with enough cappuccino and sugary goodness in it to make you a Type 2 Diabetic after three sips).

So basically, I haven’t blinked since about noon. 😳

You know, I have no idea why we’ve been so obsessed with that game these past few weeks, but god have we. Actually, I think I do know: the mods. Combined we have a total of about 300 mods running, and boy do they change everything. At one point I had my character looking like an anime chick driving around in a beat-up car running over guards and goblin-like creatures like it was a tricked out Japanese version of Grand Theft Auto. And it was fun. Kind of like how I drive in real life. 😅

Anyway, I need to get some sleep, because tomorrow its business as usual – worse, really, since the end of the month is creeping up on me. And if you know me at all, you know the end of the month is the craziest for me, so I get a bit hostile. Alexa on zero sleep doing end of the month author tasks is not a good combination.

I love you all.

Go snatch yourself an audiobook or two.

I’ll see you in the morning…

Awesome weekend! (Anne’s Entry)

Butt naked Sunday with Alexa all day long and playing SKYRIM too. How is everyone doing? Alexa is cooking hamburger for dinner. It smells so good. I love me some Alexa. This week I have to go to the dentist and Alexa is going with me she is awesome. We are going have girls sleeping over next weekend it’s going down. Have a great night sleep tight.

Short, sweet, and to the point. Like me! 😊

Writing this in the bath. Didn’t do anything productive today except harass Anne, nap, and play Skyrim.

As soon as I get out of the bath, I plan on repeating all of the above. And maybe rape-eat some tacos. Cause hungry.

In other words: completely lazy Saturday. I’ve earned it. 😘

Tricked into sleeping with Anne! 😳

I just woke up about an hour ago. And I lost the sleep competition! 😭 Anne cheated though – when things started getting intense (around 7AM) I laid back to read (Christine Feehan’s Carpathian Series) and Anne started giving me little backrubs.

Next thing I know I’m waking up an hour ago with Anne grinning ear-to-ear over me, wide awake and bright-eyed.

Hoe cheated! 😅

That was literally my entire day, so I’m ending this entry here. Besides, I have some things to post on Patreon, and some books to send out to you guys from yesterday.

Before I go, though:

I love you.

Yes, I’m talking to you.

You are loved. 💖

It’s the 24th! I told you to mark this day on your calendars! Drum roll please… 🥁

I have so much to say that this entry could be broken up into chapters! 😅 I’ll try and keep everything as concise as possible though, because I know you all have better things to do with your time than read long-ass Diary entries. So here we go:

I’m home! First thing I did? Get drunk! Next thing I did? Go to sleep! And what did I do after that? Wake up with the mother of all hangovers! Some serious water-intake and multi-hour nappage later and I’m back to normal now, which is good because…

I drafted the shit out of that woman’s story! In the beginning I was on fire, but then Anne turned on Desperate Housewives and I got distracted to all hell. I love that show! It’s fucking addicting! Speaking of addicting…

I have a habit of letting my mouth write checks that my ass can’t cash. It’s a disease. An addiction. Me and Anne got to smack-talking and somehow made a bet about who could stay up/go orgasmless the longest. If I win, I get foot rubs for a week. If she wins, I buy her any pack of cigarettes she wants. It starts at 10PM tonight. I’ve slept a ton and masturbated so much I damn near fractured my clitoris, so I think I’m good to go. This is likely going to drone on for days, so be prepared for some really strange social-media interactions. 😁 Oh yeah! Social media…

A while back Quora asked me to join their partnership program, which basically means they’ll pay you for posting/answering questions. Why they chose me is flabbergasting, but whatever. Anyway, I put it off because I already have too much on my plate as it is, but today I decided fuck it why not. So, I am officially a partner. And my first question was answered by one of my favorite authors, Orson Scott Card! Now about your favorite author (me):

I told you to mark this day on your calendars, and with good reason. See, I have a habit of writing books way into the future. Books that won’t be released until the date I have set aside for them. Sometimes they get pushed back, but most times they are released on the first of every month exactly when I planned them to. This once, and only this once, I am going to give everyone reading this entry a chance to get an advanced copy of one of these books for free, just by dropping me a private note via any of my social media channels BEFORE I PUBLISH TOMORROWS DIARY ENTRY. Keep in mind you can only choose one. Here’s the list you can pick from:

1. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden
2. Good Girls Gone Bad
3. Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5
4. Interview With A Werewolf
5. Memoirs of a Nymphomaniac
6. Daddy’s Girl
7. Taboo Love
8. Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 1
9. The Qedesha Trilogy
10. Knocking Up The MILF
11. Naughty Professor
12. The Siren’s Song

I think that’s everything. I feel like I forgot to write something, but fuck it, I’ve written enough.

Thank you for reading and wish me luck in my bet with Anne.

Sleep well, lovers. Cause I won’t. 😏