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“OK, these pants have to come off because they’re slaying my vagina.”

It was that comment that almost ended my life today. 😅

It was just the way Anne said it; you had to have been there. Maybe I should explain just a bit. See, Anne has this habit of running around naked when its just us girls, but I had some business paperwork to sign so I had it delivered to my place. Which meant she had to get dressed.

And she was not happy about it.

And apparently, her pants were slaying her vagina the entire time.

It only took a few minutes, but the second he left she plopped down on the bed and started wiggling out of her pants like they were full of ants. After about three seconds she glared at me and went “OK, these pants have to come off because they’re slaying my vagina. Can you please help me get these off?!” like it was the most severe, crucial thing ever.

I almost died right there. It was beautiful.

Little things like that just make my day.

Writing-wise, I killed it, completely finishing and compiling Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5 (it’s scheduled to be released August 1st unless you’re a member of my Patreon, in which case you’ll be getting it free next month), getting about halfway through Knocking Up The MILF’s yellow revision, and laying the groundwork for some top-secret author stuff I’ll be announcing soon.

I’ll just say this for now: your girl is branching out!

My personal life, however, was nowhere near as impressive. I made plans to hang with the bestie Sunday, but other than that…boring. Well, with the small exception of Anne’s pants slaying her vagina. I’m not really complaining though. Dull days are nice sometimes. Especially for me, considering how crazy my life usually is.

I’m thinking about getting drunk tonight, I dunno. Drunk Skyrim sounds really appealing. And reading.

Until tomorrow, lov—



Liver: Wait a minute, wench. You promised no more drinking for the rest of the month.

Me: Prove it, motherfucker.

Liver: Fine. Let me check my texts… aaannnddd all my texts from you are gone.

[smiling smugly]

Liver: You deleted them when I was sleeping, didn’t you? Because you knew you were getting plastered tonight.

[smiling smugly]

Liver: I know you did. That’s fucked up. Does honesty mean nothing to you?

[smiling smugly]



Sucka.



Enjoy your weekend, loves.

I know I will.

I have this story I’ve been working on secretly for a while now that some of you may remember me talking about recently; what you may not know is that it’s my first ever attempt at a pure fantasy yarn with hardcore sexual elements. Not to mention a hot male/male/female (or MMM – male/male/mermaid?) relationship, something I’ve never written about. It’s hot, and my graphics team just finished the cover. The end result is this:



It’s actually finished, but I’m going to run it through my patented triple revision process just to make sure it’s exactly the way I want it. You guys know how neurotic I can be. 😅 After that? I’m giving it away to my Patreon subscribers, regardless of tier level, as a gift. It will be for sale on Amazon later next year, but they deserve things like this from time to time. 😊

Aside from the severe Tomb Raider/Skyrim-athon Anne and I subjected ourselves to today, there’s really not much to report.

Until tomorrow (bestie day!) …

Busy busy busy busy busy…

Absolutely nothing entertaining happened today. All I did was author things. All. Fricking. Day. I did this because during the weekend I try and give myself a break from writing-related things, so I wanted to get as much done as I could.

The result?

Well.

· I finished the green revision of The Siren’s Song. Which means all I have to do is grammar check Monday and get it out to my Beta Reader Hit Squad. And then everyone on Patreon gets it for free! Everyone else will get it May of 2019.
· I approved the final version of The Qedesha’s Handmaiden: A Qedesha Story. Now we’re just waiting on Audibles approval.
· Was informed that Voyeur: Season 1, Episode 5 has been accepted by Amazon for August 1st preorder and is currently going through the final stages of publishing.
· Was also informed that the new edition of Knocked Up In Prison! was accepted and is available now. So, if you’ve bought it previously, refresh it or something. I have no idea how Amazon handles new editions. I know they provide newer editions to buyers, but… I decided not to redo the cover, because I kind of like the one I have now. But the insides? Beautiful. 😊
· A little birdie told me that I have a new Patreon subscriber! 🙌 Thank you, Warren van Tassell, for joining me on the Voyeur tier! It is really, really appreciated, and I hope you’ll like the rewards you get as a result!
· And finally, I published yet another answer on my Quora account, something I plan to do at least once a week. Maybe more, I dunno. We’ll see.
Anyway, it’s time for me to mentally unwind and dive into some Skyrim with Anne.

