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November 17, 2015
Hypocrite of the Week
Bonjour Amigos!
This week's "Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week" golden award goes to Mr. Charlie Sheen, an American television actor of modest accomplishments.
After spending the best years of his life involved with drugs and prostitutes, Mr Sheen announced that he is HIV positive.
His golden hypocrisy is awarded for unabashedly whoring for sympathy.
Engraved on Mr. Sheen's trophy is the old wives' proverb, "When you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas."
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
This week's "Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week" golden award goes to Mr. Charlie Sheen, an American television actor of modest accomplishments.
After spending the best years of his life involved with drugs and prostitutes, Mr Sheen announced that he is HIV positive.
His golden hypocrisy is awarded for unabashedly whoring for sympathy.
Engraved on Mr. Sheen's trophy is the old wives' proverb, "When you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas."
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
November 16, 2015
Trumper Thumper's Runaway Cojones and Hillary-Billary's Radical PMS
I apologize.
I concluded my previous post by stating that the world would be a much safer place if Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, deliberated with His mysterious response to ISIS until a new President took office.
I was not yet awake.
I forgot all about those two shit bums that the American electorate seriously considers as Presidential timbre.
Today, Trumper Thumper said that in the event of a terrorist attack on the US, he would consider closing all American Mosques.
Sunday, in her debate with Bernie Sanders, Hillary-Billary said she would never use the terms "radical Islam" nor "Islamic terrorist."
And here we thought that "The Stockholm Syndrome" was contained as a critical component of the Swedish DNA.
9/11 was nothing on the scale of the attack on Pearl Harbor nor the German invasion of Poland in 1939 and history has already witnessed how much misery and regional destabilization a village idiot like George W. Bush can cause if he makes it into The White House and gets his hands on the tiller of American military power.
Did we expect anything else from a trust-funder punk?
America has had a paucity of world-class leaders ever since Eisenhower left office.
Trumper Thumper and Hillary-Billary are waiting in the wings to no one's great embarrassment.
I apologize for sleeping in.
I concluded my previous post by stating that the world would be a much safer place if Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, deliberated with His mysterious response to ISIS until a new President took office.
I was not yet awake.
I forgot all about those two shit bums that the American electorate seriously considers as Presidential timbre.
Today, Trumper Thumper said that in the event of a terrorist attack on the US, he would consider closing all American Mosques.
Sunday, in her debate with Bernie Sanders, Hillary-Billary said she would never use the terms "radical Islam" nor "Islamic terrorist."
And here we thought that "The Stockholm Syndrome" was contained as a critical component of the Swedish DNA.
9/11 was nothing on the scale of the attack on Pearl Harbor nor the German invasion of Poland in 1939 and history has already witnessed how much misery and regional destabilization a village idiot like George W. Bush can cause if he makes it into The White House and gets his hands on the tiller of American military power.
Did we expect anything else from a trust-funder punk?
America has had a paucity of world-class leaders ever since Eisenhower left office.
Trumper Thumper and Hillary-Billary are waiting in the wings to no one's great embarrassment.
I apologize for sleeping in.
Snoop Dogg Barry and the Lost Cojones.
“What I do not do is to take actions, either because it is going to work politically or it is going to somehow, in the abstract, make America look tough, or make me look tough,” he said.
So said Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, in response to Paris 13/11. Between the three conditions within the above sentence is a mysterious course of action known only to Him.
This is the same Snoop Dogg Barry who did not join world leaders in a march of solidarity through Paris after the murders at Charlie Hebdo either because:
1. He is a coward
2. He was deferring to his inner Muslim
3. Both of the above
Let us hope that Snoop Dogg Barry carefully mulls over his options until a new President takes office.
The world will be a safer place.
Between the village idiocy of Georgieboy Whack-a-doodle Bushwhacker and Snoop Dogg Barry's community organizer semantics, America has found itself between a rock and a soft place, a very soft place.
So said Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, in response to Paris 13/11. Between the three conditions within the above sentence is a mysterious course of action known only to Him.
This is the same Snoop Dogg Barry who did not join world leaders in a march of solidarity through Paris after the murders at Charlie Hebdo either because:
1. He is a coward
2. He was deferring to his inner Muslim
3. Both of the above
Let us hope that Snoop Dogg Barry carefully mulls over his options until a new President takes office.
