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August 27, 2016
Hello Dolly
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"I don't know where they're going to land, but I think they're both nuts..."
Now, who do you suppose Dolly Parton was talking about?
Besides being a legendary country singer, Dolly is also a songwriter who penned the classic, "I Will Always Love You."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJVn0...
"I don't know where they're going to land, but I think they're both nuts..."
Now, who do you suppose Dolly Parton was talking about?
Besides being a legendary country singer, Dolly is also a songwriter who penned the classic, "I Will Always Love You."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJVn0...
August 26, 2016
Oh, Those Little Mud Nuggets
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Hillary and Trump have just gone nuclear.
They unleashed the most powerful weapon known to the politically correct spank-wankers guarding the holy media. They dropped the million megaton, scarlet R!
RACISM!
And believe it or not, a little bit of truth actually squished out from between both of those ugly, deceitful mud wrestlers.
Hillary accused Trump of being a racist and taking hate mainstream.
Trump accused Hillary of defending the failed Democratic policies that have created the ghetto welfare state that keeps blacks in a state of perpetual dependency in exchange for their votes and then painting decent Americans who oppose her and those policies as being racist.
What is the fall-out from this radioactive spit attack and counter-attack? What is the effect of these two, tiny mud nuggets of truth spewing out from this volcano that Trump and Hillary are bathing in?
Never- ending suffering for all those trumpeting Trumpers according the the PC pimps and wankers. Once they have branded someone with the dreaded scarlet R, life as we know it is over.
And what about the Hillaryites and their two-faced welfare policies that have exploited black voters for three generations?
Well, the politically correct spanking wankers at the NYT, WaPo and CNN would rather we not speak of such unpleasant matters.
And mankind? Mankind will survive this with a little humorous disdain.
Our disdainful contribution goes to Samuel Johnson's "Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels," being chased out of town by, "Accusations of racism are the last refuge of political scum and their politically correct spank-wankers."
You are welcome.
Hillary and Trump have just gone nuclear.
They unleashed the most powerful weapon known to the politically correct spank-wankers guarding the holy media. They dropped the million megaton, scarlet R!
RACISM!
And believe it or not, a little bit of truth actually squished out from between both of those ugly, deceitful mud wrestlers.
Hillary accused Trump of being a racist and taking hate mainstream.
Trump accused Hillary of defending the failed Democratic policies that have created the ghetto welfare state that keeps blacks in a state of perpetual dependency in exchange for their votes and then painting decent Americans who oppose her and those policies as being racist.
What is the fall-out from this radioactive spit attack and counter-attack? What is the effect of these two, tiny mud nuggets of truth spewing out from this volcano that Trump and Hillary are bathing in?
Never- ending suffering for all those trumpeting Trumpers according the the PC pimps and wankers. Once they have branded someone with the dreaded scarlet R, life as we know it is over.
And what about the Hillaryites and their two-faced welfare policies that have exploited black voters for three generations?
Well, the politically correct spanking wankers at the NYT, WaPo and CNN would rather we not speak of such unpleasant matters.
And mankind? Mankind will survive this with a little humorous disdain.
Our disdainful contribution goes to Samuel Johnson's "Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels," being chased out of town by, "Accusations of racism are the last refuge of political scum and their politically correct spank-wankers."
You are welcome.
August 25, 2016
The Banality of Celebrity
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If you live in a small town, everyone knows whether you take cream or sugar in your coffee as well as the names of your last two or three girl friends.
And you know who are the best carpenters, electricians and plumbers to call on in an emergency.
You have decent doctors and dentists because mediocre doctors and dentists have to hide themselves in the big cities where neighborhoods are disconnected from word-of-mouth.
Small towns are the last surviving enclaves where kindness, wisdom and decency are respected and every person is a known quantity with a measurable reputation.
However, most of us live surrounded by the noisy world of celebrity. Celebrity has nothing to do with kindness, wisdom or decency. It may have very little to do with personal accomplishment.
It has everything to do with media face time. Once you have established yourself with some sort of face time with either the electronic or social medias, you never have to go looking for a job as an honest carpenter, electrician or plumber in order to support yourself and your family. You have media equity. You are a commodity media tongue waggers can wag about 24/7. You get paid for interviews. Advertisers want to cash-in on your name. You can name a price for your influence.
