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February 8, 2016
Bringing War Crimes Charges Against George W. Bush et al.
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As many as 500,000 Iraqis, including 120,000 non-combatants died as a result of the Iraq War.
4,491 American troops were killed. No one seriously asserts that even one of those poor soldiers died defending America's borders and the American people.
What would the world think if America itself were to file war crimes charges at The Hague against George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, General Tommy Franks, General Ray Odierno, and General David Petraeus?
Would the world marvel that the people, as in We the People, were actually back in charge of the American democracy?
Would future leaders be more careful about projecting American military power and risking human life?
As many as 500,000 Iraqis, including 120,000 non-combatants died as a result of the Iraq War.
4,491 American troops were killed. No one seriously asserts that even one of those poor soldiers died defending America's borders and the American people.
What would the world think if America itself were to file war crimes charges at The Hague against George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, General Tommy Franks, General Ray Odierno, and General David Petraeus?
Would the world marvel that the people, as in We the People, were actually back in charge of the American democracy?
Would future leaders be more careful about projecting American military power and risking human life?
February 6, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award #14
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Bonjour Amigos!
It is time again for The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where our erudite panel travels the globe seeking out cold-blooded, unrepentant perpetrators of hypocrisy.
BA is staying pretty close to home this week. Very close, in fact.
It is so hard not to pick the low hanging fruits of hypocrisy from the rotting tree of the American Presidential primaries.
In response to the $675,000 Goldman Sachs paid her for three speeches, Hillary Clinton shrugged, " That's what they offered."
She and her husband, Billy Willy, have earned more than 153 million dollars in paid speeches since 2001 for an average payday of $210,795 for each of the 729 speeches someone else probably wrote. Nice work if you working-class heros can get it.
And Donald Trump, who once quoted golfer Walter Hagen, "No one remembers who came in second," threatened to sue Ted Cruz over his Iowa victory. What could be more American than taking matters to the courtroom where lawyer scum line-up daily to go shopping for other people's money?
After almost 16 years of George Bush and Barack Obama, some Americans are seriously considering a fruitcake and a compulsive liar? Seriously? Seriously!
Few places on earth are better suited for solar power than right here in the Nevada desert. We have over three hundred days of sunshine per year, but Nevada Energy is lobbying to limit solar growth.
There is a 3% limit on how many residential customers can participate in net metering which allows solar owners to be credited for excess energy that they send back into the supply chain for future credit.
According to Nevada Public Utilities Commission, solar power net metering has not cost Nevada ratepayers a penny, but has saved them millions of dollars. In 2014 Nevada's solar industry saw a 146% growth in in jobs, but if NV Energy gets its way, all that will be threatened.
And who owns NV Energy? None other than one of the largest gangster contributors to Snoop Dogg Barry Obama's political franchise, that greasy-fingered oligarch of Omaha, Warren Buffet.
At the very last minute, WARREN BUFFET snatches the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award away from a mentally unstable billionaire and a compulsive liar.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
It is time for our weekly quiz Match That Quote where our discerning readers have three Affirmative Action chances to match our celebrity guest with his actual words.
Our celebrity guest this week is William Magear Tweed, most widely known in the States as Boss Tweed, the Big Mufti of Tammany Hall, the Democratic Party political machine that ran New York City and most of the state during the late 19th century.
1. Nothing sedates rationality like large doses of effortless money.
2. I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating.
3. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
Bonjour Amigos!
It is time again for The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where our erudite panel travels the globe seeking out cold-blooded, unrepentant perpetrators of hypocrisy.
BA is staying pretty close to home this week. Very close, in fact.
It is so hard not to pick the low hanging fruits of hypocrisy from the rotting tree of the American Presidential primaries.
In response to the $675,000 Goldman Sachs paid her for three speeches, Hillary Clinton shrugged, " That's what they offered."
She and her husband, Billy Willy, have earned more than 153 million dollars in paid speeches since 2001 for an average payday of $210,795 for each of the 729 speeches someone else probably wrote. Nice work if you working-class heros can get it.
And Donald Trump, who once quoted golfer Walter Hagen, "No one remembers who came in second," threatened to sue Ted Cruz over his Iowa victory. What could be more American than taking matters to the courtroom where lawyer scum line-up daily to go shopping for other people's money?
After almost 16 years of George Bush and Barack Obama, some Americans are seriously considering a fruitcake and a compulsive liar? Seriously? Seriously!
Few places on earth are better suited for solar power than right here in the Nevada desert. We have over three hundred days of sunshine per year, but Nevada Energy is lobbying to limit solar growth.
There is a 3% limit on how many residential customers can participate in net metering which allows solar owners to be credited for excess energy that they send back into the supply chain for future credit.
