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March 18, 2020
Mass Hysteria in the Time of the Coronavirus
Here is some simple math I have done for family and friends.
As of this writing, 203,000 people worldwide have been infected with the Coronavirus or about 0.0026092308% of the world’s 7.8 billion people.
By comparison, the 1918 Flu pandemic infected over 500 million people or about 27% of the population at that time.
The major beneficiaries of today’s mass hysteria are the two tribes of scum-monkeys fanning its flames, the political class and the media.
Doctor Dave says, “Stay calm, turn off the boob tube immediately. Read a good book, make a pass at your sweetie or take a long walk in the woods.”
Thank you.
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1918 Flu Pandemic numbers for comparison
500,000,000 infected
50,000,000 fatalities
As of this writing, 203,000 people worldwide have been infected with the Coronavirus or about 0.0026092308% of the world’s 7.8 billion people.
By comparison, the 1918 Flu pandemic infected over 500 million people or about 27% of the population at that time.
The major beneficiaries of today’s mass hysteria are the two tribes of scum-monkeys fanning its flames, the political class and the media.
Doctor Dave says, “Stay calm, turn off the boob tube immediately. Read a good book, make a pass at your sweetie or take a long walk in the woods.”
Thank you.
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1918 Flu Pandemic numbers for comparison
500,000,000 infected
50,000,000 fatalities
April 16, 2019
March 24, 2019
Butter the Popcorn, Mama!
Robert Mueller has finished his investigation into accusations that Donald Trump colluded with the Russian Big Foot Meddler in order to influence and/or hypnotize the mushy minds of social media nitwits in order to steal the 2016 election from its rightful heiress, Hillary Clinton.
Mueller's two-year investigation has concluded that His Hindness, the Donald, did not collude with Russia during the 2016 campaign in spite of the Democratic Party's 24/7, hysterical insistence that Trump and Putin were dirty-dancing partners.
Not having a dancer, much less, a prancer in this maggot race since I consider both Trump and Hillary to be two shit-bum turd squeaks spilling forth from the same sewer overflow as Barack Obama and George W. Bush, it has been amusing to watch the fake-news bimbos and the Democratic Party pull the pin from their own hand grenade and then swallow it whole until it finally exploded, splattering their guts across the pages of history for all of eternity..
In view of Mueller's lack of a Trump indictment, there are now calls for an investigation into Obama, Hillary and the dirty cops in the upper echelons of the FBI for creating this slushy impeachment avalanche with an assortment of fabricated evidence in the first place.
Butter the popcorn Mama, The Russian Bigfoot Meddler may still be on the loose somewhere and the mush-minded, social media nitwits may still be posting urgent photos of their pedicures on Facebook while fondling their crucial votes before the upcoming 2020 election, but the worm has turned.
Butter the popcorn, Mama. It's time to watch the Republicans humiliate themselves with their own brand of indignant self-righteousness.
Mueller's two-year investigation has concluded that His Hindness, the Donald, did not collude with Russia during the 2016 campaign in spite of the Democratic Party's 24/7, hysterical insistence that Trump and Putin were dirty-dancing partners.
Not having a dancer, much less, a prancer in this maggot race since I consider both Trump and Hillary to be two shit-bum turd squeaks spilling forth from the same sewer overflow as Barack Obama and George W. Bush, it has been amusing to watch the fake-news bimbos and the Democratic Party pull the pin from their own hand grenade and then swallow it whole until it finally exploded, splattering their guts across the pages of history for all of eternity..
In view of Mueller's lack of a Trump indictment, there are now calls for an investigation into Obama, Hillary and the dirty cops in the upper echelons of the FBI for creating this slushy impeachment avalanche with an assortment of fabricated evidence in the first place.
Butter the popcorn Mama, The Russian Bigfoot Meddler may still be on the loose somewhere and the mush-minded, social media nitwits may still be posting urgent photos of their pedicures on Facebook while fondling their crucial votes before the upcoming 2020 election, but the worm has turned.
Butter the popcorn, Mama. It's time to watch the Republicans humiliate themselves with their own brand of indignant self-righteousness.
February 20, 2019
Yes, Virginia, there really is...
Ever since the insatiable demands of the 24/7 news feed strangled honest journalism about twenty years ago, the media shills have been trying to fill the void and feed the beast by duping the public into believing that opinion is news.