The world will be a safer place.
Between the village idiocy of Georgieboy Whack-a-doodle Bushwhacker and Snoop Dogg Barry's community organizer semantics, America has found itself between a rock and a soft place, a very soft place.
November 14, 2015
Paris 13/11
One of the first responses to the bloody Paris attack has been the appearance of peace signs constructed from the image of the Eiffel Tower as though the innocent were confronting a vampire with the Holy Cross that could erase the inconsolable carnage unleashed by ISIS terrorists with Kalashnikovs.
This is not a kid movie. This is not pretend. If you want to turn the other cheek, ask for one last cigarette while the boys reload their weapons.
While some European politicos are promising "merciless" revenge, others are delivering sanctimonious condolences overflowing with crocodile tears after having opened the doors of their own countries to millions of Muslim migrants.
Not all Muslims are ISIS sympathizers, but all ISIS sympathizers are Muslim.
There will be more political pirouettes performed in Germany and Sweden this coming week than at the Paris Opera Ballet during an entire season. Sometimes it is more difficult to close a door than to open it.
Hypocrisy will be cheering from the box seats as the acrobatics performed by the politicos ranges from the painfully gruesome to the downright hilarious.
This is just the beginning. Europe is finally wrestling with its conscience after examining more closely the unpleasantries being brought to its doorstep by the ensuing avalanche of Islamic immigration.
This is not a kid movie. This is not pretend. If you want to turn the other cheek, ask for one last cigarette while the boys reload their weapons.
While some European politicos are promising "merciless" revenge, others are delivering sanctimonious condolences overflowing with crocodile tears after having opened the doors of their own countries to millions of Muslim migrants.
Not all Muslims are ISIS sympathizers, but all ISIS sympathizers are Muslim.
There will be more political pirouettes performed in Germany and Sweden this coming week than at the Paris Opera Ballet during an entire season. Sometimes it is more difficult to close a door than to open it.
Hypocrisy will be cheering from the box seats as the acrobatics performed by the politicos ranges from the painfully gruesome to the downright hilarious.
This is just the beginning. Europe is finally wrestling with its conscience after examining more closely the unpleasantries being brought to its doorstep by the ensuing avalanche of Islamic immigration.
November 9, 2015
Yes, Ten Thousand!
Ten thousand migrants entered Sweden last week seeking asylum and benefits. Yes, ten thousand!
The most vocal champions of this invasion have been the always politically correct toadies in the media who are also fanatical flag bearers for women's rights and gay pride.
Not one of them has yet to offer up an excuse for Islam's subjugation of women.
There are no excuses. One cannot support women's rights while offering an exemption to Islam that relegates women to second-class status.
Is Europe taking into consideration that these millions of anti-equality, anti-gay migrants will soon be voting in its free elections?
The cultural history of Europe is about to change.
The most vocal champions of this invasion have been the always politically correct toadies in the media who are also fanatical flag bearers for women's rights and gay pride.
Not one of them has yet to offer up an excuse for Islam's subjugation of women.
There are no excuses. One cannot support women's rights while offering an exemption to Islam that relegates women to second-class status.
Is Europe taking into consideration that these millions of anti-equality, anti-gay migrants will soon be voting in its free elections?
The cultural history of Europe is about to change.
November 2, 2015
No-kneaders and the Need to Knead
Along with the sociopathic cults of veganism and gluten-phobia, no-knead bread has infected the culinary world in recent years.
It is another much-ado-about-nothing pop subject that gives people with nothing to talk about, something to talk about, mainly themselves.
Calmly kneading one's homemade bread is an ethereal experience best accompanied by Gregorian chant.
And nothing makes a house smell like a home quite like homemade bread.
It is another much-ado-about-nothing pop subject that gives people with nothing to talk about, something to talk about, mainly themselves.
Calmly kneading one's homemade bread is an ethereal experience best accompanied by Gregorian chant.
And nothing makes a house smell like a home quite like homemade bread.
Report to Professor McLuan
Yes professor, the medium is the message and television is a vast wasteland where no intelligent forms of life are known to exist.
