David Spade is a misunderstood genius.
#leanin
Yes, it takes a village to raise a child. But, no one tells you just how many village idiots there are.
Buca Di Beppo: Come for the family-friendly portions, stay for the inappropriate decorations.
Boys, meet horse. Horse, meet boys. (All three of them nip.)
On our way to a costume party. The Force is serious with these nerds.
Lulu thinks Lego bricks make a fine pillow.
Holy living fuck, this is brilliant! And it’s also proof @shuggilippo will do anything for a joke.
#courage
#spanx
For Halloween, we decorated our house to make it look really scary. It’s covered with college tuition rates.
I’m maintaining my tradition of following trends years after they’re relevant.
Anyway, find me on Snapchat if you’re Snap-curious.
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