Mistress Harley's Blog, page 72
October 10, 2015
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Domme of the Week
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Piggies, help your favorite candidate become Premier Payplace’s Domme of the Week. Be sure to cast your vote by 11:59pm EST, October 14th. Harley wants to WIN! Click on the link below to vote. You don't have to log in or register to vote so there is no reason not to you worthless fucks. Click here to vote for Mistress Harley
Consensual Blackmail Contract with Mistress Harley
By filling out the attached form and submitting my fee of $100.00 understand that I’m consenting to a blackmail contract with Mistress Harley. I will be respectful at all times and I will do as I’m told. I will not question Mistress Harley’s commands. Once this contract is sent to Mistress Harley I understand that it is up to her exclusively when this contract is terminated and I will follower her rules until a time that she chooses to end the contract. All contracts are binding and no legal action can be taken by me or any representative as a result of any blackmail actions that occur as a result of this contract. I agree to complete whatever payment schedule Mistress and I have agreed upon. My monthly service fee is $400.00 and I understand that other services such as Skype and phone calls will be determined by Mistress Harley's rate.
I hereby agree and in fact wish to provide Mistress Harley with my personal information for the purpose of being consensually blackmailed. By filling out this email form I agree that I do this of my own free will and that Mistress Harley has the last say about the contracts changes or terms. I provide the following information freely and voluntarily. I have not been coerced or defrauded into providing such information and understand that release of this information by Mistress Harley will be of her own discretion. Once this document is filled out and signed, all information is sole property of Mistress Harley and she can do with it as she wishes.
I further agree to follow explicitly and unquestioningly instructions, unless such instructions are illegal or physically harmful to myself or another. I understand that failure to explicitly and obediently follow such instruction will invoke the release of any or all of the information provide below to the designated parties or to any other party she deems fit. If I am unable to comply with instructions for any reason I will immediately communicate the reason to Mistress Harley so she may assign me with alternative assignments or instructions.
I understand that this contract is for an undetermined time period. I understand that should Mistress Harley decide to cut ties with me that she would safely dispose of all information that I have provided. I understand that Mistress Harley if she so chooses, has the right to change any terms at any time. If I do not wish to break ties with Mistress Harley, she will have full control over when i am, or if I am ever released. If I wish to break this blackmail contract I must submit a written request to Mistress and if she chooses to release me she will provide a letter, signed by Mistress Harley in order for release to take effect.
I will email you back once I receive your TRIBUTE with your information. Be prepared to send me humiliating photos and a picture of your GOVERNMENT ISSUED IDENTIFICATION to prove your identity.
October 9, 2015
PBS Docs on Netflix are my new hotness
Watching the Robin Williams one right now and thinking about queer gender underwear for huge cocked guys. He can't even keep his balls in mens underwear. Anyway we will find something. PBS and Netflix are the shit right now. I've already watched bios on Gore Vidal, Richard Prior, and now Robin Williams.
The HarleyAPP FAQ: Where's My Iphone App, Mistress?
Hey losers, I get the same repetitive questions from you idiots all the time, so I wanted to take some time to write out an FAQ for the HarleyAPP so I can make you read this instead of answering all your dumb questions.
1. Why isn't the app for Iphone?
Iphone takes much more time to develop for. Additionally the Itunes store is EXTREMELY picky about what apps they allow in their marketplace. Most people don't know how to jailbreak their phones to allow unapproved apps from 3rd party developers. In short, it takes too long, itunes won't let me do it, and most of you are too stupid to make it worth it.
2. When will you develop the app for Iphone?
No one is PAYING me to build phone apps, so when you ask me to build another app, you're asking me to do literally weeks and months of work for FREE. Well fuck you. I will develop an iphone app when someone makes it worth my time.
3. How can I get you to build an iphone app?
It will cost about $3000 to build the app for Iphone. That's the value of weeks of my time NOT doing sessions with you idiots. If you want me to build the app for Iphone, feel free to pay for it.
