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December 15, 2016
The Emulsifying Autopsy
It took the greater part of the last century for America's private capital and labor to sort out their respective differences and their respective rights.
For most of that century, the working class was the Democratic Party and the Democratic Party was the working class.
This election, the working class split in revulsion from the Democrats which had decided that the proletariat was passé and that its new mission in life was to stand as the Party of PC.
The Party of PC has yet to come to grips with its loss and the reason why it lost. It is still in shock. Its minions in the party and the media are blaming everything but themselves. Occasionally, they briefly mention the working class in passing, but they are busy fabricating other, more sinister alibis.
More sober minds are left imagining how badly Hilary Clinton would have lost had the Republicans put forth a more respectable candidate.
This election was a foretaste of just how far the Party of PC can go without the working class that adds value to all of the nation's goods and services.
It is rather unlikely that Donald Trump has the intelligence, foresight or political cunning to take advantage of this surprising emulsification of labor and private capital to fashion a lasting political base, but this leaves one wondering what will remain of the Democratic Party without the working class.
As the Party of PC it has no influence on the nation's economy and what is politics but economic consensus?
The autopsy will continue as a startled Frankenstein replaces the clueless ass-clown now sitting in the White House who is leaving behind a legacy of the most pathetic healthcare system in the industrialized world and a Middle East in flames.
However, we are certain that both the working class and the Party of PC would be more than happy to give the big-earred lad some credit for making historic strides in transgender restroom privileges.
For most of that century, the working class was the Democratic Party and the Democratic Party was the working class.
This election, the working class split in revulsion from the Democrats which had decided that the proletariat was passé and that its new mission in life was to stand as the Party of PC.
The Party of PC has yet to come to grips with its loss and the reason why it lost. It is still in shock. Its minions in the party and the media are blaming everything but themselves. Occasionally, they briefly mention the working class in passing, but they are busy fabricating other, more sinister alibis.
More sober minds are left imagining how badly Hilary Clinton would have lost had the Republicans put forth a more respectable candidate.
This election was a foretaste of just how far the Party of PC can go without the working class that adds value to all of the nation's goods and services.
It is rather unlikely that Donald Trump has the intelligence, foresight or political cunning to take advantage of this surprising emulsification of labor and private capital to fashion a lasting political base, but this leaves one wondering what will remain of the Democratic Party without the working class.
As the Party of PC it has no influence on the nation's economy and what is politics but economic consensus?
The autopsy will continue as a startled Frankenstein replaces the clueless ass-clown now sitting in the White House who is leaving behind a legacy of the most pathetic healthcare system in the industrialized world and a Middle East in flames.
However, we are certain that both the working class and the Party of PC would be more than happy to give the big-earred lad some credit for making historic strides in transgender restroom privileges.
December 11, 2016
Uncommon Common Ground
Believe it or not, the Republicans and Democrats have recently found some common ground.
They concur with one another that the American people have no right to know what the politicians are doing behind their backs.
Send in the clowns! The political monkey scum seem to believe that the citizens work for them, not the other way around.
That is what is causing all their fuss about alleged Russian hacking, not foreign interference, but open information.
Both parties have found some rather stinky ground well outside of the Constitution. They believe the American people who cut their paychecks should be kept in the dark.
Is it not rich that American citizens have to rely on foreign subterfuge to learn what should be public knowledge?
Being old-fashioned, believing that Congress and the White House are actually employed by the people and that they deserve unrelenting scrutiny because they are, after all, nothing more than political scum, we send a great big THANK YOU to whoever is doing this wonderful job of hacking to keep Americans informed of the nasty secrets festering in Washington's smoke-filled rooms!
They concur with one another that the American people have no right to know what the politicians are doing behind their backs.
Send in the clowns! The political monkey scum seem to believe that the citizens work for them, not the other way around.
That is what is causing all their fuss about alleged Russian hacking, not foreign interference, but open information.
Both parties have found some rather stinky ground well outside of the Constitution. They believe the American people who cut their paychecks should be kept in the dark.
Is it not rich that American citizens have to rely on foreign subterfuge to learn what should be public knowledge?
