David Gustafson's Blog: Bonjour Amigos!, page 22
March 8, 2016
Yesssssss!!!!!
I was afraid the US Presidential election was coming down to a choice between the lesser of two evils, between herpes and genital warts, between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, between unadulterated evil and adulterated evil, but wait, wait just a minute all of you hackers at The NYT and WaPO carrying Hillary Clinton's toilet water day in and day out.
Hold your horses Intolerantly Correct spank wankers! The people have spoken!
Bernie pulled the rabbit out of the hat in Michigan for a whopper of an upset!
Game on!
Doctor, I believe I'm feeling the Bern!
Hold your horses Intolerantly Correct spank wankers! The people have spoken!
Bernie pulled the rabbit out of the hat in Michigan for a whopper of an upset!
Game on!
Doctor, I believe I'm feeling the Bern!
March 7, 2016
The legendary Robert Palladino
Most people who make the front page headlines of The New York Times eventually pass into total obscurity where they belong. However, if you make the obituaries of the the NYT you may actually be a person of enduring interest.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/06/art...
Today, the Trappist monk and calligrapher Robert Palladino was honored with a gracious, accurate and only slightly biased obituary.
Biased because the reason Palladino probably made these exclusive obituaries is that he inspired Steve Jobs' love of beautiful fonts while teaching calligraphy at Reed College.
Biased because the Times obit writer summarized Palladino's fascinating life with a final sentence mentioning that he never owned or ever used a computer. Why mention something that had absolutely nothing to do with the subject's life and work?
Otherwise, this was an informative article about a talented monk and legendary calligrapher absent the usual NYT politically correct psycho-babble-innuendos directed towards Christians.
Palladino without the NYT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCCqY...
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/06/art...
Today, the Trappist monk and calligrapher Robert Palladino was honored with a gracious, accurate and only slightly biased obituary.
Biased because the reason Palladino probably made these exclusive obituaries is that he inspired Steve Jobs' love of beautiful fonts while teaching calligraphy at Reed College.
Biased because the Times obit writer summarized Palladino's fascinating life with a final sentence mentioning that he never owned or ever used a computer. Why mention something that had absolutely nothing to do with the subject's life and work?
Otherwise, this was an informative article about a talented monk and legendary calligrapher absent the usual NYT politically correct psycho-babble-innuendos directed towards Christians.
Palladino without the NYT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCCqY...
March 6, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award #18
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 18th edition of The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we sort through the cultural rubbish in search of the cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy. Stay tuned for our Match That Quote quiz after the award presentation.
It is difficult to begin without first mentioning Hillary Clinton's statement that she has been the most transparent public official in modern times or Donald Trump's innuendo about the respectable size of his penis without reaching for the hypocrisy barf bag. If only those two were hooked up to a lie detector that would electrocute a compulsive prevaricator on the spot!
For some reason Disney honcho Bob Iger felt that he had to assure the company's annual meeting that "journalist" George Stephanopoulos is not a biased, boob tube bobble-head reporter.
George biased? How could the former communications director in the Clinton White House who did everything he could to smear Monica Lewinsky with the help of the politically correct wankers at the New York Times and The Washington Post and the man who also donated 75 grand to the Clinton Foundation be biased towards any one of the Presidential candidates?
Apparently, Mickey Mouse did not have the cojones to ask Monica Lewinsky her opinion of George Stephanopolous impartiality.
BTW Why is there not a Pulitzer Prize for political correctness? There are so many wanking contenders!
Speaking of wankers, is The Huffington Post going Republican or what? Their lead headline greeted Cruz like the first man returning the moon after he won primaries in both Kansas and Maine.
Just below the lead that someone was finally beating Trump in a primary was another headline comparing a Trump rally to a scene from Nazi Germany. We counted an additional twelve anti-Trump articles on the Huff's front page, down from last week's seventeen. Would someone please send Trump, Hillary and all these Huff Post wankers to another planet? Please!
Sick and tired of choosing between the lesser of two evils, we went wandering over to the European newspapers for a breath of fresh air and wound up being taken hostage by an article that took us straight back to America and the invasion of the $7,000, life-size silicon sex dolls. Yes gamer boys, soon you can bring home your own virtual sex machine to meet Mommy and Daddy.
The designer of these anatomically correct toys says he hopes to create dolls that appeal to men on an emotional and intellectual levels as well as the physical. These plastic sirens come with enough artificial intelligence to converse with the most demanding millennial gamer boy still living with Mommy and Daddy. No doubt they will soon be posting selfies on Facebook and releasing clever epigrams on Twitter.
