David Gustafson's Blog: Bonjour Amigos!, page 3
February 16, 2022
The (American) Transgender Gap
Kristi Noem, the governor of South Dakota recently signed a bill into law forbidding transgenders from competing on female sports teams.
As every Wokey-Woke snowflake, pajama boy and transgender-bender knows, South Dakota is a deep, deep backwater of traditional family values.
The hard-working country-folks there only wish to raise their families like their parents and grandparents raised them. They are not the least bit shy about the fact that they want their daughters to grow up to be normal women and their sons to be normal men.
And yet, they have no problem if you want to be something different, but please, just keep it to yourself. Don’t force your minority sex-recipe upon the majority even though the mass-media creepers egg you on as though you were a tidal wave of righteousness. You are not.
The majority rules in a democracy. Right?
Which leads me to fiddle with the riddle of this piddling transgender-bender gap befuddling the national loss of common sense and offer up a solution.
Why not insist upon the obvious sexual equality of transgenders competing against transgenders?
Problem solved.
Thank you.
Next in line, please?
As every Wokey-Woke snowflake, pajama boy and transgender-bender knows, South Dakota is a deep, deep backwater of traditional family values.
The hard-working country-folks there only wish to raise their families like their parents and grandparents raised them. They are not the least bit shy about the fact that they want their daughters to grow up to be normal women and their sons to be normal men.
And yet, they have no problem if you want to be something different, but please, just keep it to yourself. Don’t force your minority sex-recipe upon the majority even though the mass-media creepers egg you on as though you were a tidal wave of righteousness. You are not.
The majority rules in a democracy. Right?
Which leads me to fiddle with the riddle of this piddling transgender-bender gap befuddling the national loss of common sense and offer up a solution.
Why not insist upon the obvious sexual equality of transgenders competing against transgenders?
Problem solved.
Thank you.
Next in line, please?
Neither/Nor Forevermore
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Neither Barack Obama nor Donald Trump
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Neither The New York Times nor the Epoch Times
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Neither CNN nor Fox News
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Neither Pajama Boys nor Proud Boys
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Neither Snowflakes nor Biker Bitches
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Neither Snoop Dogg nor ABBA
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Neither Bill Clinton nor Prince Andrew
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Neither Jesse Smollett nor Alec Baldwin
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Neither Mark Zuckerberg nor Jim Jones
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Neither Joe Biden nor Vladimir Putin
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Neither/Nor Forever More
Neither Barack Obama nor Donald Trump
.
Neither The New York Times nor the Epoch Times
.
Neither CNN nor Fox News
.
Neither Pajama Boys nor Proud Boys
.
Neither Snowflakes nor Biker Bitches
.
Neither Snoop Dogg nor ABBA
.
Neither Bill Clinton nor Prince Andrew
.
Neither Jesse Smollett nor Alec Baldwin
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Neither Mark Zuckerberg nor Jim Jones
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Neither Joe Biden nor Vladimir Putin
.
Neither/Nor Forever More
February 4, 2022
Song of the Orwellian Hemorrhoid A.K.A
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a.k.a. Mark Zuckerberg
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Without so much as a terse curse
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upon my greasy purse
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an adverse hearse
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refuses to reimburse
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the billion or so I used to nurse
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within the inverse virtuality of my mega Metaverse
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where I stick my head up my Holy obverse.
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Swell!
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Then enjoy your birds, bees and butterflies!
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Wallow in your spring, summer, fall and winter!
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See if I care, suckers!
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Cheers!
Sir Zuckie-Puckie
a.k.a. Mark Zuckerberg
.
Without so much as a terse curse
.
upon my greasy purse
.
an adverse hearse
.
refuses to reimburse
.
the billion or so I used to nurse
.
within the inverse virtuality of my mega Metaverse
.
where I stick my head up my Holy obverse.
.
Swell!
.
Then enjoy your birds, bees and butterflies!
.
Wallow in your spring, summer, fall and winter!
.
See if I care, suckers!
.
Cheers!
Sir Zuckie-Puckie
January 7, 2022
The Problem Is Not The Russians
The Ukraine? Kazakhstan? The problem is not Russia or the Russians. The problem is Putin. Get rid of Putin - problem solved!
December 13, 2021
Yuma, Arizona and America’s Missing Y Chromosome
Much to the dismay of Donald Trump, Yuma, Arizona’s mayor reports today that an emergency situation along his state’s border with Mexico has been eased with federal officials moving in additional personnel to process the desperate asylum seekers.
Perhaps someone should taunt the Trump-quackers by suggesting that the new arrivals will be rejuvenating America’s dwindling reserves of the Y chromosome that has been dangerously depleted by the drag-queens, lady boys, transgenders and IT pajama boys celebrated 24/7 by the media’s blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah blow jobbers?
Maybe the NYT, WaPo, CNN, NBC, ABC and the CBS Wokey-Woke Hoaxsters defending the nation against any sneak attack from tradition can convince their most holy of Holy Augurs, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama himself, to shine his bath house flashlight upon this snuggly enigma to further enrage the Big Blond Quacker hiding out in a mansion somewhere?
Stay tuned. Matters are easing along the border, but questions persist about America’s missing Y chromosome.
Perhaps someone should taunt the Trump-quackers by suggesting that the new arrivals will be rejuvenating America’s dwindling reserves of the Y chromosome that has been dangerously depleted by the drag-queens, lady boys, transgenders and IT pajama boys celebrated 24/7 by the media’s blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah blow jobbers?