4. Can you send text messages from my phone?
Yes, my app allows me to directly intercept your text messages and send messages from your phone as I wish.
5. How do I get the App off my phone?
You have to pay me an unlock fee. Once you pay me the unlock fee I will give you the code that will allow you to uninstall the app.
6. Why can't I download the app without paying?
Because I spent a lot of time and money developing this app, moron. I paid to make it, now you have to pay to play. Just like always
xox
Love (your money),
Harley
1. Why isn't the app for Iphone?
Iphone takes much more time to develop for. Additionally the Itunes store is EXTREMELY picky about what apps they allow in their marketplace. Most people don't know how to jailbreak their phones to allow unapproved apps from 3rd party developers. In short, it takes too long, itunes won't let me do it, and most of you are too stupid to make it worth it.
2. When will you develop the app for Iphone?
No one is PAYING me to build phone apps, so when you ask me to build another app, you're asking me to do literally weeks and months of work for FREE. Well fuck you. I will develop an iphone app when someone makes it worth my time.
3. How can I get you to build an iphone app?
It will cost about $3000 to build the app for Iphone. That's the value of weeks of my time NOT doing sessions with you idiots. If you want me to build the app for Iphone, feel free to pay for it.
4. Can you send text messages from my phone?
Yes, my app allows me to directly intercept your text messages and send messages from your phone as I wish.
5. How do I get the App off my phone?
You have to pay me an unlock fee. Once you pay me the unlock fee I will give you the code that will allow you to uninstall the app.
6. Why can't I download the app without paying?
Because I spent a lot of time and money developing this app, moron. I paid to make it, now you have to pay to play. Just like always
xox
Love (your money),
Harley
List of Best Halloween Movies as Approved by Mistress Harley
Mistress Harley's all time top Halloween Horror films as demanded by you the pathetic wining sissies. I love Halloween and any excuse to be spooky. If you haven't seen one of these films follow the link and watch it now.
Night of the Living Dead
The Wicker Man (1973)
Don't Look Now (1973)
The Exorcist (1973)
Jaws (1975)
Carrie (1976)
Dawn of the Dead (1979)
Alien (1979)
The Shining (1980)
The Evil Dead (1981)
The Thing (1982)
Friday the 13th (all)
Halloween
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors
Children of the Corn (1984)
The Midnight Hour (1985)
Re-Animator (1985)
Hellraiser (1987)
Prince of Darkness (1987)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1988)
IT (1990)
Dead Alive (1992)
Army of Darkness
The Halloween Tree (1993)
In The Mouth of Madness (1994)
Cemetery Man (1994)
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Scream (1996)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
American Psycho (2000)
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
May (2002)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Zomieland (2009)
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
The Babadook (2014)
The Final Girls (2015)
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror (All)
Night of the Living Dead
The Wicker Man (1973)
Don't Look Now (1973)
The Exorcist (1973)
Jaws (1975)
Carrie (1976)
Dawn of the Dead (1979)
Alien (1979)
The Shining (1980)
The Evil Dead (1981)
The Thing (1982)
Friday the 13th (all)
Halloween
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors
Children of the Corn (1984)
The Midnight Hour (1985)
Re-Animator (1985)
Hellraiser (1987)
Prince of Darkness (1987)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1988)
IT (1990)
Dead Alive (1992)
Army of Darkness
The Halloween Tree (1993)
In The Mouth of Madness (1994)
Cemetery Man (1994)
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Scream (1996)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
American Psycho (2000)
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
May (2002)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Zomieland (2009)
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
The Babadook (2014)
The Final Girls (2015)
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror (All)
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The Queendom of Mistress Harley is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 191 million Mistress Harleyians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government. Learn More
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Mistress Harleyian economy, worth 7.12 trillion Cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,271 Cashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown. Mistress Harley's national animal is the Cougar . Click here to play
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