Being old-fashioned, believing that Congress and the White House are actually employed by the people and that they deserve unrelenting scrutiny because they are, after all, nothing more than political scum, we send a great big THANK YOU to whoever is doing this wonderful job of hacking to keep Americans informed of the nasty secrets festering in Washington's smoke-filled rooms!
December 6, 2016
Program for International Student Assessment
The 2015 results are in from the Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) from 35 OECD countries.
Americans, please keep that number 35 in your mind as we continue.
And one of the most pathetic losers is....bada bing, bada bang....you guessed it, the land of the free and the brave, America!
Yes, young grasshoppers, the grandchildren of those ambitious folks who landed a man on the moon way back in 1969, the coddled gamer-boy eunuchs and smart-phone nymphos from America's bubbled-wrapped suburbs, scored 20th in reading, 19th in science, and 31st in math.
Not one to rub it in, may I remind you of that unmerciful number, 35?
This is but further proof that after sixteen shameful years of Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama playing with matches and pissing their pants in the White House only to be replaced by the bat-shit crazy Mr. Trump Monkey, America is entering into its end times as a world icon.
You can amass all the bombers, tanks and rockets a dunderhead General may dream of, but how long can a dying empire maintain its apogee without any meaningful literature, music, poetry, theatre or cinema? The proof is in the PISA pudding, Whacky Bush Doodle, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama and Mr. Trump Monkey.
Americans, please keep that number 35 in your mind as we continue.
And one of the most pathetic losers is....bada bing, bada bang....you guessed it, the land of the free and the brave, America!
Yes, young grasshoppers, the grandchildren of those ambitious folks who landed a man on the moon way back in 1969, the coddled gamer-boy eunuchs and smart-phone nymphos from America's bubbled-wrapped suburbs, scored 20th in reading, 19th in science, and 31st in math.
Not one to rub it in, may I remind you of that unmerciful number, 35?
This is but further proof that after sixteen shameful years of Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama playing with matches and pissing their pants in the White House only to be replaced by the bat-shit crazy Mr. Trump Monkey, America is entering into its end times as a world icon.
You can amass all the bombers, tanks and rockets a dunderhead General may dream of, but how long can a dying empire maintain its apogee without any meaningful literature, music, poetry, theatre or cinema? The proof is in the PISA pudding, Whacky Bush Doodle, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama and Mr. Trump Monkey.
November 30, 2016
The Fois Gras Goose
European media is finally beginning to acknowledge that one of the components of rising populism is the working class objection to local jobs being exported by globalization.
Another component of angry populism is its objection to being force fed like a fois gras goose with the politically correct catechism preached from the pulpit everyday by the hysterical media and universities.
Should the PC media spank wankers stumble across this fundamental complaint, we doubt very much that they would report on it.
Unlike hypocrisy, integrity is not a component of their professional nature.
Another component of angry populism is its objection to being force fed like a fois gras goose with the politically correct catechism preached from the pulpit everyday by the hysterical media and universities.
Should the PC media spank wankers stumble across this fundamental complaint, we doubt very much that they would report on it.
Unlike hypocrisy, integrity is not a component of their professional nature.
November 24, 2016
The Curious Count
Reacting to "inside information," some computer geeksters are urging Pilloried Hillary to demand a recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.
Call us a cynic, but we doubt that these noble-minded geeksters forwarded any of their secrets to the FBI.
Why even bother to beg the question, why not?
They would rather play this out in the PC media where innuendo overrules discovery. Defeat is easier to bear when it is darkened by an everlasting cloud of doubt.
The Clinton campaign is not pressing the matter since Mr. Trump Monkey has apparently "pardoned" the Rejected Witch of the Hamptons from further criminal investigation for her "pay to play" policy that enriched the Clinton Foundation with hundreds of millions of dollars while she was sitting on her broomstick as Secretary of State.
Rather, the PC diehards are using the Green Party's Jill Stein, (about 2% of the vote) as a stalking horse to consummate their desires to overturn the electoral results.
That way, if the geeksters come up with egg on their faces, then the Trump Monkey will not get mad enough to throw Hillary back to that bloodthirsty mob that feels she belongs in the slammer.