According to Nevada Public Utilities Commission, solar power net metering has not cost Nevada ratepayers a penny, but has saved them millions of dollars. In 2014 Nevada's solar industry saw a 146% growth in in jobs, but if NV Energy gets its way, all that will be threatened.
And who owns NV Energy? None other than one of the largest gangster contributors to Snoop Dogg Barry Obama's political franchise, that greasy-fingered oligarch of Omaha, Warren Buffet.
At the very last minute, WARREN BUFFET snatches the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award away from a mentally unstable billionaire and a compulsive liar.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
It is time for our weekly quiz Match That Quote where our discerning readers have three Affirmative Action chances to match our celebrity guest with his actual words.
Our celebrity guest this week is William Magear Tweed, most widely known in the States as Boss Tweed, the Big Mufti of Tammany Hall, the Democratic Party political machine that ran New York City and most of the state during the late 19th century.
1. Nothing sedates rationality like large doses of effortless money.
2. I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating.
3. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
February 2, 2016
Beyond New Hampshire
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Bonjour Amigos!
The voters are beginning to sort out the stinky laundry.
The most interesting nugget out of Iowa is that 69% of Hillary's support came from people over 65.
New Hampshire is much ado about nothing. Things will begin to happen at the South Carolina primaries on different dates later this month.
Bernie will trounce Hillary in N.H. and then face the well-oiled Democratic machinery and Hillary's vast army of faithful myrmidons in the media on February 27. Bernie will have to get over 40% of the vote or face early extinction. If he gets over 45% against the Democratic Party gangsters, Hillary is on her way out.
It will be interesting to see if Trump can garner over 35% of the vote in New Hampshire. If he does not, the Trumper Thumper Titanic is seriously listing.
Cruz and Rubio are not going away. If Trump does not break 35% with the conservative South Carolinians, he will probably stop wasting his time.
This narcissist, nut job, fruit cake's exit should be hilarious theater. The politically correct wanker whores at The New York Times, The Washington Post and CNN will be absolutely orgasmic with glee.
Stay tuned...
Bonjour Amigos!
The voters are beginning to sort out the stinky laundry.
The most interesting nugget out of Iowa is that 69% of Hillary's support came from people over 65.
New Hampshire is much ado about nothing. Things will begin to happen at the South Carolina primaries on different dates later this month.
Bernie will trounce Hillary in N.H. and then face the well-oiled Democratic machinery and Hillary's vast army of faithful myrmidons in the media on February 27. Bernie will have to get over 40% of the vote or face early extinction. If he gets over 45% against the Democratic Party gangsters, Hillary is on her way out.
It will be interesting to see if Trump can garner over 35% of the vote in New Hampshire. If he does not, the Trumper Thumper Titanic is seriously listing.
Cruz and Rubio are not going away. If Trump does not break 35% with the conservative South Carolinians, he will probably stop wasting his time.
This narcissist, nut job, fruit cake's exit should be hilarious theater. The politically correct wanker whores at The New York Times, The Washington Post and CNN will be absolutely orgasmic with glee.
Stay tuned...
January 30, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week #13
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Bonjour Amigos!
It is time again for the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where our erudite panel of cynical experts scours the small plant earth in search of the week's most notable perpetrators of cold-blooded hypocrisy.
Afterwards, our readers are invited to partake in our exclusive weekly contest, Match That Quote.
We got an urge for a little tiramisu so we began our journey in Italy, but we ended up with a great big big slice of cultural submission instead.
Look the other way, Michelangelo! Naked statues at a Rome museum where Iranian President Hassan Rouhani was visiting, were covered-up so as not to offend his Islamic sensibilities.
Maybe when the King of Saudi Arabia or the Grand Mufti visits, Italy will have to ban women drivers from the streets of Rome? After all, what has been seen can never be unseen.
Next we thought we would try our luck with some yummy smoked mackerel so we returned to Sweden, "hello, it's me again," where freedom of speech is slowly being strangled to death by the politically correct toadies in government and the media.
It turns out that the police covered-up over 5,000 criminal incidents committed since October by recent immigrants from the Middle East including assault, robbery, rape and arson, stuffing them under the code name R291 and keeping it from the public. Like the previous "We are Sthlm" police cover-up, this is not about playing into the hands of the right wing. The cops are afraid of offending their masters in the government who, in a delirium of ego-altruism, opened the doors of Sweden to about 180,000 new arrivals who brought with them their fanatical belief in second class status for every woman on the face if the earth.
How about some Chesapeake oyster stew? We are in Washington D.C.
