Mistress Harley's Blog, page 67
October 28, 2015
October 27, 2015
Things Losers Do #1 - Watch NFL Football
In this on going blog series Mistress Harley identifies the symptoms of loser men and the possible treatments. This is useful for losers who want to suck less, and the women who want to avoid them.It's football season again so now when you're not busy eating cheese fries, or fighting with your girlfriend about exactly how fat she is, you watch football. Now we all know that the majority of your time is spent obsessing about me and my control over you, but eventually you run out of money and football is kinda free.
NFL is PBS for adults. You know how the government funds children broadcasting because on some basic level we know children need something to do while you're not raising them? The government knows that if people aren't busy raising their kids due to things like online Mistresses and beer then they need a distraction.
Rome used gladiators.
Egypt used cats and beer.
America uses the NFL.
Remember that kid when you were a kid who kept watching PBS WAAAAAAY after the recommended age group? He was a loser right? Watching children's programming after an age makes you a loser. I think the same can be said for the NFL. Just like the kid who is still watching a show for the lowest common denominator of his age group. Lowest and common, sounds like you. Only basic men watch the NFL, just like basic bitches only watch Lifetime.
Men who watch the NFL are the adult versions of that kid who kept watching Barney and Friends long after he needed to learn to count. I bet he had a nickname like safety scissors, or dumbo. Also this kid had a lot of free time to be watching both regular TV and children programming. Why don't NFL fans have another better to do than watch football? Then they watch other men in suits talk about the football. They can't even have their own conversations!
How else are NFL Fans Children?
They wear pre-packaged colored clothing because like retards they cannot dress themselves. They have fits when they lose. No girls allowed. (very telling)They over eat, vomit, and need to be burped. A grown woman picks them up in a car and takes them home to sleep off their "big day"Now I'm not saying kids are losers, they can't help it they are new here. I'm saying, if something you spend most of your time doing makes you resemble a child then you are a loser. Fact.
Fantasy football!? That's such a laugh. Watch a game to then play another game that apparently involves some fantasy. I just saw a bunch of dudes using message boards, some fantasy. The fans give themselves concussions slowly and over time until the brain is dead. The players speed the process up a great deal. All of you could be serving Harley.
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October 26, 2015
Every Day is Halloween for Mistress Harley
Hello Boils and Ghouls! Nah, just fucking with you. What are my sissies doing for Halloween? Everyday is of course Halloween when you're a Mistress everyone knows that.