Regardless of whether you are on the right or the left, opinion is not news.
Opinion is fake news.
Yes, Virginia, there really is fake news. And a lot of it.
Regardless of whether you are on the right or the left, opinion is not news.
Opinion is fake news.
Yes, Virginia, there really is fake news. And a lot of it.
January 18, 2019
The Squatting President
In spite of what his critics are now saying, this President is not one to sit on his laurels.
Apparently, his starring role alongside George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in that long-running historical comedy for all seasons, "The Four Turd Squeaks of the American Apocalypse," was not enough of this ego monster.
With his astute eye always on future boob tube ratings, His Hindness is now starring in a sequel, a very kinky ménage à trois pissing match along with Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Although this masterpiece promises to be a real "wicked pissah," the usual "media hystericals" are already complaining that The President is merely squatting while the ladies are standing.
Pssssst...... We warned you that this was very kinky.
Apparently, his starring role alongside George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in that long-running historical comedy for all seasons, "The Four Turd Squeaks of the American Apocalypse," was not enough of this ego monster.
With his astute eye always on future boob tube ratings, His Hindness is now starring in a sequel, a very kinky ménage à trois pissing match along with Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Although this masterpiece promises to be a real "wicked pissah," the usual "media hystericals" are already complaining that The President is merely squatting while the ladies are standing.
Pssssst...... We warned you that this was very kinky.
December 21, 2018
This Does Not Jive, Brother!
His Hindness, The Donald, is pulling US military forces out of Syria while reducing troop strength in Afghanistan by half. This is going to confound a lot of already bewildered people, including some of the dead.
John McCain, that not-so-brilliant military strategist who graduated last in his class at the Naval Academy, is rolling over in his recently sanctified grave.
There were never two earthly co-ordinates where Senator McVoid did not think the US should project its military might even though he probably could not find those points on a map without some generous assistance.
Among the other people His Hindness has totally confused are the PMS hystericals screeching from their "celebrity" perches on the 24/7 media.
What is Quack Quack up to with this draw down, they wonder? The hystericals have always presented this historical turd squeak as a threat to world peace. This does not jive, brother. This does not jive.
While the PMS media hystericals are picking their noses over this unexpected conundrum, the PC academics are scratching their butts. They never had any use for either the military or His Hindness. This does not jive, brother!
Well, okay, the academics were already scratching their butts long before any of this happened, devising new ways of lowering American education standards by pledging allegiance to the latest mantras issued forth by the PC Holy Augurs from their lofty palaces in the sequestered aurora borealis of soft, pink pansies.
Maybe President Quack Quack wants everyone to be as confused as he is? Is this historical turd squeak really that diabolical? No, this does not jive, brother. Quack Quack just ain't that bright. We all know that.
Stay tuned and butter the popcorn as the media hystericals and the academic pajama bottoms cobble together an appropriate, anti-His Hindness response for their echo chambers to repeat 24/7 that will contradict all of their previous positions about the projection of American military force on God's green earth.
This should be fun.
Unlike the American boob tube, American hypocrisy doe not require canned laughter to make you smile at something that is really not that funny.
John McCain, that not-so-brilliant military strategist who graduated last in his class at the Naval Academy, is rolling over in his recently sanctified grave.
There were never two earthly co-ordinates where Senator McVoid did not think the US should project its military might even though he probably could not find those points on a map without some generous assistance.
Among the other people His Hindness has totally confused are the PMS hystericals screeching from their "celebrity" perches on the 24/7 media.
What is Quack Quack up to with this draw down, they wonder? The hystericals have always presented this historical turd squeak as a threat to world peace. This does not jive, brother. This does not jive.
While the PMS media hystericals are picking their noses over this unexpected conundrum, the PC academics are scratching their butts. They never had any use for either the military or His Hindness. This does not jive, brother!
Well, okay, the academics were already scratching their butts long before any of this happened, devising new ways of lowering American education standards by pledging allegiance to the latest mantras issued forth by the PC Holy Augurs from their lofty palaces in the sequestered aurora borealis of soft, pink pansies.
Maybe President Quack Quack wants everyone to be as confused as he is? Is this historical turd squeak really that diabolical? No, this does not jive, brother. Quack Quack just ain't that bright. We all know that.