Everyday we thank God that He chose not to make us a corporate fruit fly or a government fruit fly. We live in a utilitarian fantasy world that admires farmers, vintners, pipe fitters, carpenters, electricians, steel workers, truck drivers, health care workers, hospice caretakers, bartenders, artists and beekeepers, especially beekeepers. We suffer from bee hive envy.
So here were are in D.C. one of the greatest fruit fly capitals of the world where they are recovering from a massive snow storm.
Tuesday, Senator Lisa Murkowski looked around the Senate floor and noticed that the only people in attendance were females. Not one single male! Quick Allah, run for the doors!
Yes, not one male made it in to work after the plows cleared the roads.
Well, the oysters were indeed succulent even though "the government of the people, by the people and for the people" sucks big-time.
The indigenous Saamis of northern Scandinavia are said to have over 300 words relating to snow and ice conditions. Bonjour Amigos wonders how a Saami wordsmith might combine heavy snowfall with overpaid, entitled, elected-as- a- public-servant, lazy-ass male government fruit fly?
As our readers already know, Bonjour Amigos considers Donald Trump to be a mentally unstable buffoon, however…however, the New York Times, the most influential of the many politically correct tabloids in America, reported that union leaders are anxious that storm trooper Trumper Thumper and his populist positions may draw an unusually large number of union voters in the general election.
Like the resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet, the NYT toadies do not hear their very own words. They do not hear the blaring headline, "Union Leaders Try to Suppress Labor Vote in Free Election!"
Toady whore labor leaders are the winner of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award!
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Time for our weekly contest Match That Quote where all of you multi-culti Peeps have only three chances to match our celebrity guest with his own words.
Our celebrity guest this week is a real labor organizer of international and historic proportions, Mr. Lech Walesa of Poland.
Lech is remembered as that lunch bucket carrying shipyard worker who, along with the Solidarnosc labor movement, helped bring down the dictatorship of the proletariat and with it, The Iron Curtain.
You only have three Affirmative Action chances to choose correctly. Use them wisely.
1. Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job.
2. The man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them, inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
3. Why did we do it all? To launch a new epoch, one without divisions. Without one shot, our generation was able to do it.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
Bonjour Amigos!
It is time again for the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where our erudite panel of cynical experts scours the small plant earth in search of the week's most notable perpetrators of cold-blooded hypocrisy.
Afterwards, our readers are invited to partake in our exclusive weekly contest, Match That Quote.
We got an urge for a little tiramisu so we began our journey in Italy, but we ended up with a great big big slice of cultural submission instead.
Look the other way, Michelangelo! Naked statues at a Rome museum where Iranian President Hassan Rouhani was visiting, were covered-up so as not to offend his Islamic sensibilities.
Maybe when the King of Saudi Arabia or the Grand Mufti visits, Italy will have to ban women drivers from the streets of Rome? After all, what has been seen can never be unseen.
Next we thought we would try our luck with some yummy smoked mackerel so we returned to Sweden, "hello, it's me again," where freedom of speech is slowly being strangled to death by the politically correct toadies in government and the media.
It turns out that the police covered-up over 5,000 criminal incidents committed since October by recent immigrants from the Middle East including assault, robbery, rape and arson, stuffing them under the code name R291 and keeping it from the public. Like the previous "We are Sthlm" police cover-up, this is not about playing into the hands of the right wing. The cops are afraid of offending their masters in the government who, in a delirium of ego-altruism, opened the doors of Sweden to about 180,000 new arrivals who brought with them their fanatical belief in second class status for every woman on the face if the earth.
How about some Chesapeake oyster stew? We are in Washington D.C.
Everyday we thank God that He chose not to make us a corporate fruit fly or a government fruit fly. We live in a utilitarian fantasy world that admires farmers, vintners, pipe fitters, carpenters, electricians, steel workers, truck drivers, health care workers, hospice caretakers, bartenders, artists and beekeepers, especially beekeepers. We suffer from bee hive envy.
So here were are in D.C. one of the greatest fruit fly capitals of the world where they are recovering from a massive snow storm.
Tuesday, Senator Lisa Murkowski looked around the Senate floor and noticed that the only people in attendance were females. Not one single male! Quick Allah, run for the doors!
Yes, not one male made it in to work after the plows cleared the roads.
Well, the oysters were indeed succulent even though "the government of the people, by the people and for the people" sucks big-time.
The indigenous Saamis of northern Scandinavia are said to have over 300 words relating to snow and ice conditions. Bonjour Amigos wonders how a Saami wordsmith might combine heavy snowfall with overpaid, entitled, elected-as- a- public-servant, lazy-ass male government fruit fly?