If the Pentagon or the CIA had any imagination, which they do not, or a diabolical sense of humor to go along with their inner diabolical, they would drop a few thousand of these supple silicon agents behind enemy lines on the uneducated Kalishnikov boys who call themselves ISIS. These girls would meet the warriors' criteria of being a real woman and force them to lay down their weapons for a little on-the-spot R&R.
Gamer boys meet ISIS boys. You two have more in common than you can possibly imagine. The gamer boy cyborgs who have lost touch with reality and their ISIS blood brothers share The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrites of the Week Award. They rightfully deserve all of the virtual sex that life on earth can offer. If anything, it will keep those losers from procreating any time soon.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
This week's celebrity guests on Match That Quote are three real flesh and blood sex dolls. You multi-culti Peeps have three Affirmative Action chances to match each lady with her own words. Welcome please, Greta Garbo, Grace Kelly and Georgia O'Keefe!
1. I feel there is something unexplored about women that only a woman can explore.
2. I don't like yelling and fighting and I can't quarrel.
3. There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis.
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 18th edition of The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we sort through the cultural rubbish in search of the cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy. Stay tuned for our Match That Quote quiz after the award presentation.
It is difficult to begin without first mentioning Hillary Clinton's statement that she has been the most transparent public official in modern times or Donald Trump's innuendo about the respectable size of his penis without reaching for the hypocrisy barf bag. If only those two were hooked up to a lie detector that would electrocute a compulsive prevaricator on the spot!
For some reason Disney honcho Bob Iger felt that he had to assure the company's annual meeting that "journalist" George Stephanopoulos is not a biased, boob tube bobble-head reporter.
George biased? How could the former communications director in the Clinton White House who did everything he could to smear Monica Lewinsky with the help of the politically correct wankers at the New York Times and The Washington Post and the man who also donated 75 grand to the Clinton Foundation be biased towards any one of the Presidential candidates?
Apparently, Mickey Mouse did not have the cojones to ask Monica Lewinsky her opinion of George Stephanopolous impartiality.
BTW Why is there not a Pulitzer Prize for political correctness? There are so many wanking contenders!
Speaking of wankers, is The Huffington Post going Republican or what? Their lead headline greeted Cruz like the first man returning the moon after he won primaries in both Kansas and Maine.
Just below the lead that someone was finally beating Trump in a primary was another headline comparing a Trump rally to a scene from Nazi Germany. We counted an additional twelve anti-Trump articles on the Huff's front page, down from last week's seventeen. Would someone please send Trump, Hillary and all these Huff Post wankers to another planet? Please!
Sick and tired of choosing between the lesser of two evils, we went wandering over to the European newspapers for a breath of fresh air and wound up being taken hostage by an article that took us straight back to America and the invasion of the $7,000, life-size silicon sex dolls. Yes gamer boys, soon you can bring home your own virtual sex machine to meet Mommy and Daddy.
The designer of these anatomically correct toys says he hopes to create dolls that appeal to men on an emotional and intellectual levels as well as the physical. These plastic sirens come with enough artificial intelligence to converse with the most demanding millennial gamer boy still living with Mommy and Daddy. No doubt they will soon be posting selfies on Facebook and releasing clever epigrams on Twitter.
If the Pentagon or the CIA had any imagination, which they do not, or a diabolical sense of humor to go along with their inner diabolical, they would drop a few thousand of these supple silicon agents behind enemy lines on the uneducated Kalishnikov boys who call themselves ISIS. These girls would meet the warriors' criteria of being a real woman and force them to lay down their weapons for a little on-the-spot R&R.
Gamer boys meet ISIS boys. You two have more in common than you can possibly imagine. The gamer boy cyborgs who have lost touch with reality and their ISIS blood brothers share The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrites of the Week Award. They rightfully deserve all of the virtual sex that life on earth can offer. If anything, it will keep those losers from procreating any time soon.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
This week's celebrity guests on Match That Quote are three real flesh and blood sex dolls. You multi-culti Peeps have three Affirmative Action chances to match each lady with her own words. Welcome please, Greta Garbo, Grace Kelly and Georgia O'Keefe!
1. I feel there is something unexplored about women that only a woman can explore.
2. I don't like yelling and fighting and I can't quarrel.
3. There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis.
February 28, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award #17
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 17th edition of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we hunt down the unrepentant, cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy from among the famous, the infamous and the merely wannabe.
Later we will offer up our quiz Match That Quote where all of you multi-culti Peeps get to exercise your idle neurons by correctly matching our celebrity guest with his own words.