The easiest way to establish some face time is as a boob tube actor or movie star. The next easiest way is to be a very successful entrepreneur or a criminal. Sometimes it is difficult to decipher the difference between the last two groups but this only goes to prove the old Hollywood axiom that there is no such thing as bad publicity.
The path to Americans politics is paved with celebrity. This is a perfect fit since celebrity and politics have so very little to do with kindness, wisdom or decency. You can be a nut job, fruit cake egotist or an influence-peddling, dishonest, compulsive liar with a feebly unfaithful husband as long as you have celebrity.
However, you must have a nice smile.
In American, one of the absolute prerequisites to being a successful politician is to have a perfectly gleaming, toothy smile. Both of those drooling shit-for-brains, piss-flower imbeciles, George W. Bush and Barack Hussein Obama, have very nice smiles.
Many European politicians need some dental worked and they would never succeed in American politics because Americans will vote for style over substance every time.
This may help explain why America has not enjoyed a President of substance for over half-a-century.
We will give the tragic John Kennedy a merciful pass and declare Dwight Eisenhower as being America's last big boy President who carried himself with kindness, wisdom and decency in spite of his perfect smile.
Since then, it has been a celebrity cat walk of dishonest, shit-for-brains piss flowers poking their heads out of every corner of the White House flower beds for the latest photo-op.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton come out of the exact same seed catalogue that gave humanity those two bunglenutz boyz of scant accomplishment in the world of grown-ups, Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama.
Get ready for another four years of the evil banality of celebrity - American style.
If you live in a small town, everyone knows whether you take cream or sugar in your coffee as well as the names of your last two or three girl friends.
And you know who are the best carpenters, electricians and plumbers to call on in an emergency.
You have decent doctors and dentists because mediocre doctors and dentists have to hide themselves in the big cities where neighborhoods are disconnected from word-of-mouth.
Small towns are the last surviving enclaves where kindness, wisdom and decency are respected and every person is a known quantity with a measurable reputation.
However, most of us live surrounded by the noisy world of celebrity. Celebrity has nothing to do with kindness, wisdom or decency. It may have very little to do with personal accomplishment.
It has everything to do with media face time. Once you have established yourself with some sort of face time with either the electronic or social medias, you never have to go looking for a job as an honest carpenter, electrician or plumber in order to support yourself and your family. You have media equity. You are a commodity media tongue waggers can wag about 24/7. You get paid for interviews. Advertisers want to cash-in on your name. You can name a price for your influence.
The easiest way to establish some face time is as a boob tube actor or movie star. The next easiest way is to be a very successful entrepreneur or a criminal. Sometimes it is difficult to decipher the difference between the last two groups but this only goes to prove the old Hollywood axiom that there is no such thing as bad publicity.
The path to Americans politics is paved with celebrity. This is a perfect fit since celebrity and politics have so very little to do with kindness, wisdom or decency. You can be a nut job, fruit cake egotist or an influence-peddling, dishonest, compulsive liar with a feebly unfaithful husband as long as you have celebrity.
However, you must have a nice smile.
In American, one of the absolute prerequisites to being a successful politician is to have a perfectly gleaming, toothy smile. Both of those drooling shit-for-brains, piss-flower imbeciles, George W. Bush and Barack Hussein Obama, have very nice smiles.
Many European politicians need some dental worked and they would never succeed in American politics because Americans will vote for style over substance every time.
This may help explain why America has not enjoyed a President of substance for over half-a-century.
We will give the tragic John Kennedy a merciful pass and declare Dwight Eisenhower as being America's last big boy President who carried himself with kindness, wisdom and decency in spite of his perfect smile.
Since then, it has been a celebrity cat walk of dishonest, shit-for-brains piss flowers poking their heads out of every corner of the White House flower beds for the latest photo-op.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton come out of the exact same seed catalogue that gave humanity those two bunglenutz boyz of scant accomplishment in the world of grown-ups, Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama.
Get ready for another four years of the evil banality of celebrity - American style.
August 22, 2016
Let Us Now Praise Football Cathedrals
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Rome has the Vatican, Paris has Notre Dame and now McKinney, Texas is building a 12,000 seat high school football stadium for about seventy million bucks.
Yes, I said high school, and then I said, seventy (70) million bucks.