As our readers already know, Bonjour Amigos considers Donald Trump to be a mentally unstable buffoon, however…however, the New York Times, the most influential of the many politically correct tabloids in America, reported that union leaders are anxious that storm trooper Trumper Thumper and his populist positions may draw an unusually large number of union voters in the general election.
Like the resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet, the NYT toadies do not hear their very own words. They do not hear the blaring headline, "Union Leaders Try to Suppress Labor Vote in Free Election!"
Toady whore labor leaders are the winner of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award!
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Time for our weekly contest Match That Quote where all of you multi-culti Peeps have only three chances to match our celebrity guest with his own words.
Our celebrity guest this week is a real labor organizer of international and historic proportions, Mr. Lech Walesa of Poland.
Lech is remembered as that lunch bucket carrying shipyard worker who, along with the Solidarnosc labor movement, helped bring down the dictatorship of the proletariat and with it, The Iron Curtain.
You only have three Affirmative Action chances to choose correctly. Use them wisely.
1. Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job.
2. The man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them, inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
3. Why did we do it all? To launch a new epoch, one without divisions. Without one shot, our generation was able to do it.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
January 24, 2016
The Resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet
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The resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet were faced with a serious dilemma after their star pitcher, Foreign Minister Margot Wallström was taken out of the lineup over accusations of graft and corruption concerning her second home in Stockholm.
The Divine Miss Margot had been the newspaper's ace hurler, last week throwing out front page accusations against Israel of using "unjustifiable homicide" or deadly force, in response to Palestinian terrorists randomly attacking its citizens across the country.
The die hard anti-Semites retreated to their bunkers and finally emerged with a rather gentle article about a Bethlehem priest of unidentified denomination who is preaching non-violent opposition to Israel.
There is no problem with such an article that would normally be placed somewhere in the back sections.
http://www.svd.se/jag-skulle-inte-vil...
However…however… the resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet placed the article at the top of its online edition under the screaming headline, "The Blind Support for Israel Must Cease!"
Svenska Dagbladet is what it is, not what it used to be.
The resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet were faced with a serious dilemma after their star pitcher, Foreign Minister Margot Wallström was taken out of the lineup over accusations of graft and corruption concerning her second home in Stockholm.
The Divine Miss Margot had been the newspaper's ace hurler, last week throwing out front page accusations against Israel of using "unjustifiable homicide" or deadly force, in response to Palestinian terrorists randomly attacking its citizens across the country.
The die hard anti-Semites retreated to their bunkers and finally emerged with a rather gentle article about a Bethlehem priest of unidentified denomination who is preaching non-violent opposition to Israel.
There is no problem with such an article that would normally be placed somewhere in the back sections.
http://www.svd.se/jag-skulle-inte-vil...
However…however… the resident anti-Semites at Svenska Dagbladet placed the article at the top of its online edition under the screaming headline, "The Blind Support for Israel Must Cease!"
Svenska Dagbladet is what it is, not what it used to be.
January 23, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week#12
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 12th edition of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Awards where our team of experts scours the world in search of hypocrisy. Where anyone is eligible to win regardless of race, creed, color or political affiliation. There are no quotas here at BA.
We begin in Davos, Switzerland where the big dogs are gathering at the World Economic Forum. This year's theme is "Fourth Industrial Revolution" and executive chairman Klaus Schwab issued a double-speak statement that would make any White House Press Secretary slobber with envy.
On the one hand, Mr. Schwab said the rise of new technologies could lead to more trade and open new markets, which could help lift the world's poor. He then acknowledged that they could lead to greater unemployment, further widening the divide between the rich and the impoverished.
From Davos we travel to Saudi Arabia where the Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz Al-Sheikh issued a fatwa condemning the game of chess as the "work of satan." Equating chess with gambling, he said, "It makes the rich man poor and the poor man rich." Maybe the Big Mufti should be in Davos?
From Riyadh we fight the snowstorms and land in New England where scientists at Massachusetts Genreal Hospital are conducting research into poop pills. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
Researchers want to see if the bacteria from lean people may help the growing legions of disgusting fatsos slim down so they will begin testing "fecal transplants", or poop pills. The study is open for recruitment.
The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award goes to America's endemic culture of self-gratification that feels it can remedy any one of its very bad habits with the latest pill.
Antony van Leeuwenhoek would be proud of Mass General.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Welcome to our weekly contest of Match That Quote where all of you multi-culti Peeps have a quota of three chances to match our celebrity guest with his own words.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Anton van Leewenhoek!
1. That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
2. If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hair style.
3. A man has always to be busy with his thoughts if anything is to be accomplished.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 12th edition of the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Awards where our team of experts scours the world in search of hypocrisy. Where anyone is eligible to win regardless of race, creed, color or political affiliation. There are no quotas here at BA.