However professor, there is an entirely new universe called the internet whose wasteland is vastly immeasurable compared to that of the boob tube.
Hidden within its millions of light years of utter uselessness are minuscule galaxies with intellectual atmospheres that can actually sustain life.
These remote regions are occasionally visited by the rogue neurons of a dwindling band of intrepid survivors who walk among the living dead glued to their boob tubes.
However professor, there is an entirely new universe called the internet whose wasteland is vastly immeasurable compared to that of the boob tube.
Hidden within its millions of light years of utter uselessness are minuscule galaxies with intellectual atmospheres that can actually sustain life.
These remote regions are occasionally visited by the rogue neurons of a dwindling band of intrepid survivors who walk among the living dead glued to their boob tubes.
November 1, 2015
The Birds and the Bees
It is all very simple.
God made boys and girls.
If someone makes you laugh, try to make them laugh.
If they laugh back...get their phone number!
God made boys and girls.
If someone makes you laugh, try to make them laugh.
If they laugh back...get their phone number!
October 31, 2015
Snoop Dogg Barry Puts Boots on the Ground
The Obama administration has chosen to respond to Russia's expanded presence in Syria by sending a small number of special operations forces to assist moderate rebels fighting both ISIS and Assad.
By no means will this action tip the balance in anyone's favor but it does give Snoop Dogg Barry some political cover to save face during the waning days of his Presidency. Snoop Dogg gets a little embarrassed when Putin keeps bitch-slapping him around in front of everyone.
Unfortunately, it opens the door.
It opens the door to an expanded American military presence in the Middle East where a clueless America has sown decades of misery and instability long before George W. Bush ever began playing with matches and pissing his pants in The White House.
No sooner had America emerged from World War II as a congenial democracy that had come to the aid of an endangered world than it began projecting its prodigious military power into nooks and crannies of the world where it had nothing in common with the indigenous peoples, transforming its once prestigious democracy into an evil empire.
Snoop Dogg Barry has opened the door to Syria for that military empire to begin adding a few more troops here and then a few more there. Some of those poor bastards will end up dying for the vanities of that incompetent political leadership.
No unbiased soul will ever suggest that they died defending American soil.
By no means will this action tip the balance in anyone's favor but it does give Snoop Dogg Barry some political cover to save face during the waning days of his Presidency. Snoop Dogg gets a little embarrassed when Putin keeps bitch-slapping him around in front of everyone.
Unfortunately, it opens the door.
It opens the door to an expanded American military presence in the Middle East where a clueless America has sown decades of misery and instability long before George W. Bush ever began playing with matches and pissing his pants in The White House.
No sooner had America emerged from World War II as a congenial democracy that had come to the aid of an endangered world than it began projecting its prodigious military power into nooks and crannies of the world where it had nothing in common with the indigenous peoples, transforming its once prestigious democracy into an evil empire.
Snoop Dogg Barry has opened the door to Syria for that military empire to begin adding a few more troops here and then a few more there. Some of those poor bastards will end up dying for the vanities of that incompetent political leadership.
No unbiased soul will ever suggest that they died defending American soil.
October 15, 2015
The Intolerantly Correct Poochies
Intolerance…now there is a politically charged word fired about everyday by the politically correct blunderbuss at anything that dares to move without its permission.
How can any civilized, educated people tolerate a cult that subjugates women to second class status without demeaning its own mothers and grandmothers, its own wives, its own daughters and sisters or…themselves?
Now that is intolerance, is it not?
Just ask the politically correct poochies being wagged about by the tail of their own hypocrisy while championing two diametrically opposed ideas; the free woman versus the migrating culture that subjugates every women.
They will simply smile at you and wag their tails like good little poochies.
How can any civilized, educated people tolerate a cult that subjugates women to second class status without demeaning its own mothers and grandmothers, its own wives, its own daughters and sisters or…themselves?
Now that is intolerance, is it not?
Just ask the politically correct poochies being wagged about by the tail of their own hypocrisy while championing two diametrically opposed ideas; the free woman versus the migrating culture that subjugates every women.
They will simply smile at you and wag their tails like good little poochies.
