David Gustafson's Blog: Bonjour Amigos!, page 2
May 4, 2024
Stinky Witch’s Broom
Who rides the stinkiest witch’s broom?
1. Hillary Clinton
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Whoopi Goldberg
4. Marjorie Greene
5. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
1. Hillary Clinton
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Whoopi Goldberg
4. Marjorie Greene
5. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Who is Vladimir Putin’s Favorite?
Who is Vladimir Putin’s favorite anal-sex doll?
1. Donald Trump.
2. Sahra Wagenknecht.
3. Tucker Carlson..
1. Donald Trump.
2. Sahra Wagenknecht.
3. Tucker Carlson..
Who is Yahya Sinwar’s Favorite?
Who is Yahya Sinwar’s favorite pin-up adorning his office walls inside of the Hamas hideout that he has surrounded with women, children and hostages?
1. United Nations General Secretary Antonio Guterres.
2. Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey.
3. Columbia University President Minouche Shafik.
4. Senator Bernie Sanders.
1. United Nations General Secretary Antonio Guterres.
2. Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey.
3. Columbia University President Minouche Shafik.
4. Senator Bernie Sanders.
May 1, 2024
Not so fast…not so fast
Not so fast Mr. and Mrs. America and all ships at sea….Columbia, Harvard and Berkeley students may not know the answers to these two very basic questions.
They may be mystified.
1. Dear Adolf Eichmann, do you support the anti-Jewish protestors occupying US campuses?
2. Dear students, do your protests honor the memory of Adolf Eichmann?
They may be mystified.
1. Dear Adolf Eichmann, do you support the anti-Jewish protestors occupying US campuses?
2. Dear students, do your protests honor the memory of Adolf Eichmann?
April 14, 2024
A More Modest Israeli Response…
Naturally, there are many who hope that Israel will use the Iranian attack last night as an excuse to completely destroy the Mullah’s nuclear ambitions.
Other rascals suggest that Israel might simply begin with a more modest response by drone-attacking every single headquarters throughout the entire country of the Faraja morality squads that violently enforce the Islamic dress code upon women which just might inspire the Iranian resistance and inflict some serious discomfort from deep within the grumpy, old Mullah‘s holy underwear.
With the Iranian police decimated, the military would be distracted from further attacks against Israel and forced to encircle Tehran to protect the Mullahs from being overthrown by a popular uprising.
The Mullahs have been slowly losing their stranglehold upon the populace for quite some time now.
The time is ripe. The time is now!
A return to a secular Iran will make for a much safer Middle East.
Other rascals suggest that Israel might simply begin with a more modest response by drone-attacking every single headquarters throughout the entire country of the Faraja morality squads that violently enforce the Islamic dress code upon women which just might inspire the Iranian resistance and inflict some serious discomfort from deep within the grumpy, old Mullah‘s holy underwear.
With the Iranian police decimated, the military would be distracted from further attacks against Israel and forced to encircle Tehran to protect the Mullahs from being overthrown by a popular uprising.
The Mullahs have been slowly losing their stranglehold upon the populace for quite some time now.
The time is ripe. The time is now!
A return to a secular Iran will make for a much safer Middle East.
February 18, 2024
Listen-up Europe and USA!
Listen-up Europe and USA! This man knows Putin personally…..
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April 5, 2023
Tragic News!
Book Depository will stop taking orders after April, 26!
This is tragic news for many of us in the States.
This is tragic news for many of us in the States.
June 27, 2022
The Sentient Sunrise?
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In the coming AI world, humans will no longer have to suffer the presence of wing nuts like Putin, Biden, Trump or Obama, who deserve nothing less than a 21 piss-balloon salute whenever and wherever they appear in public.
On the other hand, do humans really want a world ruled, rather than merely influenced, by the Bill Gates, the Tim Cooks, the Mark Zuckerbergs and the Sundar Pichais?
Relax consumer bots. Keep scrolling your Handys. AI will eventually dump all of those IT hemorrhoids onto the trash heap of history as well.
In the coming AI world, humans will no longer have to suffer the presence of wing nuts like Putin, Biden, Trump or Obama, who deserve nothing less than a 21 piss-balloon salute whenever and wherever they appear in public.
On the other hand, do humans really want a world ruled, rather than merely influenced, by the Bill Gates, the Tim Cooks, the Mark Zuckerbergs and the Sundar Pichais?
Relax consumer bots. Keep scrolling your Handys. AI will eventually dump all of those IT hemorrhoids onto the trash heap of history as well.
May 9, 2022
“Information ecosystem?” Yeah, right!
“Information ecosystem” is the latest term that the Wokey-Woke fascists use to describe the disinformation and indoctrination media under their command and control.
How many California snowflakes and pajama boys did it take to come up with that one?
Only the Zuckian metaverse knows the “zecret” answer.
How many California snowflakes and pajama boys did it take to come up with that one?
Only the Zuckian metaverse knows the “zecret” answer.
March 1, 2022
An Open Appeal to the Russian People
Dear Russian People,
There are many, many honorable and brave Russian souls who oppose Vladimir’s Putin’s bloodshed in the Ukraine.
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Putin’s Ukrainian invasion has absolutely nothing to do with you or your families or your neighbors or the well-being of your country.
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You can stop this.
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All it takes is one brave Russian to go down in history as a hero of all mankind.
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Please stop this killing now!
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Please bring peace back to Russia, the Ukraine and Europe.
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Please, please, please assassinate Vladimir Putin!
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Yes, better one assassinated tyrant than thousands of murdered, innocent people.
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Please assassinate Vladimir Putin.
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Thank you, Russian people!
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On behalf of history and all mankind, thank you!
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*GR readers- please be so kind as to forward this appeal to your worldwide friends and request that they send it forward*
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*for those who are fluent in Russian, please be so kind as to forward your translation to your Russian friends*
There are many, many honorable and brave Russian souls who oppose Vladimir’s Putin’s bloodshed in the Ukraine.
.
Putin’s Ukrainian invasion has absolutely nothing to do with you or your families or your neighbors or the well-being of your country.
.
You can stop this.
.
All it takes is one brave Russian to go down in history as a hero of all mankind.
.
Please stop this killing now!
.
Please bring peace back to Russia, the Ukraine and Europe.
.
Please, please, please assassinate Vladimir Putin!
.
Yes, better one assassinated tyrant than thousands of murdered, innocent people.
.
Please assassinate Vladimir Putin.
.
Thank you, Russian people!
.
On behalf of history and all mankind, thank you!
.
*GR readers- please be so kind as to forward this appeal to your worldwide friends and request that they send it forward*
.
*for those who are fluent in Russian, please be so kind as to forward your translation to your Russian friends*