We begin in Davos, Switzerland where the big dogs are gathering at the World Economic Forum. This year's theme is "Fourth Industrial Revolution" and executive chairman Klaus Schwab issued a double-speak statement that would make any White House Press Secretary slobber with envy.
On the one hand, Mr. Schwab said the rise of new technologies could lead to more trade and open new markets, which could help lift the world's poor. He then acknowledged that they could lead to greater unemployment, further widening the divide between the rich and the impoverished.
From Davos we travel to Saudi Arabia where the Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdulaziz Al-Sheikh issued a fatwa condemning the game of chess as the "work of satan." Equating chess with gambling, he said, "It makes the rich man poor and the poor man rich." Maybe the Big Mufti should be in Davos?
From Riyadh we fight the snowstorms and land in New England where scientists at Massachusetts Genreal Hospital are conducting research into poop pills. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
Researchers want to see if the bacteria from lean people may help the growing legions of disgusting fatsos slim down so they will begin testing "fecal transplants", or poop pills. The study is open for recruitment.
The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award goes to America's endemic culture of self-gratification that feels it can remedy any one of its very bad habits with the latest pill.
Antony van Leeuwenhoek would be proud of Mass General.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Welcome to our weekly contest of Match That Quote where all of you multi-culti Peeps have a quota of three chances to match our celebrity guest with his own words.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Anton van Leewenhoek!
1. That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
2. If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hair style.
3. A man has always to be busy with his thoughts if anything is to be accomplished.
Until next week, Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis!
January 16, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week #11
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 11th edition of Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week!
It comes as no surprise to anyone that politicians and the politically correct toadies in the media consistently dominate the hypocrisy nominations. So let us don our waders and stick our toes into the polluted shallows where those two primordial species congregate, replicate, agitate, procrastinate, salivate, flagellate and fabricate. Fabrication being their specialty.
Let us begin with Swedish foreign minister Margot Wallström who has demanded an investigation into whether Israel is using "unjustifiable homicide" in defending itself from terrorists.
Unjustifiable homicide? Apparently, Wallström thinks Israelis do not have the same recourse to self defense as every other human being on the small planet earth. A diplomatic firestorm ensued when Benjamin Netanyahu accused Ms. Wallström of being an anti-semite and a supporter of terrorism.
ISIS, al-Qaeda and Recep Erdogan would never, ever accuse the Divine Miss Margot or anyone else in Swedish politics or the Swedish media of being an anti-semite.
Skimming across the Baltic from Sweden, we dock in Poland where the newly elected nationalists led by former prime minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski, have imposed increased censorship over the government owned media.
Apparently, the conservatives have completely forgotten about those working class heros, Lech Walesa and Solidarnosc who helped bring down the dictatorship of the proletariat.
That Stalinist dictatorship and all of its like-minded cousins were never a big fan of freedom of speech. It frightens them. Free speech terrifies bullies and all bullies are cowards. Like most hypocrites, the right wing Kaczynski is completely oblivious to the fact that he is the new Stalinist General Jaruzelski.
Please bear with us while we deftly tie this all together, but this brings us back to Sweden on our jet ski where it has just become public knowledge that the police were afraid to publicize last summer's massive sexual assaults during the "We are Sthlm" music festival because the assailants were "foreigners."
The cops made this delicate decision on their own claiming later that they did not want to play into the hands of the far right, but everyone knows the real truth.
The cops were afraid of offending their masters in the government who opened Sweden's doors just a few months ago to about 180,000 migrants seeking the most lucrative social benefits in Europe.
Tying it all together…the hypocrites in Poland and Sweden are the enemies of free speech and the enemies of free speech are the enemies of humanity everywhere. They belong to both the right and the left while insisting that they are different from one another.
Our hypocrisy team now crosses the Atlantic to crown the winners. Yes, winners! There are millions of them!
The Oscar nominations are in and salivating toadies everywhere are bitterly complaining because the nominations failed to recognize any minority actors.
Apparently, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did not get the politically correct memo about Affirmative Action.
Maybe Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, will mete out some minority nominations by Executive Order?
The Reverend Al Sharpton, one of the media's chosen race hustlers, is launching a boycott of the awards.
"Hello, Al? Where are you, Al? Anyone seen Al? How can we start this silly thing without Big Al?"
Following this Affirmative Action logic creeping like puss-oozing zombies over La-La Land, a merciless satirist might suggest that the same thought process would impose racial quotas on the winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics.
The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award goes to all of those Affirmative Action toadies who insist that harmony, perfection, equilibrium and maybe even perpetual motion can be achieved through racial quotas.