As all of our readers know, the main objection we have to the the tidal wave of immigration that has been engulfing Europe is that the invaders are bringing with them a seventh century culture that denigrates every woman on earth, relegating them to second-class status. Well welcome to El Al, Israel's national airline.
Renee Rabinowitz, a retired lawyer with a Ph.D. in educational psychology had taken her seat aboard an El Al flight when a Hasidic or Haredi gentleman complained about being seated next to a woman. In spite of the fact that israel's attorney general has issued guidelines to end all manifestations of gender segregation, the flight attendants moved Mrs. R. to another seat.
This raises two question for the flying hypocrites at El Al.
1. Why did you not move the gentleman with the bunched-up panties instead of the lady?
2. Would it have made a difference if Mrs. Rabinowitz were Golda Meir?
Maybe there is still hope for a two-state Palestinian solution when the Israeli holy ones and their Muslim brethren can agree on a state of total subjugation for the female sex of both of their religions?
The online Huffington Post is one of those whiney-ass, politically correct tabloids just half a rung below the the national PC police force furiously wanking away day and night at The New York Times, The Washington Post and CNN.
The Huff Post is where you can turn for breaking news on Caitlin (Bruce) Jenner's latest lip stick deal or Sarah Palin's moustache. Our BA scholars of primitive cryptology can briefly summarize those two decoded stories for you as "Caitlin Good" and "Sarah Bad."
The Huff Post has gone absolutely bat shit crazy over the mere existence of that little turd bump in the road named Donald Trump.
A couple of days ago their front page edition carried seventeen (17) articles bashing Trumper Thumper. We would not waste that much ammo on a plague infested, HIV positive, Ebola- carrying hairless rodent with yellow teeth which pretty much sums up our opinion of Mr. DT.
The hypocrisy here is that Huff and Trump both appeal to America's culturally unwashed, those devoutly unread losers addicted to the ditch pig, boob tube culture. The unfortunate fact is that these people now constitute a majority in the land of the free. These are the same people who, with all the might of their double digit IQs, brought you George W. Bush and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name.
Tomorrow is the last day of Black History month here in America. Nothing wrong with that if there were also a Native Indian History Month, an Asian History Month, an Eskimo History Month, a Hispanic History Month but no, there is only one month on this politically correct calendar and only one politically correct color.
In the waning hours of Black History Month, The Politically Correct, Multi-Culti Wankers that dominate American thought and language are the winner of The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award for pointedly not being as culturally inclusive as they pretend to be.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Olof Palme is our celebrity guest on Match That Quote and you have three and only three Affirmative Action chances to match Olof with his own words concerning the Christmas bombing of Hanoi in 1972.
The acerbic and very brilliant Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme was assassinated 30 years ago today.
1. Mr. Nixon is no longer, and will never again be, a respectable man. That is, if he ever was one.
2. Vietnam is witnessing the most horrible tragedy in man's recorded history. A small country whose valiant people desire nothing more than achieving their national identity is being subjected to indiscriminate bombing of its civilian population in a senseless desire to impose the will of an outside power.
3. One should refer to things by their accurate designation. What is happening right now in Vietnam is a form of torture. That is why the bombings are an infamy. Of such there are many in modern history. They are often linked by name: Guernica, Oradour, Babi Yar, Katyn, Lidice, Sharpeville and Treblinka. Now there is another name to add to the list: Hanoi, Christmas 1972.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 17th edition of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we hunt down the unrepentant, cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy from among the famous, the infamous and the merely wannabe.
Later we will offer up our quiz Match That Quote where all of you multi-culti Peeps get to exercise your idle neurons by correctly matching our celebrity guest with his own words.
As all of our readers know, the main objection we have to the the tidal wave of immigration that has been engulfing Europe is that the invaders are bringing with them a seventh century culture that denigrates every woman on earth, relegating them to second-class status. Well welcome to El Al, Israel's national airline.
Renee Rabinowitz, a retired lawyer with a Ph.D. in educational psychology had taken her seat aboard an El Al flight when a Hasidic or Haredi gentleman complained about being seated next to a woman. In spite of the fact that israel's attorney general has issued guidelines to end all manifestations of gender segregation, the flight attendants moved Mrs. R. to another seat.
This raises two question for the flying hypocrites at El Al.
1. Why did you not move the gentleman with the bunched-up panties instead of the lady?
2. Would it have made a difference if Mrs. Rabinowitz were Golda Meir?
Maybe there is still hope for a two-state Palestinian solution when the Israeli holy ones and their Muslim brethren can agree on a state of total subjugation for the female sex of both of their religions?