Never mind that the grandchildren of those quaint old folks who landed a man on the moon scored 24th in reading and 36th in math out of 76 countries in a recent PISA study, America's cultural cathedrals are football stadiums.
The highest paid state employee in 25 out of the 50 states is not an educator, doctor or researcher, but a football coach! In twelve other states, it is a basketball coach.
Imagine what would happen if America abandoned inter-collegiate sports altogether and its colleges and universities concentrated on something as novel as providing students with the very best education?
Don't be silly, young grasshoppers. That will never happen.
We are talking big business here. We are talking football!
Rome has the Vatican, Paris has Notre Dame and now McKinney, Texas is building a 12,000 seat high school football stadium for about seventy million bucks.
Yes, I said high school, and then I said, seventy (70) million bucks.
Never mind that the grandchildren of those quaint old folks who landed a man on the moon scored 24th in reading and 36th in math out of 76 countries in a recent PISA study, America's cultural cathedrals are football stadiums.
The highest paid state employee in 25 out of the 50 states is not an educator, doctor or researcher, but a football coach! In twelve other states, it is a basketball coach.
Imagine what would happen if America abandoned inter-collegiate sports altogether and its colleges and universities concentrated on something as novel as providing students with the very best education?
Don't be silly, young grasshoppers. That will never happen.
We are talking big business here. We are talking football!
August 21, 2016
The Umbrella Effect
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Would not life be easier if God would only explain the nuances of our souls to each and every one of us from the very beginning?
God is very busy today and I have never been very good at divining human souls so I am going to take a moment to talk about umbrellas. Well, not umbrellas precisely, but the American political system explained in a nutshell, or rather, with an umbrella. Two umbrellas, to be exact.
It is raining outside upon the community garden. It is a downpour.
One political party offers its loyal followers an umbrella and a watering can. The citizens dutifully unfold their umbrellas and water the community garden in a downpour.
The other political party also provides an umbrella and a watering can, but when their followers unfold the umbrellas, they are but the bare skeleton without the sheltering canopy. These citizens are getting soaked as they water the community garden in a downpour.
The first party's citizens sneer that they are much better off than the second party because they stay dry while watering the community garden in a downpour.
The second party sneers back that either way, the effect upon the community garden is very much the same.
There you have the major philosophical differences between the two-party, American political system wrapped up in an umbrella.
Would not life be easier if God would only explain the nuances of our souls to each and every one of us from the very beginning?
God is very busy today and I have never been very good at divining human souls so I am going to take a moment to talk about umbrellas. Well, not umbrellas precisely, but the American political system explained in a nutshell, or rather, with an umbrella. Two umbrellas, to be exact.
It is raining outside upon the community garden. It is a downpour.
One political party offers its loyal followers an umbrella and a watering can. The citizens dutifully unfold their umbrellas and water the community garden in a downpour.
The other political party also provides an umbrella and a watering can, but when their followers unfold the umbrellas, they are but the bare skeleton without the sheltering canopy. These citizens are getting soaked as they water the community garden in a downpour.
The first party's citizens sneer that they are much better off than the second party because they stay dry while watering the community garden in a downpour.
The second party sneers back that either way, the effect upon the community garden is very much the same.
There you have the major philosophical differences between the two-party, American political system wrapped up in an umbrella.
August 19, 2016
The Kalashnikov Ballet
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No Apple, no Alibaba, no Mercedes, no Toyota, no Sony, no Samsung, no Range Rover, no Airbus, no Boeing, no IBM, no 3M...
The Russians have some of the greatest mathematicians and scientists in the world and yet the only famous Russian trademark exported worldwide is the Kalashnikov AK-47 that they have been producing, exporting and killing people with since 1948.
Give an uneducated, unskilled ISIS punk a Kalashnikov and suddenly he thinks he is an important man rather than one of life's losers. He thinks he is a man with something in hands equivalent to an Oxford degree.
The Kalashnikov has such a following that Bad Vlad Putinite has opened a Kalashnikov boutique at Moscow's Sheremetyevo International Airport selling eponymous t-shirts and vodka etc.
Bad Vlad, maybe you could use some of that brilliant scientific talent to expand your economy and increase the living standard for your citizens?
Is that really so difficult?
