Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week #10
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Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 10th edition of our Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we scour the small planet earth for a winner among its 7.5 billion inhabitants.
We begin our search close to home, very close to home.
$188,000 or so will get you $10,000 in Vegas these days. One of the $10,000 bills that came from the old Binion Casino display of a $1,000,000 in cash has come on the market. There are only about 250 existing examples of the largest denomination ever issued. Bidding will end Friday afternoon and $188,000 is the current bid so pony up!
Although walking away with 5% of your starting bankroll might be less than average by Vegas standards, looking up and down at the shimmering lights of the Strip I have yet to discover one, not one, casino named after a Walter Mitty gambler who won it big.
Where is the hypocrisy, you ask?
With me. I am the hypocrite here, because quite frankly, if I had six-figures of disposable income, I would put in a bid for this beauty. I was a budding numismatist once. As a ten-year-old kid, I built up a magnificent, perfectly complete penny collection by trading away my brother's arrowhead collection while he was visiting Grandma for the summer. John still gets very angry over that one.
From Vegas we travel to Germany and a refreshing, invigorating sip of a Weihenstephaner lager. Looking up from our favorite brew, we notice that the politically correct toady whores in the media know no boundaries.
Outside the Cologne train station on New Year's Eve, about a thousand young men between the ages of 15 and 35, described as being from the Middle East and North Africa. celebrated by setting off fireworks. Then they stepped up the party a notch by surrounding the young women in the area, enclosing them in a circle where they proceeded to systematically rob and grope them.
Over 90 women filed complaints of sexual attacks and robbery. At least one woman claims she was raped.
The politically correct toadies in the German media franticly circled their Mereceds to do some damage control and synchronize the party line that they would blast out over the Deutche airwaves. And who are the toadies blaming?
Not those genteel asylum seekers bringing with them a culture that denigrates every woman, including their mothers, to second-class status, but the Cologne police.
Not stopping with the cops, Cologne's mayor also suggested that the women themselves were provocateurs stating that it is a woman's responsibility to stay at least an arm's length out of reach from foreign men.
From the wide-eyed and enthusiastic multiculturalists wrapping velcro bear hugs around their newly beloved Islamic brethren who are in fact diehard (very diehard) monoculturalists, we reluctantly peels ourselves away from all of the excitement to move on and crown this week's hypocrisy winner back in the States.
We doubt very much that Barack Obama's executive orders on gun control are going to have much of an effect on gun violence in America, whether it be the epidemic of mass shootings or the daily black-on-black murders in Chicago, a city with very strict gun controls that Dear Leader never comments on for some reason.
We are taking issue issue with the wing nut, gun nuts. If we follow the logic that the winger-dingers have wrapped around The Second Amendment right to bear arms, every citizen would be entitled to carry his own Stinger missile, park an Abrams tank in the drive or cook-up their favorite recipe for a biochemical weapon as long as it was brewed in the name of self-defense.
Come now, wing nuts! This is the 21st century. The Redcoats went home a long time ago and the Indians need you to stay healthy and drop a few bucks (greenbacks, not the antlered variety) at their casinos.
Let Snoop Dogg Barry break his silence and clean up his loyal base in Chicago that seems hell bent on shooting holes in the neighborhood. That might be funnier than you think.
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week are the millions of paranoid, right wing, wing nuts who believe a social contract guaranteeing guns for everyone is healthier for American children than vaccinations.
The Second Amendment Winger-Dingers are the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week and they are indeed, real winners!
We know, we know, you are going to accuse Bonjour Amigos of being racist because the winger-dingers in their Walmart camouflage are all white boys. Yes, you are. We know your kind.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
It is only appropriate that this week's celebrity guest on Match That Quote be a good old white boy so Elvis, whose birthday is today, dropped by to have a few choice words with you, our readers.
You know the rules by now, in the name of multiculturalism, you have three, only three, chances to choose the correct quote from the King.
Choose carefully multiculti-peeps!
1. Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
2. I've now been in 57 states - I think one left to go.
3. I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis
Bonjour Amigos!