The online Huffington Post is one of those whiney-ass, politically correct tabloids just half a rung below the the national PC police force furiously wanking away day and night at The New York Times, The Washington Post and CNN.
The Huff Post is where you can turn for breaking news on Caitlin (Bruce) Jenner's latest lip stick deal or Sarah Palin's moustache. Our BA scholars of primitive cryptology can briefly summarize those two decoded stories for you as "Caitlin Good" and "Sarah Bad."
The Huff Post has gone absolutely bat shit crazy over the mere existence of that little turd bump in the road named Donald Trump.
A couple of days ago their front page edition carried seventeen (17) articles bashing Trumper Thumper. We would not waste that much ammo on a plague infested, HIV positive, Ebola- carrying hairless rodent with yellow teeth which pretty much sums up our opinion of Mr. DT.
The hypocrisy here is that Huff and Trump both appeal to America's culturally unwashed, those devoutly unread losers addicted to the ditch pig, boob tube culture. The unfortunate fact is that these people now constitute a majority in the land of the free. These are the same people who, with all the might of their double digit IQs, brought you George W. Bush and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name.
Tomorrow is the last day of Black History month here in America. Nothing wrong with that if there were also a Native Indian History Month, an Asian History Month, an Eskimo History Month, a Hispanic History Month but no, there is only one month on this politically correct calendar and only one politically correct color.
In the waning hours of Black History Month, The Politically Correct, Multi-Culti Wankers that dominate American thought and language are the winner of The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award for pointedly not being as culturally inclusive as they pretend to be.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Olof Palme is our celebrity guest on Match That Quote and you have three and only three Affirmative Action chances to match Olof with his own words concerning the Christmas bombing of Hanoi in 1972.
The acerbic and very brilliant Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme was assassinated 30 years ago today.
1. Mr. Nixon is no longer, and will never again be, a respectable man. That is, if he ever was one.
2. Vietnam is witnessing the most horrible tragedy in man's recorded history. A small country whose valiant people desire nothing more than achieving their national identity is being subjected to indiscriminate bombing of its civilian population in a senseless desire to impose the will of an outside power.
3. One should refer to things by their accurate designation. What is happening right now in Vietnam is a form of torture. That is why the bombings are an infamy. Of such there are many in modern history. They are often linked by name: Guernica, Oradour, Babi Yar, Katyn, Lidice, Sharpeville and Treblinka. Now there is another name to add to the list: Hanoi, Christmas 1972.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
February 24, 2016
Trump Trumps Nevada
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We have a lot of whack-a-doodle cowboys here in Nevada (I find many of them rather refreshing), but not 46% of the conservative population that voted for Trumper Thumper in yesterday's caucuses.
Perhaps it is not so surprising that a nation that could elect George W. Bush and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama would follow-up with a Kardashian in The White House. America has become so accustomed to hanging its head in shame over the last fifteen years maybe rigor mortis has set in.
The possibility of a match-up between Trump and Hillary is becoming rather alarming. Hopefully, the more civilized states will save America from itself next Tuesday, but I am not so sure that we can count on that any more.
We have a lot of whack-a-doodle cowboys here in Nevada (I find many of them rather refreshing), but not 46% of the conservative population that voted for Trumper Thumper in yesterday's caucuses.
Perhaps it is not so surprising that a nation that could elect George W. Bush and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama would follow-up with a Kardashian in The White House. America has become so accustomed to hanging its head in shame over the last fifteen years maybe rigor mortis has set in.
The possibility of a match-up between Trump and Hillary is becoming rather alarming. Hopefully, the more civilized states will save America from itself next Tuesday, but I am not so sure that we can count on that any more.
February 22, 2016
Some Thoughts Before the Super Tuesday Primaries
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Fifteen states hold Presidential primaries March 1st.
Among them are several delegate rich states such as Minnesota, Massachusetts, Colorado, Virginia, Georgia and Texas. These states offer a more conclusive cross-section of voters than South Carolina or Nevada.
March 1st will tell us if Trump is the real deal and if Sanders has any chance against Hillary's Democratic Party gangsters who delivered a modest victory for her in Nevada from out of the trunk of Harry Reid's limousine of casino union voters.
My own thoughts:
Trump received 31.8% of the vote in South Carolina, quite shy of his 35% die-hard following. He is not as strong as the media is suggesting and he will not pick up any of Jeb Bush's 6 or 7% supporters. They will most likely gravitate to Rubio.
Carson is not going anywhere. He prefers the celebrity of being a Presidential candidate to being a retired surgeon.