No Apple, no Alibaba, no Mercedes, no Toyota, no Sony, no Samsung, no Range Rover, no Airbus, no Boeing, no IBM, no 3M...
The Russians have some of the greatest mathematicians and scientists in the world and yet the only famous Russian trademark exported worldwide is the Kalashnikov AK-47 that they have been producing, exporting and killing people with since 1948.
Give an uneducated, unskilled ISIS punk a Kalashnikov and suddenly he thinks he is an important man rather than one of life's losers. He thinks he is a man with something in hands equivalent to an Oxford degree.
The Kalashnikov has such a following that Bad Vlad Putinite has opened a Kalashnikov boutique at Moscow's Sheremetyevo International Airport selling eponymous t-shirts and vodka etc.
Bad Vlad, maybe you could use some of that brilliant scientific talent to expand your economy and increase the living standard for your citizens?
Is that really so difficult?
August 17, 2016
The Scarlet R
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For those of you from the more cultured corners of the world who spend your free time reading books, Ellen Degeneres is a very popular American boob tube bobblehead.
Ellen got into big trouble the other day with the politically correct wankers who patrol the social media 24/7.
She recklessly posted a photo-shopped pic of herself riding piggy-back on the shoulders of the Olympian sprinter Usain Bolt along with the caption, "This is how I'm running my errands from now on."
That was all it took.
The PC wankers, pimps and whores exploded with tongue-swallowing fury over a white bobblehead riding on the back of a black sprinter. They accused Ms. DeGeneres of "racism."
PC wankers just love to scorch someone with their favorite branding iron, R A C I S T.
Apparently it makes them feel spotless and the wankers probably think their despised victim cannot possibly appear again in public after being properly branded with the scarlet R.
The PC wankers try to apply this same scarlet R to the skin of people who challenge Islam's subjugation of its own mothers, wives, daughters and sisters. Sizzle, sizzle!
Islam is a religion that oppresses women, it is not a race.
PC pimps gonna pimp.
Watch out, you may be next!
In the meantime, Ellen has a lucrative career at stake and she may have to post an apology pic of herself carrying Usain Bolt to the airport in order to have her sentence commuted and the scarlet R removed by those red hot PC wankers she pissed off.
For those of you from the more cultured corners of the world who spend your free time reading books, Ellen Degeneres is a very popular American boob tube bobblehead.
Ellen got into big trouble the other day with the politically correct wankers who patrol the social media 24/7.
She recklessly posted a photo-shopped pic of herself riding piggy-back on the shoulders of the Olympian sprinter Usain Bolt along with the caption, "This is how I'm running my errands from now on."
That was all it took.
The PC wankers, pimps and whores exploded with tongue-swallowing fury over a white bobblehead riding on the back of a black sprinter. They accused Ms. DeGeneres of "racism."
PC wankers just love to scorch someone with their favorite branding iron, R A C I S T.
Apparently it makes them feel spotless and the wankers probably think their despised victim cannot possibly appear again in public after being properly branded with the scarlet R.
The PC wankers try to apply this same scarlet R to the skin of people who challenge Islam's subjugation of its own mothers, wives, daughters and sisters. Sizzle, sizzle!
Islam is a religion that oppresses women, it is not a race.
PC pimps gonna pimp.
Watch out, you may be next!
In the meantime, Ellen has a lucrative career at stake and she may have to post an apology pic of herself carrying Usain Bolt to the airport in order to have her sentence commuted and the scarlet R removed by those red hot PC wankers she pissed off.
Suggestion To The NSA Hackers From Citizen G
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Apparently, America's National Security Agency has been hacked. Someone has copped a top-secret code that the NSA uses to break into foreign networks and place implants which can lurk unseen for years.
This comes three years after Congress almost defunded the NSA 205-217 on fears that these home-grown spooks were becoming a threat to every American. Of course they are. So are the FBI and the CIA.
I am a born trouble-maker. I have a suggestion for these victorious cyber conquerors:
Dear Sir,
If you have the ability to send an e-mail to every American whose computer or e-mail has been scanned by the NSA this could piss-off a couple hundred million Americans during an election year. This would be a lot of fun and great PR for you guys!