Welcome to the 10th edition of our Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week Award where we scour the small planet earth for a winner among its 7.5 billion inhabitants.
We begin our search close to home, very close to home.
$188,000 or so will get you $10,000 in Vegas these days. One of the $10,000 bills that came from the old Binion Casino display of a $1,000,000 in cash has come on the market. There are only about 250 existing examples of the largest denomination ever issued. Bidding will end Friday afternoon and $188,000 is the current bid so pony up!
Although walking away with 5% of your starting bankroll might be less than average by Vegas standards, looking up and down at the shimmering lights of the Strip I have yet to discover one, not one, casino named after a Walter Mitty gambler who won it big.
Where is the hypocrisy, you ask?
With me. I am the hypocrite here, because quite frankly, if I had six-figures of disposable income, I would put in a bid for this beauty. I was a budding numismatist once. As a ten-year-old kid, I built up a magnificent, perfectly complete penny collection by trading away my brother's arrowhead collection while he was visiting Grandma for the summer. John still gets very angry over that one.
From Vegas we travel to Germany and a refreshing, invigorating sip of a Weihenstephaner lager. Looking up from our favorite brew, we notice that the politically correct toady whores in the media know no boundaries.
Outside the Cologne train station on New Year's Eve, about a thousand young men between the ages of 15 and 35, described as being from the Middle East and North Africa. celebrated by setting off fireworks. Then they stepped up the party a notch by surrounding the young women in the area, enclosing them in a circle where they proceeded to systematically rob and grope them.
Over 90 women filed complaints of sexual attacks and robbery. At least one woman claims she was raped.
The politically correct toadies in the German media franticly circled their Mereceds to do some damage control and synchronize the party line that they would blast out over the Deutche airwaves. And who are the toadies blaming?
Not those genteel asylum seekers bringing with them a culture that denigrates every woman, including their mothers, to second-class status, but the Cologne police.
Not stopping with the cops, Cologne's mayor also suggested that the women themselves were provocateurs stating that it is a woman's responsibility to stay at least an arm's length out of reach from foreign men.
From the wide-eyed and enthusiastic multiculturalists wrapping velcro bear hugs around their newly beloved Islamic brethren who are in fact diehard (very diehard) monoculturalists, we reluctantly peels ourselves away from all of the excitement to move on and crown this week's hypocrisy winner back in the States.
We doubt very much that Barack Obama's executive orders on gun control are going to have much of an effect on gun violence in America, whether it be the epidemic of mass shootings or the daily black-on-black murders in Chicago, a city with very strict gun controls that Dear Leader never comments on for some reason.
We are taking issue issue with the wing nut, gun nuts. If we follow the logic that the winger-dingers have wrapped around The Second Amendment right to bear arms, every citizen would be entitled to carry his own Stinger missile, park an Abrams tank in the drive or cook-up their favorite recipe for a biochemical weapon as long as it was brewed in the name of self-defense.
Come now, wing nuts! This is the 21st century. The Redcoats went home a long time ago and the Indians need you to stay healthy and drop a few bucks (greenbacks, not the antlered variety) at their casinos.
Let Snoop Dogg Barry break his silence and clean up his loyal base in Chicago that seems hell bent on shooting holes in the neighborhood. That might be funnier than you think.
Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week are the millions of paranoid, right wing, wing nuts who believe a social contract guaranteeing guns for everyone is healthier for American children than vaccinations.
The Second Amendment Winger-Dingers are the Bonjour Amigos Hypocrite of the Week and they are indeed, real winners!
We know, we know, you are going to accuse Bonjour Amigos of being racist because the winger-dingers in their Walmart camouflage are all white boys. Yes, you are. We know your kind.
MATCH THAT QUOTE
It is only appropriate that this week's celebrity guest on Match That Quote be a good old white boy so Elvis, whose birthday is today, dropped by to have a few choice words with you, our readers.
You know the rules by now, in the name of multiculturalism, you have three, only three, chances to choose the correct quote from the King.
Choose carefully multiculti-peeps!
1. Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
2. I've now been in 57 states - I think one left to go.
3. I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Until next week Peeps!
Hasta Luego Mes Amis
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