Stay tuned and butter the popcorn as the media hystericals and the academic pajama bottoms cobble together an appropriate, anti-His Hindness response for their echo chambers to repeat 24/7 that will contradict all of their previous positions about the projection of American military force on God's green earth.
This should be fun.
Unlike the American boob tube, American hypocrisy doe not require canned laughter to make you smile at something that is really not that funny.
December 11, 2018
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Whether it is "Gone With The Wind" or "Baby, It's Cold Outside," historical context is always a point of detachment with fascists, no matter if they are storm troopers or social media turd-squeaks.
Not to worry. In the end, history will spit out the censor's tyranny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPXd8...
Not to worry. In the end, history will spit out the censor's tyranny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPXd8...
November 22, 2018
President Tweety Bird and the Art of the Self-Pardon
Las Vegas has a large Mormon population and last Sunday a LDS friend dropped by to tell me that I should inform the Pope to follow the Mormon example by suggesting a 10 day fast from social media for all women and children.
Maybe because Goodreads is my only social media, I ecumenically agreed that this was an absolutely brilliant idea to cleanse the soul of so much gibberish while at the same time wondering to myself, "why did they not include the men?" Okay, I already knew the answer to that one.
Still, this is truly worthy of serious consideration if it were expanded to include everyone from transgenders to Arctic dwarfs.
However, I do not know the Pope. Otherwise, I would tell him a thing or two. But I do have an acquaintance with some very imposing credentials who is a bigwig at the Vatican Apostolic Library,
Popes come and go. I believe this man has served at least three of them. This is as close as I will ever get. When I see him next time, I will pass along this brilliant proposal that would give us Catholics more alternatives during the Lenten season.
Instead of red meat, poker and sugar babies, I could give up Goodreads.
Just kidding about those sugar babies. They are but a figment of my sugar daddy imagination.
No one is above the law nor above being the victim of a Trump tweet, but unfortunately, His Hindness claims to be a Presbyterian. I imagine that if the Presbyterians kicked up their heels to dance a jig along with this Mormon social media fast, The President would pardon himself faster than a Thanksgiving turkey.
Besides, if Mr. Tweety Bird fasted from social media during the Lenten season, America's hysterical 24/7 news media would have to survive without headlines until after Easter dinner. Just one more reason to support this Mormon bull.
Maybe because Goodreads is my only social media, I ecumenically agreed that this was an absolutely brilliant idea to cleanse the soul of so much gibberish while at the same time wondering to myself, "why did they not include the men?" Okay, I already knew the answer to that one.
Still, this is truly worthy of serious consideration if it were expanded to include everyone from transgenders to Arctic dwarfs.
However, I do not know the Pope. Otherwise, I would tell him a thing or two. But I do have an acquaintance with some very imposing credentials who is a bigwig at the Vatican Apostolic Library,
Popes come and go. I believe this man has served at least three of them. This is as close as I will ever get. When I see him next time, I will pass along this brilliant proposal that would give us Catholics more alternatives during the Lenten season.
Instead of red meat, poker and sugar babies, I could give up Goodreads.
Just kidding about those sugar babies. They are but a figment of my sugar daddy imagination.
No one is above the law nor above being the victim of a Trump tweet, but unfortunately, His Hindness claims to be a Presbyterian. I imagine that if the Presbyterians kicked up their heels to dance a jig along with this Mormon social media fast, The President would pardon himself faster than a Thanksgiving turkey.
Besides, if Mr. Tweety Bird fasted from social media during the Lenten season, America's hysterical 24/7 news media would have to survive without headlines until after Easter dinner. Just one more reason to support this Mormon bull.
November 21, 2018
“Toopid” Is As “Toopid” Does
In today’s featherweight tweet fight with His Hindness, The President, Chief Justice Roberts declared that, “We do not have Obama judges or Trump judges, Bush judges or Clinton judges.”
These judges are political appointees. Who does Roberts think he is kidding?
Does the Chief Justice think the American people are “toopid” or just gullible?
These judges are political appointees. Who does Roberts think he is kidding?
Does the Chief Justice think the American people are “toopid” or just gullible?
November 9, 2018
The Sanctimony of Political Opinion
Today is the 80th anniversary of Kristallnacht when an hysterical group of sanctimonious people attempted to dupe public opinion.