Thank you,
Citizen G
*PS
Okay, I could not help myself. I sent a copy of this to the Russian Embassy and the NSA
*PPS
The NSA does not list an e-mail address so I sent another request to the Russian Embassy asking them to forward their copy of this blog to our boys over at the NSA
Apparently, America's National Security Agency has been hacked. Someone has copped a top-secret code that the NSA uses to break into foreign networks and place implants which can lurk unseen for years.
This comes three years after Congress almost defunded the NSA 205-217 on fears that these home-grown spooks were becoming a threat to every American. Of course they are. So are the FBI and the CIA.
I am a born trouble-maker. I have a suggestion for these victorious cyber conquerors:
Dear Sir,
If you have the ability to send an e-mail to every American whose computer or e-mail has been scanned by the NSA this could piss-off a couple hundred million Americans during an election year. This would be a lot of fun and great PR for you guys!
Thank you,
Citizen G
*PS
Okay, I could not help myself. I sent a copy of this to the Russian Embassy and the NSA
*PPS
The NSA does not list an e-mail address so I sent another request to the Russian Embassy asking them to forward their copy of this blog to our boys over at the NSA
August 16, 2016
The Eleventh Commandment
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The PC wankers, pimps and whores are absolutely panty-stricken, yes, I said panty-stricken, after an Italian restaurant in New Mexico began promoting a new tuna tapenade on its outdoor sign with the slogan "Black Olives Matter."
The PC wankers have officially proclaimed "Black Lives Matter" to be the 11th Commandment.
They consider "All Lives Matter" to be some sort of satanic heresy worthy of burning its adherents at the stake.
So you can just imagine what "Black Olives Matter" did to the PC wankers' magic panties.
While back in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the local chapter of "Black Lives Matter" is promoting its secondary agenda with a little community rioting, arson, beatings and pillaging.
Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke blames the federal government for these random acts of violence in his backyard.
Clarke says the feds are responsible for this lawless mindset since they have systematically crushed the black community spirit and destroyed the black family with their baby-Mama welfare policies that have left 70% of Milwaukee's black youth without a resident father figure in the family home. That is what the Sheriff said.
Oh, BTW young grasshoppers, Sheriff Clarke is a black man who is protected by the Eleventh Commandment.
The PC wankers, pimps and whores are absolutely panty-stricken, yes, I said panty-stricken, after an Italian restaurant in New Mexico began promoting a new tuna tapenade on its outdoor sign with the slogan "Black Olives Matter."
The PC wankers have officially proclaimed "Black Lives Matter" to be the 11th Commandment.
They consider "All Lives Matter" to be some sort of satanic heresy worthy of burning its adherents at the stake.
So you can just imagine what "Black Olives Matter" did to the PC wankers' magic panties.
While back in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the local chapter of "Black Lives Matter" is promoting its secondary agenda with a little community rioting, arson, beatings and pillaging.
Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke blames the federal government for these random acts of violence in his backyard.
Clarke says the feds are responsible for this lawless mindset since they have systematically crushed the black community spirit and destroyed the black family with their baby-Mama welfare policies that have left 70% of Milwaukee's black youth without a resident father figure in the family home. That is what the Sheriff said.
Oh, BTW young grasshoppers, Sheriff Clarke is a black man who is protected by the Eleventh Commandment.
Burkaphobia or Sexual Equality?
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Burkaphobia or Sexual Equality?
How do you think Germany's politically correct philosophers weighed in on this one?
Well, the growing influence of Islam on European politics collided head-on with Germany over sexual equality and Mohammed won.
That did not take very long, did it?
The burka has become a hot topic of debate within Germany's grand coalition of parties and the delicate fatwa coming down from on high was issued the other day by Angela Merkel's best boy, Interior Minister Thomas de Maizière, "One cannot forbid everything one does not approve of."
Islam 1 Europe 0
Next up: Gay pride.
Burkaphobia or Sexual Equality?
How do you think Germany's politically correct philosophers weighed in on this one?
Well, the growing influence of Islam on European politics collided head-on with Germany over sexual equality and Mohammed won.
That did not take very long, did it?
The burka has become a hot topic of debate within Germany's grand coalition of parties and the delicate fatwa coming down from on high was issued the other day by Angela Merkel's best boy, Interior Minister Thomas de Maizière, "One cannot forbid everything one does not approve of."
Islam 1 Europe 0
Next up: Gay pride.