Sorry Big Al, human history has consistently been politically incorrect in sorting out human beings of all varieties by talent, ambition, hard work, effort and accomplishment rather than race.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Since Monday is a national holiday celebrating his great accomplishments, it is only appropriate that our celebrity guest on this week's Match That Quote should be Dr. Martin Luther King.
You have three Affirmative Action chances, only three Peeps, to match the civil rights champion with his own words from the choices below.
1. My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you will join me as we try to change it.
2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
3. It's very rare that I come to an event where I'm like the fifth-or-sixth most interesting person.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 11th edition of Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week!
It comes as no surprise to anyone that politicians and the politically correct toadies in the media consistently dominate the hypocrisy nominations. So let us don our waders and stick our toes into the polluted shallows where those two primordial species congregate, replicate, agitate, procrastinate, salivate, flagellate and fabricate. Fabrication being their specialty.
Let us begin with Swedish foreign minister Margot Wallström who has demanded an investigation into whether Israel is using "unjustifiable homicide" in defending itself from terrorists.
Unjustifiable homicide? Apparently, Wallström thinks Israelis do not have the same recourse to self defense as every other human being on the small planet earth. A diplomatic firestorm ensued when Benjamin Netanyahu accused Ms. Wallström of being an anti-semite and a supporter of terrorism.
ISIS, al-Qaeda and Recep Erdogan would never, ever accuse the Divine Miss Margot or anyone else in Swedish politics or the Swedish media of being an anti-semite.
Skimming across the Baltic from Sweden, we dock in Poland where the newly elected nationalists led by former prime minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski, have imposed increased censorship over the government owned media.
Apparently, the conservatives have completely forgotten about those working class heros, Lech Walesa and Solidarnosc who helped bring down the dictatorship of the proletariat.
That Stalinist dictatorship and all of its like-minded cousins were never a big fan of freedom of speech. It frightens them. Free speech terrifies bullies and all bullies are cowards. Like most hypocrites, the right wing Kaczynski is completely oblivious to the fact that he is the new Stalinist General Jaruzelski.
Please bear with us while we deftly tie this all together, but this brings us back to Sweden on our jet ski where it has just become public knowledge that the police were afraid to publicize last summer's massive sexual assaults during the "We are Sthlm" music festival because the assailants were "foreigners."
The cops made this delicate decision on their own claiming later that they did not want to play into the hands of the far right, but everyone knows the real truth.
The cops were afraid of offending their masters in the government who opened Sweden's doors just a few months ago to about 180,000 migrants seeking the most lucrative social benefits in Europe.
Tying it all together…the hypocrites in Poland and Sweden are the enemies of free speech and the enemies of free speech are the enemies of humanity everywhere. They belong to both the right and the left while insisting that they are different from one another.
Our hypocrisy team now crosses the Atlantic to crown the winners. Yes, winners! There are millions of them!
The Oscar nominations are in and salivating toadies everywhere are bitterly complaining because the nominations failed to recognize any minority actors.
Apparently, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did not get the politically correct memo about Affirmative Action.
Maybe Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, will mete out some minority nominations by Executive Order?
The Reverend Al Sharpton, one of the media's chosen race hustlers, is launching a boycott of the awards.
"Hello, Al? Where are you, Al? Anyone seen Al? How can we start this silly thing without Big Al?"
Following this Affirmative Action logic creeping like puss-oozing zombies over La-La Land, a merciless satirist might suggest that the same thought process would impose racial quotas on the winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics.
The Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award goes to all of those Affirmative Action toadies who insist that harmony, perfection, equilibrium and maybe even perpetual motion can be achieved through racial quotas.
Sorry Big Al, human history has consistently been politically incorrect in sorting out human beings of all varieties by talent, ambition, hard work, effort and accomplishment rather than race.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
Since Monday is a national holiday celebrating his great accomplishments, it is only appropriate that our celebrity guest on this week's Match That Quote should be Dr. Martin Luther King.
You have three Affirmative Action chances, only three Peeps, to match the civil rights champion with his own words from the choices below.
1. My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you will join me as we try to change it.
2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
3. It's very rare that I come to an event where I'm like the fifth-or-sixth most interesting person.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis
January 12, 2016
A Lonely Death in Sweden
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In conjunction with the massive New Year's sexual assault in Cologne, Germany, reports are just being pried loose that Swedish police failed to publicize widespread sexual assaults during the "We are Sthlm" music festival last summer because the attackers were "foreigners."
Thankfully, you are not living under Swedish censorship so feel free to fill in those quotation marks with the first ethnic group that comes to mind.