Apparently Kasich has some long-term plans now that he is out of the running. He is not a fool. Bear in mind that no one will be elected President without Ohio's electoral votes so he can deal! I suspect that he is hanging on to make a deal as someone's Vice-Presidential candidate where he can wait eight years before being considered again as Presidential timbre with that modest resume.
I do not believe Trump will win with the big dogs of Massachusetts, Minnesota, Colorado or Texas. Nor do I see Cruz doing very well in any of those states. I predict Rubio will the big winner March 1st and that Trump will be considered the big loser.
As for Bernie??? Bernie is much stronger than anyone has given him credit for, but I doubt if the "people" can defeat the gangsters from Hillary and Billy Willy"s party machinery.
If Bernie wins two of the "big dog" states, Hillary might be in trouble. If he wins three, she is history.
My own preference? Where do I stand?
I think America has been in "decline and fall" mode for almost half-a-century. I doubt if it will ever be the great country that it once was. The political class reflects this and I no longer look to them for any semblance of leadership. How can anyone not hang their head in shame over George W. Bush and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama?
The only reason I might vote in this election will be if Bernie is the Democratic nominee.
Fifteen states hold Presidential primaries March 1st.
Among them are several delegate rich states such as Minnesota, Massachusetts, Colorado, Virginia, Georgia and Texas. These states offer a more conclusive cross-section of voters than South Carolina or Nevada.
March 1st will tell us if Trump is the real deal and if Sanders has any chance against Hillary's Democratic Party gangsters who delivered a modest victory for her in Nevada from out of the trunk of Harry Reid's limousine of casino union voters.
My own thoughts:
Trump received 31.8% of the vote in South Carolina, quite shy of his 35% die-hard following. He is not as strong as the media is suggesting and he will not pick up any of Jeb Bush's 6 or 7% supporters. They will most likely gravitate to Rubio.
Carson is not going anywhere. He prefers the celebrity of being a Presidential candidate to being a retired surgeon.
Apparently Kasich has some long-term plans now that he is out of the running. He is not a fool. Bear in mind that no one will be elected President without Ohio's electoral votes so he can deal! I suspect that he is hanging on to make a deal as someone's Vice-Presidential candidate where he can wait eight years before being considered again as Presidential timbre with that modest resume.
I do not believe Trump will win with the big dogs of Massachusetts, Minnesota, Colorado or Texas. Nor do I see Cruz doing very well in any of those states. I predict Rubio will the big winner March 1st and that Trump will be considered the big loser.
As for Bernie??? Bernie is much stronger than anyone has given him credit for, but I doubt if the "people" can defeat the gangsters from Hillary and Billy Willy"s party machinery.
If Bernie wins two of the "big dog" states, Hillary might be in trouble. If he wins three, she is history.
My own preference? Where do I stand?
I think America has been in "decline and fall" mode for almost half-a-century. I doubt if it will ever be the great country that it once was. The political class reflects this and I no longer look to them for any semblance of leadership. How can anyone not hang their head in shame over George W. Bush and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama?
The only reason I might vote in this election will be if Bernie is the Democratic nominee.
February 21, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week #16
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 16th edition of The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we track down the cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy so that you, our dear readers, can point fingers, get in their faces and spit on them.
Save some of your precious neurons for our Match That Quote quiz after the awards ceremony.
We found ourselves harassing a rather large chunk of the US government this week.
Conservative Supreme Court Justice Scalia passed away this week leaving a critical vacancy on the Supreme Court that predictably had been coming down with a 5-to-4 conservative bent on decisions of national import.
Republican leaders immediately stated the the nomination should be filled by the next President rather than by Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name. Apparently, none of those dimwits gave any serious thought to the fact that the next President might be Trump or Hillary. They just want to stick it to poor old Snoop Dogg.
Snoop Doog Barry howled at this threat and said that it was grossly unfair. He began whining like the bitch-in-heat that he is while casually brushing off the inconvenient reminder that as a Senator he had joined the unsuccessful filibuster to block Judge Ailto's nomination to The Supreme Court.
As they say at the local dog pound, what's good for the little bitch is good for the lame-ass puppy.
From the pathetic President of the United States we turn the burning hypocrisy spotlight on the US Army.
It seems that the brass who have ass-kissed their way to command are upset with a certain Sgt. First Class Charles Martland, an 11-year veteran with the Green berets who got a little upset himself when a local Afghan police commander under his command beat and a raped a 12-year-old boy.
The Pentagon brass has recommended that Martland be discharged for challenging this heroic ally who probably spends his time stoning women when he is not raping little boys.
