David Vienna's Blog, page 209
October 6, 2015
…Cliques of chicks come.Cliques of jocks come.Cliques of chicks...
…Cliques of chicks come.
Cliques of jocks come.
Cliques of chicks and jocks do mock some…
…Cliques of chicks come.Cliques of jocks come.Cliques of...
…Cliques of chicks come.
Cliques of jocks come.
Cliques of chicks and jocks do mock some…
October 4, 2015
October 3, 2015
Two brothers chasing the sunset.
Two brothers chasing the sunset.
My view as we joined our neighbors to put up Halloween...
My view as we joined our neighbors to put up Halloween decorations. I was the only one stupid… I mean BRAVE enough to get on the roof.
October 2, 2015
This is my version of the old “You have to fail before you can...
This is my version of the old “You have to fail before you can succeed” adage.
(I actually said this in a presentation at the Dad 2.0 conference.)
yungasura:
rubyfruitjumble:
chipsncookies:
mistintrees:
rando...
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.
also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails
seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up
swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them
sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human
this site hates babies what do you expect
*sees a crib* THATS A FUCKING CAGE FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK
lmfao^^
To be fair, though, most babies are just bat-shit insane.
Frank Olesby’s Strange Behavior (Part 1)
Just a reminder that a couple of years ago, I posted a long-ish short story in 12 installments on my non-parenting Tumblr.
The link above takes you to part 1. This link will take you to all of the parts.
I figured it was a good way to help you pass the Friday before the whistle blows.
October 1, 2015
What’s this?… IT’S AN ALL-NEW DISCUSSING NEWS!Hurricane...
What’s this?… IT’S AN ALL-NEW DISCUSSING NEWS!
Hurricane Joaquin threatens the U.S. coast, Secret Service Assistant Director Edward Lowery may have leaked a document protected by law, and Matt Damon should probably stop talking for a while.
All this, plus a nod to the best post-disco rollerskating movie EVER in this super-fantastic, amazacrazy Discussing News With My Kids.
September 30, 2015
Gaming Bedtime
Wyatt and Boone were super rambunctious last night, full of boisterous energy. They couldn’t sit still. When I announced it was time to start the bedtime routine, they both protested. So, I compromised. I said, “We can play two rounds of Jenga, then bed.” They cheered, but I’d done the math:
2 rowdy, fidgety kids + a game of calm skill = quick rounds because they can’t keep themselves from knocking shit over
So after 3 minutes, the two games were up—time for bed and they couldn’t complain. I mean they did complain, but neener-neener!
I win all of the parenting awards. All of them.