Jill Stein has already received more than 2 million dollars in donations to defray the cost of a recount. Now where do you suppose that kind of money came from? Not from the Greens, baby. A recount does them no good whatsoever.
It would be hilarious if irregularities were actually discovered and Pilloried Hillary decided to challenge the election she has already conceded.
All hell would break loose in the PC media and those of us innocent bystanders who abstained from singing along with either one of these two shit-house maggots could celebrate their ensuing agony in word and song.
It would be even more hilarious if it were discovered that in the closing moments of the election, some of Hillary's minions were the actual culprits trying to snatch victory from the jaws of the impending defeat by cooking the vote their way.
Now that would be…priceless!
Call us a cynic, but we doubt that these noble-minded geeksters forwarded any of their secrets to the FBI.
Why even bother to beg the question, why not?
They would rather play this out in the PC media where innuendo overrules discovery. Defeat is easier to bear when it is darkened by an everlasting cloud of doubt.
The Clinton campaign is not pressing the matter since Mr. Trump Monkey has apparently "pardoned" the Rejected Witch of the Hamptons from further criminal investigation for her "pay to play" policy that enriched the Clinton Foundation with hundreds of millions of dollars while she was sitting on her broomstick as Secretary of State.
Rather, the PC diehards are using the Green Party's Jill Stein, (about 2% of the vote) as a stalking horse to consummate their desires to overturn the electoral results.
That way, if the geeksters come up with egg on their faces, then the Trump Monkey will not get mad enough to throw Hillary back to that bloodthirsty mob that feels she belongs in the slammer.
Jill Stein has already received more than 2 million dollars in donations to defray the cost of a recount. Now where do you suppose that kind of money came from? Not from the Greens, baby. A recount does them no good whatsoever.
It would be hilarious if irregularities were actually discovered and Pilloried Hillary decided to challenge the election she has already conceded.
All hell would break loose in the PC media and those of us innocent bystanders who abstained from singing along with either one of these two shit-house maggots could celebrate their ensuing agony in word and song.
It would be even more hilarious if it were discovered that in the closing moments of the election, some of Hillary's minions were the actual culprits trying to snatch victory from the jaws of the impending defeat by cooking the vote their way.
Now that would be…priceless!
November 18, 2016
In Praise of a Hero of Words - Ossietzky
In today's America of the most despicable, intellectually dishonest and morally bankrupt journalists, we are reminded today of a hero and the purpose of a free press in challenging the political class with Edward Snowden's acceptance of the Norwegian PEN award of the Ossietzky Prize.
You are already familiar with Snowden who revealed America's massive worldwide surveillance as well as its spying on American citizens in violation of their Fourth Amendment protections.
This is about Ossietzky. There are not many journalist like him. Certainly not in the United States of America.
In 1929, Carl von Ossietzky revealed that Germany was running a secret re-armament program in violation of the Treaty of Versailles. He was convicted of treason and imprisoned and then released by amnesty in 1932 only to be arrested once again on the morning after the Reichstag fire.
While in prison, he was awarded the 1936 Nobel Peace Prize.
Please feel free to compare Ossiestzky to the politically correct spank wankers at the NYT, WaPo, CNN, CBS, NBC and CNN who have been obediently butt-licking Snoop Dogg Barry Obama over the last eight years and protecting Pilloried Hillary during her entire political career.
Thank you, Herr Ossietzky
You are already familiar with Snowden who revealed America's massive worldwide surveillance as well as its spying on American citizens in violation of their Fourth Amendment protections.
This is about Ossietzky. There are not many journalist like him. Certainly not in the United States of America.
In 1929, Carl von Ossietzky revealed that Germany was running a secret re-armament program in violation of the Treaty of Versailles. He was convicted of treason and imprisoned and then released by amnesty in 1932 only to be arrested once again on the morning after the Reichstag fire.
While in prison, he was awarded the 1936 Nobel Peace Prize.
Please feel free to compare Ossiestzky to the politically correct spank wankers at the NYT, WaPo, CNN, CBS, NBC and CNN who have been obediently butt-licking Snoop Dogg Barry Obama over the last eight years and protecting Pilloried Hillary during her entire political career.