I love you all.

Thank you for reading.

I mean that, by the way. Thank you. 💖

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This has been almost the exact opposite of what I like my Sundays to be: busy, stressful, and entirely too short. I don’t want to go into too much detail here, but… Life can really pull the rug out from you sometimes, you know? Luckily, I have friends I can go to – and that includes a lot of you. People I can randomly just hit up and talk with when things get really stressful.

Mainly it’s money issues, as in the manager raised rent without telling anyone and because I made a lot of purchases this month I’m finding myself in an unexpected financial straightjacket that I’m rarely in. But I’ll be OK.

Join Patreon/buy books! 😅

The day wasn’t an entirely bad one. After all the business crap was taken care of, I read some, and then Anne and I proceeded to have a Skyrim marathon. Which was fun as hell. I modded my character so she had long blonde hair, reflective sunglasses, booty shorts, a tank top, large white headphones on her head, and bling. 😁 God, I love that game.

Anyway, I still have things to think about – plus a full day ahead of me tomorrow starting out with going head to head with the manager – so I should probably end my entry here and get some sleep.

Thank you for reading.

Keep me in your thoughts. ❤

So, I somehow managed to blow my ear right ear out. To clarify, I managed to come down with an ear infection, and if it wasn’t for Anne force-feeding me some mystery pill she still won’t tell me the name of I would be in a bad way right now. And when I say force-fed, I mean force-fed: she crept over to my writing station after I refused to take any medication and literally shoved it in my mouth. And then handed me a bottle of icy water. I would have spit the pill out, but it already started dissolving, and… as we all know, good girls don’t spit. 😏

Of course, my Patreon peeps already know this about me. 😅

Anyway, I have been writing like a mad-woman these past few days so I can wrap up all these projects I have floating around me and start Nephilim: Prisoner before I leave for Ohio Sunday night. I already finished Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 1 and put a load of notes down for episode 2. I also finally finished another story by my erotica pen name – a large story – that will be out any day now.

I’ve been busy as fuck.

Which is why Anne and I are taking a break for the rest of the day and playing the shit out of Skyrim. I added some interesting mods that are intended to make the game more real: Realistic Needs and Diseases and Campfire – Complete Camping System. I played with them for a bit last night and fell head over heels in love with them. Anne saw how much fun I was having and wanted a similar experience, so she went to Creation Club on her PS4 and purchased Survival Mode, and after about ten minutes nearly threw her controller across the room. She wasn’t a fan, especially when she realized she couldn’t fast travel. 😅. She disabled it.

I’m keeping mine!

Thanks for reading, as always.

Until tomorrow, my loves…

I’m writing this 30 minutes before I have to leave because the day completely blazed by and I got sidetracked 13 different ways. It was a hell of a hectic day, but I managed to get everything done that I wanted/needed to do considering I’m not going to be able to work for the next three days, so it wasn’t all in vain.

It does mean this is likely going to be a short entry, however.

Before I go any further: Thank you, Samuel Chevron, for joining my Patreon at the Voyeur tier! Your support is really appreciated (way more than you know!), and I hope you enjoy all the benefits your membership entails! 💖

Now, do I have some news for you guys. The Qedesha’s Handmaiden: A Qedesha Story is now available in audiobook form, as is Amore: A Love Story! Further, every single book I’ve created under my erotica pen name has been picked up (and quickly!) to be made into an audiobook! And Anne somehow managed to make her Skyrim character do the stinky leg! It was really fucking funny! 😅

I have to jet. Literally.

I love you all, and I’ll write more tomorrow.

Wish me a safe flight! ✈

Alexa® had a rough day today – and last night. See, I decided to take Memorial Day off from writing and just spend time with my friends and family, which went fantastic at first – until later in the night when Anne wouldn’t let me sleep because she forced me to play Skyrim with her for almost 16 straight hours. 😭 Whenever I tried to stop (begging, crying, and even blackmailing) she told me to quit being a pussy and made me a cup of Ambrosia (coffee with enough cappuccino and sugary goodness in it to make you a Type 2 Diabetic after three sips).