Dagens Nyheter cited police officials as saying they are reluctant to speak publicly about crimes linked to migrants for fear of playing into the hands of the far right. Are they not really afraid of crossing the officially approved party line and offending the politically correct toadies in government and the media who have opened Sweden's front door to migrants in search of Europe's most lucrative social benefits? These toadies are as vicious and unrelenting in their retribution as Nazi or Stalinist apparatchiks.
Freedom of speech is dying a lonely death in Sweden when even the cops are afraid of the toadies.
When free speech dies the truth is buried with it.
In conjunction with the massive New Year's sexual assault in Cologne, Germany, reports are just being pried loose that Swedish police failed to publicize widespread sexual assaults during the "We are Sthlm" music festival last summer because the attackers were "foreigners."
Thankfully, you are not living under Swedish censorship so feel free to fill in those quotation marks with the first ethnic group that comes to mind.
Dagens Nyheter cited police officials as saying they are reluctant to speak publicly about crimes linked to migrants for fear of playing into the hands of the far right. Are they not really afraid of crossing the officially approved party line and offending the politically correct toadies in government and the media who have opened Sweden's front door to migrants in search of Europe's most lucrative social benefits? These toadies are as vicious and unrelenting in their retribution as Nazi or Stalinist apparatchiks.
Freedom of speech is dying a lonely death in Sweden when even the cops are afraid of the toadies.
When free speech dies the truth is buried with it.
January 8, 2016
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week #10
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 10th edition of our Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we scour the small planet earth for a winner among its 7.5 billion inhabitants.
We begin our search close to home, very close to home.
$188,000 or so will get you $10,000 in Vegas these days. One of the $10,000 bills that came from the old Binion Casino display of a $1,000,000 in cash has come on the market. There are only about 250 existing examples of the largest denomination ever issued. Bidding will end Friday afternoon and $188,000 is the current bid so pony up!
Although walking away with 5% of your starting bankroll might be less than average by Vegas standards, looking up and down at the shimmering lights of the Strip I have yet to discover one, not one, casino named after a Walter Mitty gambler who won it big.
Where is the hypocrisy, you ask?
With me. I am the hypocrite here, because quite frankly, if I had six-figures of disposable income, I would put in a bid for this beauty. I was a budding numismatist once. As a ten-year-old kid, I built up a magnificent, perfectly complete penny collection by trading away my brother's arrowhead collection while he was visiting Grandma for the summer. John still gets very angry over that one.
From Vegas we travel to Germany and a refreshing, invigorating sip of a Weihenstephaner lager. Looking up from our favorite brew, we notice that the politically correct toady whores in the media know no boundaries.
Outside the Cologne train station on New Year's Eve, about a thousand young men between the ages of 15 and 35, described as being from the Middle East and North Africa. celebrated by setting off fireworks. Then they stepped up the party a notch by surrounding the young women in the area, enclosing them in a circle where they proceeded to systematically rob and grope them.
Over 90 women filed complaints of sexual attacks and robbery. At least one woman claims she was raped.
The politically correct toadies in the German media franticly circled their Mereceds to do some damage control and synchronize the party line that they would blast out over the Deutche airwaves. And who are the toadies blaming?
Not those genteel asylum seekers bringing with them a culture that denigrates every woman, including their mothers, to second-class status, but the Cologne police.
Not stopping with the cops, Cologne's mayor also suggested that the women themselves were provocateurs stating that it is a woman's responsibility to stay at least an arm's length out of reach from foreign men.
From the wide-eyed and enthusiastic multiculturalists wrapping velcro bear hugs around their newly beloved Islamic brethren who are in fact diehard (very diehard) monoculturalists, we reluctantly peels ourselves away from all of the excitement to move on and crown this week's hypocrisy winner back in the States.
We doubt very much that Barack Obama's executive orders on gun control are going to have much of an effect on gun violence in America, whether it be the epidemic of mass shootings or the daily black-on-black murders in Chicago, a city with very strict gun controls that Dear Leader never comments on for some reason.
We are taking issue issue with the wing nut, gun nuts. If we follow the logic that the winger-dingers have wrapped around The Second Amendment right to bear arms, every citizen would be entitled to carry his own Stinger missile, park an Abrams tank in the drive or cook-up their favorite recipe for a biochemical weapon as long as it was brewed in the name of self-defense.
Come now, wing nuts! This is the 21st century. The Redcoats went home a long time ago and the Indians need you to stay healthy and drop a few bucks (greenbacks, not the antlered variety) at their casinos.
Let Snoop Dogg Barry break his silence and clean up his loyal base in Chicago that seems hell bent on shooting holes in the neighborhood. That might be funnier than you think.
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week are the millions of paranoid, right wing, wing nuts who believe a social contract guaranteeing guns for everyone is healthier for American children than vaccinations.
