Mistress Harley's Blog, page 69
October 21, 2015
October 20, 2015
I DOMINATE Niteflirt, and all the other ways I take your cash
Check it out losers! Since I started taking your calls on Niteflirt I've been one of the top performers, slowly claiming toward the top of the chart. I make thousands a month of you needy phone calls from pindick losers like you who need my constant verbal abuse and attention.I think i get so many calls because i'm available all the time since I don't work, and my rates are high enough that I almost ALWAYS pick up the phone, and loser boys know they're talking to a real-deal celebrity author and domme who they stalk across a variety of platforms. My most popular lines are phone with cam (duh, boys like to look at me and drool while I tease them) as well as my Findom Addict Recovery Line.
Poor boys call my recovery line thinking I'm going to help them with their addiction...and I do. I just refocus it on me, so I can slowly drain their accounts and rob them blind while they stroke away into a trance and utterly forget how much money they're spending.
Poor little jerkoff addicts get so addicted they buy every single one of my videos, an expensive habit considering I upload at LEAST two videos every day to feed their addiction. HAhahahhahahah
Keep spending losers!
xo
Harley
Over 10,000 Views
You guys are really perverted over 10,00 views already.
Hubby Cock Size Underwear Problems and Laughing at Pindicks
My hubby has a massive package that is very difficult to keep in pants and underwear. His balls bust through them after a few wears. Normal brands won't do and now we have to buy a special kind called ErgoWear for larger men.
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On a good day he's like 13 inches hard, but it's totally straight with a big vein on top. It feels like a coke can or something mag-light big. They only make boxers for fats pindick guys now. It's sad to look at how they shape normal boxers. It's just a tune as if they ass as thighs are the same shape. Boys are shaped that way, but men have curves. Big round NFL asses with massive thighs. Yet the people at Haynes or Fruit of the Loom would have you believe otherwise. It's really a primitive form of chastity. Guys cram their balls into these compression corsets for their nuts then wonder why they have small dicks and no women. More Info
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Now these are ACTUAL men wearing actual boxers. Notice the abs, giant penis, and massive thighs. All of these are used to please actual women. So if you don't wear magnum condoms and need special boxers you aren't pleasing whatever women you're with. You know how she's a bitch all the time who talks to much? That's because you aren't the guy pictured. When she's with him she keeps her mouth shut and is super nice. Buy Now
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I know all the cuck's out in cuck land would love to watch this man pound me silly. You probably have some special chair you sit in and watch guys like this do what you can't. You should buy my husband boxers since you'll never need anything like them. You've probably never even broken a seem in your underwear. You'll always have the same underwear and the same girlfriend who hates you and is just waiting for some big dick guy to come make her happy.
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Amazon.com: Harley: Hubby
On a good day he's like 13 inches hard, but it's totally straight with a big vein on top. It feels like a coke can or something mag-light big. They only make boxers for fats pindick guys now. It's sad to look at how they shape normal boxers. It's just a tune as if they ass as thighs are the same shape. Boys are shaped that way, but men have curves. Big round NFL asses with massive thighs. Yet the people at Haynes or Fruit of the Loom would have you believe otherwise. It's really a primitive form of chastity. Guys cram their balls into these compression corsets for their nuts then wonder why they have small dicks and no women. More Info
ErgoWear EW0169 FEEL Long Boxer
Now these are ACTUAL men wearing actual boxers. Notice the abs, giant penis, and massive thighs. All of these are used to please actual women. So if you don't wear magnum condoms and need special boxers you aren't pleasing whatever women you're with. You know how she's a bitch all the time who talks to much? That's because you aren't the guy pictured. When she's with him she keeps her mouth shut and is super nice. Buy Now
See Product on Amazon
I know all the cuck's out in cuck land would love to watch this man pound me silly. You probably have some special chair you sit in and watch guys like this do what you can't. You should buy my husband boxers since you'll never need anything like them. You've probably never even broken a seem in your underwear. You'll always have the same underwear and the same girlfriend who hates you and is just waiting for some big dick guy to come make her happy.
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October 19, 2015
Why Other Dommes Hate Mistress Harley
Everyone knows that women are ruthless competitors. Anyone who has ever watched two women go after the same man knows that things can get meaner and dirtier than any fight between men. Men have concepts of "honor" and "sportsmanship." Women only know how to straight up claw out the eyes of other bitches.
Which brings me around to the topic of this post- why do other Dommes seem to hate Harley? If you have been following me for a while you will have noticed how much hate I get from my fellow dommes. Personally I know that haters and imitators are indicators of success. Less sucessful women try to tear down women they find threatening. Anyone who has ever sat in a room with an uncomfortable woman who needed to compulsively point out the flaws of other women knows this.
Ever try watching a TV show with a hot woman on it with your girlfriend? Immediately the celebrity on screen is "too skinny" or "you know she has FAKE boobs right?" or "that woman looks like a whore." All these comments are the words of unsuccesful women (the kind that fuck losers like you) trying to stop being threatened by a woman who obviously is more beautiful, powerful, and rich than she is. Afterall, your girlfriend isn't on a TV show about how hot she is.
So yeah, other dommes tend to hate me. They hate that I have so many loyal slaves who sacrifice for me, they are jealous that I'm rolling in money while they brag about $25 gift cards to amazon, and they HATE that I'm a well known author and celebrity in the small world of Finanical Domination, and have been smart enough to get my foot in the door when it came to branding, trademarks, and building a fucking empire.
So to all the girls who wish they could be me, all the rules whores who troll everything I do trying to get me banned from sites because you hate the competition, to all the fat brunette bitches who think they can be a Findom in between shifts at their blue collar jobs: Go to the gym, get some work done, be an expert at what you do, and FUCKING TRY HARDER.
The Queen doesn't worry about all those bitches who hate her, she's too busy counting her money and ruling her subjects.
xox
Harley
Which brings me around to the topic of this post- why do other Dommes seem to hate Harley? If you have been following me for a while you will have noticed how much hate I get from my fellow dommes. Personally I know that haters and imitators are indicators of success. Less sucessful women try to tear down women they find threatening. Anyone who has ever sat in a room with an uncomfortable woman who needed to compulsively point out the flaws of other women knows this.
Ever try watching a TV show with a hot woman on it with your girlfriend? Immediately the celebrity on screen is "too skinny" or "you know she has FAKE boobs right?" or "that woman looks like a whore." All these comments are the words of unsuccesful women (the kind that fuck losers like you) trying to stop being threatened by a woman who obviously is more beautiful, powerful, and rich than she is. Afterall, your girlfriend isn't on a TV show about how hot she is.
So yeah, other dommes tend to hate me. They hate that I have so many loyal slaves who sacrifice for me, they are jealous that I'm rolling in money while they brag about $25 gift cards to amazon, and they HATE that I'm a well known author and celebrity in the small world of Finanical Domination, and have been smart enough to get my foot in the door when it came to branding, trademarks, and building a fucking empire.
So to all the girls who wish they could be me, all the rules whores who troll everything I do trying to get me banned from sites because you hate the competition, to all the fat brunette bitches who think they can be a Findom in between shifts at their blue collar jobs: Go to the gym, get some work done, be an expert at what you do, and FUCKING TRY HARDER.
The Queen doesn't worry about all those bitches who hate her, she's too busy counting her money and ruling her subjects.
xox
Harley
Even the Smartest Man Alive Isn't Smart Enough to Figure Out Women
Today I read This Article in which Stephen Hawking is asked "What is the one mystery that you find most intriguing, and why?"
What did Hawking respond?
So basically the Smartest Man, the guy who explains the physics of objects before he can even prove they are there, can't figure out women?
No wonder the rest of you are so fucking worthless! Women are not difficult to understand, unless you have a penis reducing your IQ by 100...
What did Hawking respond?
"Women. My PA reminds me that although I have a PhD in physics women should remain a mystery."
So basically the Smartest Man, the guy who explains the physics of objects before he can even prove they are there, can't figure out women?
No wonder the rest of you are so fucking worthless! Women are not difficult to understand, unless you have a penis reducing your IQ by 100...
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Bitchy, bratty, spoiled, tattooed. I'm the product of wealthy parents who made the mistake of over-educating a bitchy Jewish princess who always knew she was better than everyone else. I've always been smarter and better than everyone, in addition to being prettier and more athletic than other girls, I also finished my Masters Degree from a prestigious California University by 25. Buy Now
Yeah, I'm kind of famous. I'm the only Techdomme interviewed by NPR, with more than 10 books on Amazon and co-author of academic papers on human sexuality. I'm bratty and sexy ans way smarter than you. You're the kind of humiliation junkie that needs to be told the TRUTH by a girl like me. A girl who is smart enough to know exactly who you are and to call you out on all the pathetic bullshit in your life! Call Now
I'll give you the "best" humiliation you have ever had. Why is it the best? Because it's fucking REAL. This isn't some role play where you pretend to be a submissive. This is a call where you tell me exactly how tiny your pathetic cock is and all about how you fail over and over again talking to women. I'll tell you exactly what I think of your pathetic life, no holds barred. Hahahahahah Sign Up
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