From the pathetic President to the disgraceful US Army brass we bravely wade through the sewers of Washington D.C. to one of the biggest violators of every America's Fourth Amendment protections, the FBI.
The FBI has gone to court to force Apple to break into the iPhone of the San Bernardino terrorist who killed fourteen people in December. Apple is refusing to cooperate with this or any government intruder, foreign or domestic. Donald Trump called for a boycott of Apple. That should drive Apple stock shares higher.
The FBI has more in common with STASI, the KGB and the Gestapo than any single paragraph written in the Bill of Rights or the US Constitution. The FBI is a more imminent threat to every American citizen than any lone wolf terrorist or the entire looney-toon army of ISIS.
The FBI is this week's Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week for spreading fear and panic while pretending to be Jeanne d'Arc.
P.S. Trumper Thumper gets a hypocrisy assist for being the FBI's little cheerleading bitch.
Match That Quote!
J. Edgar Hoover is this week's celebrity guest on Match That Quote. Besides being the first director of the FBI, he regularly abused his position by discreetly slandering writers, actors, artists, politicians and civil rights activists he disliked as being communists and/or homosexuals.
Back in the day those homosexual charges were the kiss of death and they are particularly amusing considering the source since the cross-dressing J. Edgar was widely regarded as Mrs. Clyde Tolson, the "wife" of his longtime companion. Oh hypocrisy, where is thy sting?
Maybe we can dig up the old bastard and display his bones on a trendy Dolce & Gabbana dress at the Smithsonian?
You multi-culti Peeps have three and only three Affirmative Action chances to correctly match J. Edgar with his own words that have passed several lie detector tests.
1. The liberty of speaking and writing guards our other liberties.
2. All authority belongs to the people.
3. I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
Until next week!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 16th edition of The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we track down the cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy so that you, our dear readers, can point fingers, get in their faces and spit on them.
Save some of your precious neurons for our Match That Quote quiz after the awards ceremony.
We found ourselves harassing a rather large chunk of the US government this week.
Conservative Supreme Court Justice Scalia passed away this week leaving a critical vacancy on the Supreme Court that predictably had been coming down with a 5-to-4 conservative bent on decisions of national import.
Republican leaders immediately stated the the nomination should be filled by the next President rather than by Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name. Apparently, none of those dimwits gave any serious thought to the fact that the next President might be Trump or Hillary. They just want to stick it to poor old Snoop Dogg.
Snoop Doog Barry howled at this threat and said that it was grossly unfair. He began whining like the bitch-in-heat that he is while casually brushing off the inconvenient reminder that as a Senator he had joined the unsuccessful filibuster to block Judge Ailto's nomination to The Supreme Court.
As they say at the local dog pound, what's good for the little bitch is good for the lame-ass puppy.
From the pathetic President of the United States we turn the burning hypocrisy spotlight on the US Army.
It seems that the brass who have ass-kissed their way to command are upset with a certain Sgt. First Class Charles Martland, an 11-year veteran with the Green berets who got a little upset himself when a local Afghan police commander under his command beat and a raped a 12-year-old boy.
The Pentagon brass has recommended that Martland be discharged for challenging this heroic ally who probably spends his time stoning women when he is not raping little boys.
From the pathetic President to the disgraceful US Army brass we bravely wade through the sewers of Washington D.C. to one of the biggest violators of every America's Fourth Amendment protections, the FBI.
The FBI has gone to court to force Apple to break into the iPhone of the San Bernardino terrorist who killed fourteen people in December. Apple is refusing to cooperate with this or any government intruder, foreign or domestic. Donald Trump called for a boycott of Apple. That should drive Apple stock shares higher.
The FBI has more in common with STASI, the KGB and the Gestapo than any single paragraph written in the Bill of Rights or the US Constitution. The FBI is a more imminent threat to every American citizen than any lone wolf terrorist or the entire looney-toon army of ISIS.
The FBI is this week's Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week for spreading fear and panic while pretending to be Jeanne d'Arc.
P.S. Trumper Thumper gets a hypocrisy assist for being the FBI's little cheerleading bitch.
Match That Quote!
J. Edgar Hoover is this week's celebrity guest on Match That Quote. Besides being the first director of the FBI, he regularly abused his position by discreetly slandering writers, actors, artists, politicians and civil rights activists he disliked as being communists and/or homosexuals.
Back in the day those homosexual charges were the kiss of death and they are particularly amusing considering the source since the cross-dressing J. Edgar was widely regarded as Mrs. Clyde Tolson, the "wife" of his longtime companion. Oh hypocrisy, where is thy sting?