The Second Amendment Winger-Dingers are the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week and they are indeed, real winners!
We know, we know, you are going to accuse Bonjour Amigos of being racist because the winger-dingers in their Walmart camouflage are all white boys. Yes, you are. We know your kind.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
It is only appropriate that this week's celebrity guest on Match That Quote be a good old white boy so Elvis, whose birthday is today, dropped by to have a few choice words with you, our readers.
You know the rules by now, in the name of multiculturalism, you have three, only three, chances to choose the correct quote from the King.
Choose carefully multiculti-peeps!
1. Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
2. I've now been in 57 states - I think one left to go.
3. I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 10th edition of our Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we scour the small planet earth for a winner among its 7.5 billion inhabitants.
We begin our search close to home, very close to home.
$188,000 or so will get you $10,000 in Vegas these days. One of the $10,000 bills that came from the old Binion Casino display of a $1,000,000 in cash has come on the market. There are only about 250 existing examples of the largest denomination ever issued. Bidding will end Friday afternoon and $188,000 is the current bid so pony up!
Although walking away with 5% of your starting bankroll might be less than average by Vegas standards, looking up and down at the shimmering lights of the Strip I have yet to discover one, not one, casino named after a Walter Mitty gambler who won it big.
Where is the hypocrisy, you ask?
With me. I am the hypocrite here, because quite frankly, if I had six-figures of disposable income, I would put in a bid for this beauty. I was a budding numismatist once. As a ten-year-old kid, I built up a magnificent, perfectly complete penny collection by trading away my brother's arrowhead collection while he was visiting Grandma for the summer. John still gets very angry over that one.
From Vegas we travel to Germany and a refreshing, invigorating sip of a Weihenstephaner lager. Looking up from our favorite brew, we notice that the politically correct toady whores in the media know no boundaries.
Outside the Cologne train station on New Year's Eve, about a thousand young men between the ages of 15 and 35, described as being from the Middle East and North Africa. celebrated by setting off fireworks. Then they stepped up the party a notch by surrounding the young women in the area, enclosing them in a circle where they proceeded to systematically rob and grope them.
Over 90 women filed complaints of sexual attacks and robbery. At least one woman claims she was raped.
The politically correct toadies in the German media franticly circled their Mereceds to do some damage control and synchronize the party line that they would blast out over the Deutche airwaves. And who are the toadies blaming?
Not those genteel asylum seekers bringing with them a culture that denigrates every woman, including their mothers, to second-class status, but the Cologne police.
Not stopping with the cops, Cologne's mayor also suggested that the women themselves were provocateurs stating that it is a woman's responsibility to stay at least an arm's length out of reach from foreign men.
From the wide-eyed and enthusiastic multiculturalists wrapping velcro bear hugs around their newly beloved Islamic brethren who are in fact diehard (very diehard) monoculturalists, we reluctantly peels ourselves away from all of the excitement to move on and crown this week's hypocrisy winner back in the States.
We doubt very much that Barack Obama's executive orders on gun control are going to have much of an effect on gun violence in America, whether it be the epidemic of mass shootings or the daily black-on-black murders in Chicago, a city with very strict gun controls that Dear Leader never comments on for some reason.
We are taking issue issue with the wing nut, gun nuts. If we follow the logic that the winger-dingers have wrapped around The Second Amendment right to bear arms, every citizen would be entitled to carry his own Stinger missile, park an Abrams tank in the drive or cook-up their favorite recipe for a biochemical weapon as long as it was brewed in the name of self-defense.
Come now, wing nuts! This is the 21st century. The Redcoats went home a long time ago and the Indians need you to stay healthy and drop a few bucks (greenbacks, not the antlered variety) at their casinos.
Let Snoop Dogg Barry break his silence and clean up his loyal base in Chicago that seems hell bent on shooting holes in the neighborhood. That might be funnier than you think.
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week are the millions of paranoid, right wing, wing nuts who believe a social contract guaranteeing guns for everyone is healthier for American children than vaccinations.
The Second Amendment Winger-Dingers are the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week and they are indeed, real winners!
We know, we know, you are going to accuse Bonjour Amigos of being racist because the winger-dingers in their Walmart camouflage are all white boys. Yes, you are. We know your kind.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
It is only appropriate that this week's celebrity guest on Match That Quote be a good old white boy so Elvis, whose birthday is today, dropped by to have a few choice words with you, our readers.
You know the rules by now, in the name of multiculturalism, you have three, only three, chances to choose the correct quote from the King.
Choose carefully multiculti-peeps!
1. Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
2. I've now been in 57 states - I think one left to go.
3. I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis
