Mistress Harley's Blog, page 65
November 6, 2015
Netflix and Chill with a Dominatrix
This is what happens when I netflix and chill with my husband. Ass up and tiny cocks out. Netflix and chill is the voice of our generation. How do you know if someone is old? They don't think Netflix and chill is a good first date, second date, or permanent lifestyle.Now Netflix finally has categories so we can look my genera. I've already watched most of the horror movies just to come up with shit to do to my sissies. More people watch netflix than they do cable now. Soon Netflix will be our new god. 
For you younger people just let me fill you in on life pre-internet. VHS is not a sexual transmitted disease or a group of transvestites. It was like a physical version of netflix using plastic and magnetic tape. This sucked but was larger better than talking to your family or washing the car again. Then DVDs which are still kicking around persevered in 7-11 shelves until another outdated format can go there. I have a bluray player one of you sent me and I haven't even used it yet. Send me some blurays I guess. Once netflix happened all these other systems were butt.Would you be interested in watching netflix with me Mistress Harley? We could just skype and start the program at the same time or there are also dual watching options via teamviewer and other online researching.
CUM TAX APPLIESLook I know you people don't have anyone but me and the holidays are fast approaching. Insted of being alone and cold again you could netflix and chill with me. However I did not ask to see you jerk off so instead of punishing you I want to encourage you to "chill" and I know for you losers that means jerking off every 20 minutes.
Cum Tax - $10 per cum, $20 for ruined orgasms, $30 for anal cumming
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30 min - $150
60 min - $300
90 min - $450
BEST DEAL120 min - $550 + Free Harley App! So I can dominate your phone and netflix
Before you send me messages telling me this is too much money, your poor, etc. People are already paying this. One hour of my time = $300 because I have a master degree and are better than you. When I have my PHD I'll charge 1K an hour because I can. Look most of you call and don't even know what you want it's really sad. I know you watch netflix because I can see it in your browsing history, duh. How about you jerk off and I get to watch the Hurt Locker or whatever is in my queue.
November 5, 2015
Ben Carson Think Jesus' Dad Built the Pyramids
Ben Carson Think Jesus' Dad Built the Pyramids and that he sound be president. You think I'm kidding about Donald Trump being president? Start hoarding food, water, camping supplies, and guns because shit is going to get real. Who knew watching Doomsday Preppers would have come in handy. Here is the youtube video:Now as a Jew I know Christians are really dumb, but are they Joseph built the pyramids to store grain stupid. Maybe 20 years ago, but now they aren't enough stupid Christians to hold the Republican party together. People care more about the gas in their tank than the purity in their soul. So apparently this brain surgeon watched Stargate during college and now he thinks it's real.
Sure he's gaining in the polls and passing Trump, but they still have like 12 people running for presidential nomination and the democrats have 3 people. Time to cut the fat and let the top 3 duke it out. Carson is just too dumb, Trump too rich and mean.
November 4, 2015
Your Future as a Sissy Maid is Assured
I think you know where this is goingYour future as a sissy maid is assured through Mistress Harley sissy school and related training videos, books, and private sessions. It has never been easier to go from a boring heterosexual male to a femmed up, turned out sissy faggot. You think that you're jerking off to t-gurl porn and on my blog because you like women and football? 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No you're some nasty cross dresser in denial or worse you want these nasty creatures for yourself. Either way you're a loser with a small dick. Guys with big dicks already spend most their time inside women so they don't feel the need to be one.
Normal guys do not look at the pictures above and they do not contact Mistress Harley. You already know this though that's why you're already thinking about clicking the Sissy School link. Maybe you've already convinced yourself you aren't addicted and just one video or book is okay and then you'll stop. You'll never end up like the sissy maid, not a big tough guy like you. You will they all do and they're always so 'surprised' when I prove to them what a weak faggot they are.
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Winter is Coming to My Non-California Customers
Oh no dear readers yours truly had to turn on the heat last night. It must have gotten down to at least 64 degrees. Apparently, the rest of the country is freezing fucking cold. My winter ends in a few weeks and then is replaced with rain, but apparently your rain freezes and disables your ability to live and work. This will give you plenty of time to work on your other addictions like Mistress Harley and jerking off.
A good Mistress knows exactly how worthless a man is when he hasn't jerked it. So I'm going to make it simple this winter since a bunch of you make be snowed in living off an old package of M&M found in the glove box. It's just a simple flat $10 cum tax all winter.
A good Mistress knows exactly how worthless a man is when he hasn't jerked it. So I'm going to make it simple this winter since a bunch of you make be snowed in living off an old package of M&M found in the glove box. It's just a simple flat $10 cum tax all winter.