Maybe we can dig up the old bastard and display his bones on a trendy Dolce & Gabbana dress at the Smithsonian?
You multi-culti Peeps have three and only three Affirmative Action chances to correctly match J. Edgar with his own words that have passed several lie detector tests.
1. The liberty of speaking and writing guards our other liberties.
2. All authority belongs to the people.
3. I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
Until next week!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
February 14, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week #15
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where our discerning panel of experts seek out the cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy from around the world.
Please stayed tuned for our Match That Quote quiz at the end of regular broadcasting where you multi-culti Peeps get to let your neurons do some heavy lifting.
You already know that we absolutely abhor political correctness and all of its toady whore collaborators in the world's media and governments so it should come as no surprise that we were stopped dead in our tracks facing the Big Foot of hypocrites from the city of Sand Diego. Big Foot was carrying a copy of something called, "Bias-Free Language."
San Diego city workers have been banned from using the phrase "Founding Fathers," ahead of America's President's Day. Americans have been using that phrase for well over 200 years to describe the leaders of the American Revolution who helped fashion The Constitution, but apparently the toady whores of San Diego thought it was time to veto such an overtly sexist phrase. Maybe they will consider banning Father's Day? Hurry up, toadies, it is almost June. You still have time.
Today is Valentine's Day and we have always been a sucker for romance but we ran across something that curdled our box of Cupid's chocolates.
Eighty one-year-old American actress Florence Henderson bragged that she "may have more than one friend with benefits." Please Florence, don't post any photos from your geriatric Kama Sutra. What has been seen can never be unseen. And what if someone gets stuck in the Curled Angel position and you have to call 911?
Romance among younger folks sometimes leads to babies and that leads us to the NARAL Pro-Choice America people who are this week's winner of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award.
Europe, thank your lucky stars that you have escaped from the noisy trauma of commercials that inundates the ditch pig culture that is American television because this is where this all started.
Many people who despise football tune into the America's Super Bowl just to watch the advertisements. An ad for Doritos featured a couple viewing a sonogram of their child that seemed to react to the direction of the Dad's bag of Doritos chips.
That was the Dorito that broke the viewers' back. The pro abortion people at NARAL complained that this ad was "humanizing fetuses."
Can we repeat that? "HUMANIZING FETUSES." Enough said. NARAL is the winner.
BTW toadies - Miss Manners says that you know you are being politically correct if you use the term pro-choice rather than pro-abortion.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Today is Valentine's Day and our celebrity guest is none other than Al Capone, the Chicago mobster who is generally believed to be the mastermind behind the 1929 St. Valentine Day Massacre that exterminated seven grown-up fetuses that made it outside the womb to grow up and become Irish gangsters. Life outside the womb is full of choices.
You Peeps have three, and only three, Affirmative Action chances to match Big Al with his own words.
1. Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.
2. Vote early and vote often.
3. You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where our discerning panel of experts seek out the cold-blooded perpetrators of hypocrisy from around the world.
Please stayed tuned for our Match That Quote quiz at the end of regular broadcasting where you multi-culti Peeps get to let your neurons do some heavy lifting.
You already know that we absolutely abhor political correctness and all of its toady whore collaborators in the world's media and governments so it should come as no surprise that we were stopped dead in our tracks facing the Big Foot of hypocrites from the city of Sand Diego. Big Foot was carrying a copy of something called, "Bias-Free Language."
San Diego city workers have been banned from using the phrase "Founding Fathers," ahead of America's President's Day. Americans have been using that phrase for well over 200 years to describe the leaders of the American Revolution who helped fashion The Constitution, but apparently the toady whores of San Diego thought it was time to veto such an overtly sexist phrase. Maybe they will consider banning Father's Day? Hurry up, toadies, it is almost June. You still have time.
Today is Valentine's Day and we have always been a sucker for romance but we ran across something that curdled our box of Cupid's chocolates.
Eighty one-year-old American actress Florence Henderson bragged that she "may have more than one friend with benefits." Please Florence, don't post any photos from your geriatric Kama Sutra. What has been seen can never be unseen. And what if someone gets stuck in the Curled Angel position and you have to call 911?
Romance among younger folks sometimes leads to babies and that leads us to the NARAL Pro-Choice America people who are this week's winner of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award.
Europe, thank your lucky stars that you have escaped from the noisy trauma of commercials that inundates the ditch pig culture that is American television because this is where this all started.
Many people who despise football tune into the America's Super Bowl just to watch the advertisements. An ad for Doritos featured a couple viewing a sonogram of their child that seemed to react to the direction of the Dad's bag of Doritos chips.