Thank you, Herr Ossietzky
November 17, 2016
The Kiss of the Spider Man
While bilking the American taxpayers out of yet another meaningless, multi-million dollar vacation before mercifully retiring to his modest, nine bedroom cottage on the outskirts of Washington, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama stopped by Berlin to endorse Angela Merkel's re-election.
This is the same spider man of dubious skills, whose only lasting legacy, besides transgender rest room privileges, was bequeathing Americans the most disgraceful healthcare system in the Western world.
This is that same Mr. Dubious Dude himself, who previously had personally instructed those arrogant, deaf and dumb Brits to reject the Brexit.
Don't those bastards ever listen to royalty anymore?
Good luck, Angela!
kiss, kiss, kiss
This is the same spider man of dubious skills, whose only lasting legacy, besides transgender rest room privileges, was bequeathing Americans the most disgraceful healthcare system in the Western world.
This is that same Mr. Dubious Dude himself, who previously had personally instructed those arrogant, deaf and dumb Brits to reject the Brexit.
Don't those bastards ever listen to royalty anymore?
Good luck, Angela!
kiss, kiss, kiss
November 15, 2016
Some Unintended Fun
Less than week after the final results of a very gruesome election, it has become readily apparent that there are some delightfully unintended consequences resulting from this disaster.
It is all about thin. Thin, thinner and thinnest.
This very thin-skinned, bat-shit crazy President-elect is facing a crazed army of thin-skinned, whiney-ass, politically correct, spank wanking millennials from the bubble-wrapped suburbs along with their thin-skinned allies in the hysterical PC media who are unloading broadside fusillades of spittle towards Trump with a furious hatred unseen since the days of those vengeful hacks from Völkischer Beobachter.
Every day is going to offer up a new and deliciously brittle collision between these two opposing scum monkeys.
Some of us more innocent outliers and steppenwolves are going to have some fun with this. We are going to have a lot of fun.
It is all about thin. Thin, thinner and thinnest.
This very thin-skinned, bat-shit crazy President-elect is facing a crazed army of thin-skinned, whiney-ass, politically correct, spank wanking millennials from the bubble-wrapped suburbs along with their thin-skinned allies in the hysterical PC media who are unloading broadside fusillades of spittle towards Trump with a furious hatred unseen since the days of those vengeful hacks from Völkischer Beobachter.
Every day is going to offer up a new and deliciously brittle collision between these two opposing scum monkeys.
Some of us more innocent outliers and steppenwolves are going to have some fun with this. We are going to have a lot of fun.
November 8, 2016
The Ugly, The Bad and The Good
The ugly news is that Charles Trumpy Manson will be America's next Dear Leader.
The bad news for us lazy satirists is that we will be deprived of lampooning Ma Barker's faithfully unfaithful Billy Willy Dilly with that Viagra erection protruding out of the middle of his forehead like a rhino horn.
The good news is, I am listening to the heads of tens of millions of politically correct spank wankers exploding across the media and the internet like rotten zits.
This is music to my ears since I despise the PC wankers more than I despise the political monkey scum.
The comment section of the New York Times is a virtual orgy of screaming PC hysteria. This makes me very, very happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJC-_...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5...
The bad news for us lazy satirists is that we will be deprived of lampooning Ma Barker's faithfully unfaithful Billy Willy Dilly with that Viagra erection protruding out of the middle of his forehead like a rhino horn.
The good news is, I am listening to the heads of tens of millions of politically correct spank wankers exploding across the media and the internet like rotten zits.
This is music to my ears since I despise the PC wankers more than I despise the political monkey scum.
The comment section of the New York Times is a virtual orgy of screaming PC hysteria. This makes me very, very happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJC-_...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5...
The GOOD News!!!
The good news, the really, really good news is that Snoop Dogg Barry Obama will no longer be President after January 20.
The bad news, the really, really bad news is that yet another low life, scum monkey will take his place for the next four years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRu8...
The bad news, the really, really bad news is that yet another low life, scum monkey will take his place for the next four years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRu8...