So basically, I haven’t blinked since about noon. 😳

You know, I have no idea why we’ve been so obsessed with that game these past few weeks, but god have we. Actually, I think I do know: the mods. Combined we have a total of about 300 mods running, and boy do they change everything. At one point I had my character looking like an anime chick driving around in a beat-up car running over guards and goblin-like creatures like it was a tricked out Japanese version of Grand Theft Auto. And it was fun. Kind of like how I drive in real life. 😅

Anyway, I need to get some sleep, because tomorrow its business as usual – worse, really, since the end of the month is creeping up on me. And if you know me at all, you know the end of the month is the craziest for me, so I get a bit hostile. Alexa on zero sleep doing end of the month author tasks is not a good combination.

I love you all.

Go snatch yourself an audiobook or two.

I’ll see you in the morning…

I had an impressively productive day today. Not only did I completely finish Quickies Cumpilation Volume 3, (If you haven’t picked up volumes one and two, you really should. Good stuff.) but I also published another collection of short stories under a pen name. Patreon subscribers: be on the lookout for it soon.

So yeah. I’m pretty proud of myself.

Especially since this means all I have left is to finish Voyeur Season 1 Collection, and then I get to dive into the Nephilim series again in earnest – something I’m really excited about. I’ll also be getting the cover for Nephilim: Daybreak redid and editing the innards again to make sure everything is up to snuff. After that though? Nephilim: Prisoner! And then the rest of the Nephilim series. I might take a few brief breaks to churn out another episode of Voyeur, but besides that, it’s all Nephilim all the time until all five books are complete.

And then? A brief pit-stop to finish a few more books I already have rough drafts for, then over to my Loliverse! (Which spawned from the novella Killer Lolis, in case you’re just now tuning in).

I really love being a writer! 🤗

Topic switch.

While I was compiling this Quickies Cumpilation, I was watching (making fun of) Anne’s shows with her: Teen Mom 2, Young and Pregnant, Love & Hip Hop, etc. on the MTV/VH1 apps (which I have on my tablet and stream to her television). And for some reason, every commercial that popped up was from Nigeria. Let me tell you, they have some strange commercials. 😅 And then a commercial popped up for a YouTube video. A YouTube video! Since when in the fuck did they start putting out commercials for YouTube videos?!

Loved it. It definitely kept me entertained while I worked.

Anyway, off to Skyrim. I have sweetrolls to steal and knees to shoot. 🍰

HOLY SHIT Y’ALL I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN LEGIT PLAY SKYRIM ON AMAZON ALEXA! Which I don’t have, of course, so I ended up downloading the Alexa app to my phone to test this out. It’s fucking awesome. It threw me straight into my Dungeons & Dragons playing days, and I spent way more time testing it than I should have. But it was so fucking fun!

Thanks to my homie-g DJay on Goodreads for hipping me up to this; I saw the advertisement for it but assumed (like a lot of other people did) that it was just a joke. It’s really not. Motherfucker even saves your game when you exit. I mean, it’s a tongue-in-cheek kind of Skyrim, but it’s still a playable game.

I suggested it to Tara Babcock for her gaming channel; we’ll see if she does it or not. Peer pressure her!

Yeah, Skyrim on Alexa was definitely the highlight of my day, if you can’t tell. I’m such a fucking nerd. 😅

Speaking of being a nerd. I finally finished my writing project with my erotica pen name, which means by Tuesday I might get to actually write! I’m going to completely finish Voyeur: Season 2, Episode 2, then finish a few smaller projects by other pen names, and then – AND THEN – the Nephilim series! And then my Loliverse! Bwahahahahaha!

For now though? The weekend! Hit me up. Especially if you’re on Patreon, the only app I have running on my phone’s background 24/7. Tell me what you’ll be playing/watching this weekend. I love hearing from you guys. 😊

Love you all.

Siempre.