That was the Dorito that broke the viewers' back. The pro abortion people at NARAL complained that this ad was "humanizing fetuses."
Can we repeat that? "HUMANIZING FETUSES." Enough said. NARAL is the winner.
BTW toadies - Miss Manners says that you know you are being politically correct if you use the term pro-choice rather than pro-abortion.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Today is Valentine's Day and our celebrity guest is none other than Al Capone, the Chicago mobster who is generally believed to be the mastermind behind the 1929 St. Valentine Day Massacre that exterminated seven grown-up fetuses that made it outside the womb to grow up and become Irish gangsters. Life outside the womb is full of choices.
You Peeps have three, and only three, Affirmative Action chances to match Big Al with his own words.
1. Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.
2. Vote early and vote often.
3. You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
February 11, 2016
The Last Man Standing Next to Trump Wins
Carly Fiorina and Chris Christie have dropped out of the primary race for the Republican nomination.
Combined, they polled 12% of the vote in New Hampshire. I doubt if any of their voters would ever migrate over to Donald Trump.
As the field dwindles, my prediction is that the last man standing next to Trump will be the nominee. I do not see Trump picking up any of the support from the other candidates' supporters as they say goodbye.
I will be surprised if the fruit cake billionaire ever exceeds 40% of the vote.
Combined, they polled 12% of the vote in New Hampshire. I doubt if any of their voters would ever migrate over to Donald Trump.
As the field dwindles, my prediction is that the last man standing next to Trump will be the nominee. I do not see Trump picking up any of the support from the other candidates' supporters as they say goodbye.
I will be surprised if the fruit cake billionaire ever exceeds 40% of the vote.
February 8, 2016
Miss Manners Guide to Political Correctness
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It is a very confusing world out there and if you want to get ahead in polite society, it is very, very important to be considered politically correct so Bonjour Amigos asked Miss Manners to offer us some guidelines.
Here are some basic building blocks of political correctness for your continued success in the modern world.
You are certifiably politically correct if:
1. You or a family member are a vegan or a vegetarian.
2. You know someone who is gluten intolerant.
3. You wear $150 designer jeans.
4. You support feminism and sexual equality while championing Islamic asylum seekers who consider your mother, grandmother, sister, daughter and wife to be second-class citizens.
5. You have at least three tattoos and one body piercing or one tattoo and three body piercings.
6. You know a Buddhist or you have been to Nepal.
7. You make fun of Jews, Christians and the Bible.
8. You are a radical feminist and remain deathly silent over the woman-demeaning lyrics of rap music because it is the manifestation of a minority culture.
9. You march with Gay Pride while championing Islamic asylum seekers who wish death upon homosexuals.
10. Your idea of literature is Zombie lit and action comic heroes.
11. You have posted at least ten selfies of yourself with your most recent cheeseburger on Facebook.
12. You consider the purpose of public education to be the lowering of standards until everyone passes rather than a brutal reward for the brightest, most ambitious students.
13. You oppose the death penalty for criminals but support abortion on demand.
14. You judge an American President by the color of his skin rather than the content of his character.
15. You have never read history.
It is a very confusing world out there and if you want to get ahead in polite society, it is very, very important to be considered politically correct so Bonjour Amigos asked Miss Manners to offer us some guidelines.
Here are some basic building blocks of political correctness for your continued success in the modern world.
You are certifiably politically correct if:
1. You or a family member are a vegan or a vegetarian.
2. You know someone who is gluten intolerant.
3. You wear $150 designer jeans.
4. You support feminism and sexual equality while championing Islamic asylum seekers who consider your mother, grandmother, sister, daughter and wife to be second-class citizens.
5. You have at least three tattoos and one body piercing or one tattoo and three body piercings.
6. You know a Buddhist or you have been to Nepal.
7. You make fun of Jews, Christians and the Bible.
8. You are a radical feminist and remain deathly silent over the woman-demeaning lyrics of rap music because it is the manifestation of a minority culture.
9. You march with Gay Pride while championing Islamic asylum seekers who wish death upon homosexuals.
10. Your idea of literature is Zombie lit and action comic heroes.
11. You have posted at least ten selfies of yourself with your most recent cheeseburger on Facebook.
12. You consider the purpose of public education to be the lowering of standards until everyone passes rather than a brutal reward for the brightest, most ambitious students.
13. You oppose the death penalty for criminals but support abortion on demand.
14. You judge an American President by the color of his skin rather than the content of his character.
15. You have never read history.