Maybe the NYT, WaPo, CNN, NBC, ABC and the CBS Wokey-Woke Hoaxsters defending the nation against any sneak attack from tradition can convince their most holy of Holy Augurs, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama himself, to shine his bath house flashlight upon this snuggly enigma to further enrage the Big Blond Quacker hiding out in a mansion somewhere?
Stay tuned. Matters are easing along the border, but questions persist about America’s missing Y chromosome.
November 27, 2021
Stephen Sondheim
After making this world a much better place to live in with his music, composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim has left us at age 91.
Out of his brilliant legacy, I would choose “Send in the Clowns,” with its sophisticated, playful lyrics and haunting melody line as the best English language song of the 20th Century.
Thank you, Mr. Sondheim.
Out of his brilliant legacy, I would choose “Send in the Clowns,” with its sophisticated, playful lyrics and haunting melody line as the best English language song of the 20th Century.
Thank you, Mr. Sondheim.
June 3, 2021
Wake up, David! Wake up!
My eyes wander from the line of people patiently waiting in the morning sun for a table to open up in the outdoor cafe to the young woman seated at the table across from me.
Dappled by the fluttering shadows from the linden tree, she seems out of uniform in this day and age, wearing an elegantly restrained dress rather than the usual jeans and tee shirt. No tattoos. No body piercings. Just a simple gold necklace and a gentle smile coaxed forth from the book she is reading, Stefan Zweig’s “The World of Yesterday.”
Held in reserve on the table is a collection of Pablo Neruda’s poetry with a colorful assortment of bookmarks blossoming forth like flowers.
The young lady, and she is a lady and I very seldom use that word these days, gives Herr Zweig a moment’s rest to indulge in a thoughtful sip of coffee from her requested porcelain cup rather than one of those paper containers preferred by the surrounding customers fiddling with their “smart” phones rather than conversing with their table companions.
She sadly, no, sardonically shakes her head at the world she see around her this morning. A mischievous smirk teases her smile. I love ladies who smirk!
Then she notices me studying her.
Catching a glimpse of the book I have brought along for companionship, she stretches her elongated Nefertiti neck with that gold necklace for a glimpse of the title, the author and maybe, I am hoping, a glimpse of me.
Then that smirk becomes a brilliantly friendly smile! Our eyes meet...
“Wake up, David! Wake up!”
Oh well.
Dappled by the fluttering shadows from the linden tree, she seems out of uniform in this day and age, wearing an elegantly restrained dress rather than the usual jeans and tee shirt. No tattoos. No body piercings. Just a simple gold necklace and a gentle smile coaxed forth from the book she is reading, Stefan Zweig’s “The World of Yesterday.”
Held in reserve on the table is a collection of Pablo Neruda’s poetry with a colorful assortment of bookmarks blossoming forth like flowers.
The young lady, and she is a lady and I very seldom use that word these days, gives Herr Zweig a moment’s rest to indulge in a thoughtful sip of coffee from her requested porcelain cup rather than one of those paper containers preferred by the surrounding customers fiddling with their “smart” phones rather than conversing with their table companions.
She sadly, no, sardonically shakes her head at the world she see around her this morning. A mischievous smirk teases her smile. I love ladies who smirk!
Then she notices me studying her.
Catching a glimpse of the book I have brought along for companionship, she stretches her elongated Nefertiti neck with that gold necklace for a glimpse of the title, the author and maybe, I am hoping, a glimpse of me.
Then that smirk becomes a brilliantly friendly smile! Our eyes meet...
“Wake up, David! Wake up!”
Oh well.
May 22, 2021
Happy Birthday, Albrecht Dürer!
Albrecht Dürer was born on this day 550 years ago.
"The Great Piece of Turf" is just one of his minor masterpieces often overlooked by today's "celebrity" media that worships the likes of Banksy and Frida Kahlo.
http://www.rightreading.com/blog/art-...
"The Great Piece of Turf" is just one of his minor masterpieces often overlooked by today's "celebrity" media that worships the likes of Banksy and Frida Kahlo.
http://www.rightreading.com/blog/art-...
May 1, 2021
May First
The first of May! Today the working class that gets things done and makes life work marches in the streets around the world. This makes a non-Marxist skeptic wonder how long before those very vocal American entitlementarians have a day of their own to celebrate on the sofa? Just keep those checks coming, Uncle Sam.
March 26, 2021
The first-class Diego and the third-rate Frida Kahlo
The third-rate artist, Frida Kahlo, is one of the prime examples of the feeble-minded black hole where the American media plucks out its latest bitter slurp of gynocentric propaganda to feed its insatiable zombie consumers.
Most of the illiterate patrons of this 24/7 American schtick could not tell you much, if anything, about the first class artist who left behind a mind-boggling array of art and who also had a fling or two with Frida Kahlo, rescuing her and her complete lack of talent from total oblivion.
These snowflakes and pajama boys who prefer the negative infinity of the American cultural stink might even complain that people should avoid Diego Rivera altogether because he is a rather androcentric hombre.
Try taking that whine-ass complaint with you on your next visit down Mexico way, Amigos.
Most of the illiterate patrons of this 24/7 American schtick could not tell you much, if anything, about the first class artist who left behind a mind-boggling array of art and who also had a fling or two with Frida Kahlo, rescuing her and her complete lack of talent from total oblivion.
These snowflakes and pajama boys who prefer the negative infinity of the American cultural stink might even complain that people should avoid Diego Rivera altogether because he is a rather androcentric hombre.
Try taking that whine-ass complaint with you on your next visit down Mexico way, Amigos.
